Arrests

Jade is seriously one of my favorite movies ever. It's such a piece of trash. When I was a teenager, I opened a Columbia House account just to get Jade. Remember Columbia House?! That shit was like a dream come true for teenagers. I opened at least a dozen Columbia House accounts under different names. You would get like 10 VHS movies or CDs for like $15 or some shit. The catch was that you had to buy a certain amount of movies or CDs within the year for like $40 each. I would pay the $15 for the 10 movies, but I would never buy anything else. That's why I would open up a new account. Columbia House definitely has a hit on me.

Anyway, one of Jade's stars, Angie Everhart, was busted for DUI on Thursday. It's the next natural step in her career. TMZ reports that Angie was released later that morning on $15,000 bail. She's due on court May 15th.

Calling Dr. Drew! Looks like we found your next cast member for "Celebrity Rehab 2."

Wino was arrested today on suspicion of assault! The Sun reports that Wino spent half an hour with Scotland Yard this evening after arriving 2 hours late for her police interview.

Wino has been accused of allegedly headbutting one dude and then punching another dude earlier this week.

She could face up to 6-months in the chokey if she's convicted. She can finally be with Blaaaake!

Wino is expected to be released from Holborn Police Station sometime today.

Can't you picture her in handcuffs screaming for Blaaaake while the cops attempt to search her crackhive? Can they let me know if they find my missing red sock up in that mess? I've looked everywhere for that shit.

Vanilla Ice was arrested last night in Florida for allegedly beating on his wife, Laura Van Winkle. Laura called the po po and told them he was hitting, kicking and pushing at her. The cops arrived to find Ice a couple of blocks from his house on a motorcycle. Did he have a Coors and a bag of pork rinds in his hands too? Trash!

Laura didn't have any injuries on her and told police he had pushed her, but not hit or kicked her. She also told the police she wanted a divorce. According to a report, Laura said, "He started yelling at me for going out to buy a bedroom set. In front of my daughter." Damn Ice! The bedroom set was on lay-a-way! No reason to get all mad and shit.

Ice told police that his wife is bipolar and on medication. He said she had been acting irrational, but denied pushing her. He said he left on his motorcycle to calm down.

He spent the night in jail and is expected to see a judge this morning. Ice was arrested back in 2004 for domestic battery.

WONKED out in that mug shot above. He probably has the marijuana twitch.

Laura should have just called the Ninja Turtles instead. They are already mad at Ice for ruining their reputation with the "Ninja Rap."

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Anne Hathaway's beard, Raffaelo Follieri, was arrested by NYC police today for bouncing a $250,000 check. TMZ reports he's still in the chokey for one misdemeanor count. He's currently being booked. A source said his bank account was not even close to covering the check.

Annie, pull a Salma Hayek and get a beard that actually has some money. It's not hard. I'm sure Ryan Gaycrest is in the market for a beard of his own. The $250,000 check probably for something super douchey like a Maserati or a boat. I bet Raffaelo wears tons of Drakkar Noir too. He totally washes his briefs in it.

Actually, the douche probably wrote the check to himself, so he could get a few hundred dollars out of the ATM! We've all done it. We have! Sometimes pay day is too far away and those boots are calling your name today.

It's nice to hear that anger management classes really changed Naomi Campbell. She's such a sweet and calm person now. Naomi was arrested at Heathrow today after she allegedly delivered a beat down to a police officer in the first class lounge at Terminal 5 over lost luggage.

Naomi was taken away screaming from a British Airways flight to Los Angeles, because she couldn't find one of her 3 carry-on bags. BA staff told her they would find her bag and forward it on, but Naomi wasn't having it. That's when she was asked to get off the flight. Gulp. That flight attendant must be one with God, because it takes a brave soul to tell Naomi what to do.

The Sun reports that the police were called and she was heard screaming "get off of me" That's when she allegedly attacked one of them. She immediately was taken away to Heathrow police station where I'm sure she gave the officers there quite a laugh.

The flight was held up for more than an hour, because of Naomi's little tizzy.

Once a crazy bitch, always a crazy bitch! Why doesn't shit like this every happen whenever I'm on a flight? I would ask for my salted peanuts early, so I could sit back and enjoy the show.

Rikki Rockett, the drummer for Poison, was arrested at LAX on a rape warrant issued from Mississippi. Rikki was performing with the group in New Zealand and was just getting off a flight. Talk about major jetlag. Get off a 34 million hour flight and get arrested. His ears were probably still plugged up. I wonder if they let him pee first. I always have to pee after landing. ANYWAYS!

46-year-old Rikki was arrested on Monday, taken to jail, booked and it looks like he has been released since then. The LA Daily News reports that no details were given about the rape warrant.

Rikki worked as a hairdresser, lifeguard, dishwasher, Emergency Medical Technician and a suit salesman before started Poison with Bret Michaels in the 1980s.

Rape charge in Mississippi? If convicted, he's totally going to get the death penalty. They are hardcore down there! Shit, they will probably issue a public stoning.

I guess this means Rikki is not going to star in Rock of Love 3?

Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI last night in Laguna Beach, CA so says TMZ. Cops pulled him over before 11pm after they noticed he was driving fucked up in his black Hummer. In his defense, Hummers seem fucking impossible to drive.

Richie entered rehab last year and was said to be doing well.

Just blame Denise Richards for this. It's the logical thing to do.

His mugshot makes me sad. Richie, you give sobriety a bad name.

Thomas Jane started his St. Patrick's Day celebrations early! He was arrested for DUI this morning. TMZ reports that "The Punisher" actor and husband of Patricia Arquette was pulled over for driving extremely fast down the I-5. He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08%. He was taken to the clink, but he's already out.

"We drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink!!!"

How the hell is Thomas going to be out drinking when he has chichis like that at home? Couldn't Patricia predict this and warn him? Wait, is she a psychic on "Medium" or does she see dead people? I get all those crappy ghost and psychic shows mixed up.

And as always, I'm patiently awaiting his mugshot to add to my collection.

The shit went down like a bad herpes outbreak in the Big Brother house today. You see, two alliances are battling it out. It's all very high school. High School with a lot more STDs and plastic body parts. I just wish CBS would give them guns and let them shoot each other.

In this little clip above, Chelsia (who probably thinks she looks like Posh with that haircut) confronts Cheri Oteri's evil twin aka Nat for saying she has a smelly twat. She asks Nat to smell her punane. You know Nat wanted to bite at it, because she's a dirty skeeza! A few minutes later, James pours some shit on Nat's head followed by Josh throwing ice water at her face. I don't think that's the first time Nat's had back-to-back loads on her face.

Visit BB Couch Potatoes to see many more videos of the afternoon's events. Dramz.

Oh and Matt also dropped the N-word.

CBS, you have our permission to lock the doors and gas the joint, but make sure you put it on the live feed.

Thanks Dr. Detroit and WrecklesssLove

Steve-O is currently sitting in jail for busting up his Los Angeles apartment reports TMZ. Steve-O's stupid ass was allegedly busting holes in his apartment walls when one of his neighbors called the cops and then made a citizen's arrest on his ass. The neighbor held Steve-O down until the popo arrived.

Steve-O is currently waiting to be booked on vandalism charges.

He probably forgot where he hid his stash. This bitch is 33-years-old. It's time to finally leave junior high school behind. I don't know who's dumber, Steve-O or the bitch that rented him the apartment?