Nelly Furtado

I bet you anything Nelly Furtado didn't have the major wonk until she landed in Hollywood. It's the air that gives girls the wonk! We should set up a "Free Your Wonk" booth on Robertson and fix that shit with rusty tweezers and preschool scissors. We'd make bank!

Here's Nelly with serious wonkage in South Beach last night. 

Nelly Furtado hosted last night's Juno Awards and also took home the most awards. I guess the Junos are like the Canadian Grammys. She took home Artist of the Year and two other trophies.

She said, "I just hand it to all the Canadian artists. This is for everybody -- old, new, up and coming, the legends!"

Viva Canada!

Nelly also tried to be funny by coming down "Like a Bird" in some weird tar-drenched swan costume.

I love Nelly Furtado! I see her as the darker and more mysterious Gwen Stefani. However, at last night's Bambi Awards (Does that have anything to do with Bambi the deer?) she looked like a socialite from the 70s. She's missing a bottle of dolls, a dry martini and a powerful but distant husband. She needs to give Erica Kane her look back!

Nelly Furtado was offered a cool $500,000 to bare all for Playboy and she admits that it was very tempting. She said, "It was tempting. It almost plays on your vanity.But I like to save a little bit for the bedroom. It's something to be preserved a little bit for yourself. But that's not to say that I would never do it. As a pop star, people would love to see you naked every day."

$500,000? Damn, my pants would be around my ankles as soon as they said "we'll pay you $5..." Yes, I'd do it for $5! That could buy you 5 items on the 99cent menu at Mickey D's!!!

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