Bai Ling

Bai Ling with Rocky the Bear on April 2nd. What's especially cruel is that Bai probably smells like rotten trout which is totally driving Rocky crazy.

Notice the difference between Radha Mitchell's eyes and Johnathan Rhys Meyers' eyes. She just looks a little surprised, while he looks like he's trying to stop the room from shaking with the power of the glare. Bai Ling looks like she's trying to give the camera a bad case of the clap.

Johnathan was the star of "The Tudors" premiere in Hollywood last night and it looks like he needed a little help to get through it. He brought his girlfriend, Reena Hammer and posed with co-star Callum Blue.

That being said, I'd still let JRM do lines off my nutsack. Winter just ended so it ain't too clean down there. He might accidentally snort a little pube. A little pube never hurt anyone!

Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

This Bai Ling photoshoot looks like a really bad episode of "America's Next Top Model." She's really into that rose and working it hardcore. I think it's speaking to her. She thinks these pictures are going to like land her in the pages of Vogue. More like the pages of the Pennysaver. Bai is still in Berlin at a photo exhibit of herself.

Why are Bai Ling's nipples wet? I don't think I want to know the answer. She slipped one last night at an art exhibit in Berlin. Bai was pure...Bai...as she posed on absolutely any kind of object. That necklace is so FUG! I think she got it on Amazon's Paris Hilton collection.

See the NSFW version after the jump!

Oh Bai Ling! She can put an outfit together, can't she? This is like a punk rocker, girl scout on crack. She wore this little ensemble to Hyde last night. She kind of looks like those crazy ladies on the street that want to tell your fortune. Nobody wears insanity like Bai.

Hopefully Britney Spears short-lived romance with JR Rotem is over. However, I don't like that he's not hitting up the craziness that is Bai Ling. TMZ has video taken from over the weekend of JR and Bai trying to sneak out of Hyde and getting into his silver Maserati and speeding away. JR has already been spotted with the cheerleader from Heroes. It's safe to say that things are most likely over with Brit.

I'm not surprised that Bai is hitting this, but I am disappointed. Can't she at least sleep with a major Zlister like Corey Haim or Corey Feldman?

Bai Ling will appear on 3 episodes of "Lost" next year as Jack's (Matthew Fox) lover. I'm so proud. She actually got herself a respectful job!

She said, “When we were shooting the scene we didn’t know each other, but he is very handsome and very kind. You are kind of nervous when you are doing those love scenes and you don’t know each other … sometimes I’m on top of him, sometimes he’s on top of me … It was fun, really spontaneous and real. We have this natural chemistry, we don’t have to talk to figure out what we’re going to do.”

In Bai Ling talk that means she raped him.

Just for shits (no honestly, you will go caca in your pants) and giggles here's one of Bai Ling's unforgettable performances on the reality show "But Can They Sing?" I'm still waiting for her album.

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Look at this ho. Bai Ling worked a daniel-tiger-cat head at the Diversity awards last night in Los Angeles. I missed her smelly ass.