Charity

Tuesday, December 27th 2011

Lilo Is New And Improved. Stop Laughing.

Have you ever tried to type while you're laughing your ass off??  Then you'll forgive the typos when I tell you that Lindsay Lohan is a changed woman ahahahaha no seriously hahahaha... AHEM!  SHE HAS CHANGED!!  TMZ says that Lilo has turned down numerous (hey, two counts as numerous) offers to host NYE parties because she desperately wants to change her party girl image.

One, BITCH PLEASE.  If you don't want to be seen as a party girl, step one is to quit being a drunk coke-addled fuck up in public.  That last sentence made cactuses everywhere shed a tear of loneliness.  Two, like her broke ass can afford to turn down jack shit.  Bitch would shill for Massengil Extra Cleansing at this point, please.  (Note: Linds, please Google Massengil extra cleansing and think about giving it a try.  Love, your johns).

So here's to Lindsay and turning over a new leaf...looks a lot like this.  
Posted by: Sweetas


Thursday, November 15th 2007

Tofurkey!

 
Pamela Anderson and PETA hosted an all-vegetarian Thanksgiving at a Las Vegas homeless shelter yesterday. Pam is doing good things.
 
Pam said, "The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for."
 
Now, veggie Thanksgiving makes me think of one thing....TOFURKEY! Barf! Have you ever had that crap? It tastes like wet cardboard. My sister was a vegetarian for a while and she'd make me eat that garbage. I'd rather eat turkey caca than Tofurkey. The name is hot though. I should name my first born Tofurkey.
 
You know those people were pissed when Pam gave them a plate of that stuff. Where's the meat?!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 6th 2007

He's Going to Get Shot

 
Tom Cruise has plans to bring his Scientology craziness to NYC. He will host a fund-raising gala for his "detox" project for 9/11 works. Not making this up.
 
The April 19th gala will cost around $100,000 per table and will benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. The clinic gives Scientology-inspired treatments to workers exposed to dangerous toxins while working at Ground Zero. The city is in no way endorsing this "project."
 
Hundreds of city workers are experiencing ailments due to toxic exposure. Some also claim that these Scientology treatments have helped them. That's because Tom paid their asses!
 
He basically wants them to stop taking their medicines and use these "treatments" to cure their issues. If Tom finally revealed to the world that he loves a huge one in the hinder, I'm sure that will cure all his "issues." That's right Tom, embrace the dick in the hinder. It will free you. 
 
Source: NY Post
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, November 26th 2006

Leonardo DiCaprio the Saint

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Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't want to hear your petty problems, so don't even try it. He spent a few months filming "Blood Diamond" in Mozambique and witnesses poverty at its worst and doesn't think any of us have the right to moan about our lives.

He said, "There's astounding conditions but what I was left with, after spending time in Africa, is it really was the power of the human spirit there and the fact these people have been through so much and they were still dancing in the streets.

"The joy and the energy and the happiness they exuded to everyone was unbelievable and it made me come back home and not want to listen to anyone's problems.

"I don't want to hear what we, as Americans, have to deal with when you're immersed in a place like that for six months and you see the extreme levels of what they have to deal with."

Um...aren't you bothering me with YOUR issues Leonardo? Take your own advice and shut it! Now go buy me a car. Actually, I think he should move there and help them full time. He's not gonna need a lot of dough to do this, so he can give me his fortune. I'll put it to good use. I know! It's the holidays, but the holidays make me selfish! Did somebody say diamond?

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Posted by: admin


Sunday, November 26th 2006

A Charity Concert for Princess Diana?

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Prince William and the hunkness that is Prince Harry are apparently organizing a charity concert in honor of their mother, Princess Diana, next year. The concert will be on July 1st, their mother's birthday and be one of the first events at the brand new Wembley Arena in London.

The Daily Mail reports:

The new stadium is due for completion in June 2007. The venue, costing £757million - double the initial estimate - and 15 months past its original deadline, is in desperate need of a spectacular and flawless launch.

It is understood that the Princes hope that by celebrating their mother's life on what would have been her 46th birthday, the sting will be taken out of August 31 - the date on which she died in Paris.

Because next year is the tenth anniversary of her death, they are aware that the date is bound to resonate publicly more than ever.

An official announcement is due to be made on December 12 but plans for the concert were set in motion during the summer after a series of discussions with their Private Secretary, Jamie Lowther-Pinkerton, in which William and Harry expressed a desire to honour their mother's life and continue the legacy of her charitable work.

The Princes have apparently already asked Madonna, Beyonce and Kylie Minogue to all participate. All chicks, eh? I see how it is. They should make their stepmother, Camilla Parker Bowles, sing "Candle in the Wind" now that's a show!

Posted by: admin


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