Leonardo DiCaprio

Friday, February 15th 2008

I Love Lindsay Lohan

I love Lindsay Lohan, because she is one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood. I only wish she would be grateful for that and accept it. She tells the media that she's a good girl and stays inside...blah..blah... I just want her to tell them, "Listen, I'm young and I have a working coochie (that's up for debate) and I'm going to put it to good use." There's nothing wrong with that.

Anyway, Lindsay Lohan was partying Tuesday night in West Hollywood. She set her coochie sights on "Entourage" dude Adrian Grenier. She's denied dating him in the past, but Rush & Molloy reports she was on him like Britney on a Frapp. Things didn't go according to plan when Adrian's girlfriend showed up. Yeah, don't you hate those?

Lindsay didn't miss a beat and as soon as Adrian was done with her, she moved on to Leonardo DiCaprio. A witness said she was flirting with him and acting like a ho! The source said, “But he wasn’t saying much to her.”

Leo then left with Adrian leaving Lindsay without a dick for the night. Poor Lindsay. What's a slut without a dick? A sad slut.

Oh and a source claims she was drinking champs and Vodka the entire night.

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Sunday, October 21st 2007

Partner Switching?

 
Pro surfer, Kelly Slater, was arrested in Jerusalem yesterday after he pushed some photographer that was trying to take pictures of him with model, Bar Rafaeli.
 
Kelly used to date Gisele Bundchen who used to date Leonardo DiCaprio who very recently dated Bar. GROSS! At least they are keeping their fluids and nasties in one place.
 
He was arrested, questioned, detained and then let go shortly after.
 
When Bar brought Leonardo DiCaprio to Israel, a fight broke out with their bodyguards and photographers. She told the press then that she would never bring someone famous to Israel again, "because there is a chutzpah here that you won't see anywhere else."
 
Well, Kelly Slater isn't THAT famous, but still.
 
I'm glad these Hollywood skanks are keeping it in their circle. When Bar breaks up with Kelly, she can only date Bradly Cooper who used to date Cameron Diaz who used to date Kelly. Keep those germs to yourself! It should be law or something.  
 
Source: AP
Thanks Arelene
 
 
 
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Thursday, August 16th 2007

SND: Here's A Waxed Leo!

 
Ugh! I'm falling asleep here! It's such a slow news day, someone get someone to do something! I mean can't Lohan break out of rehab and beat down White Oprah in front of all the paps. I mean...something....
 
In honor of this SND, here's a waxed Leonardo DiCaprio being groped by some creepy lady in London yesterday.
 
First bitch to say "zzzzzz" in comments wins a Twinkie!
 
I'm off to get a colonic. 
 
 
 
 
 
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Tuesday, May 22nd 2007

Last Call?

 
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli just got engaged, but that fairy tale wedding may never happen. Leo walked the red carpet at Cannes for his documentary without Bar by his side. A few days later, Bar showed up to the "A Mighty Heart" premiere in Cannes without Leo.
 
Star Magazine reports that a friend of Bar's said, "She ran into some friends at the Chopard event that she hadn't seen in a long time. When they asked how Leo was, she told them, 'Don't worry about it.' She seems to have moved on just fine."
 
Reportedly, Leo has already moved on and is dating Daya Fernandez. 
 
Bar served his purpose! She was Leo's rebound chick after Gisele. Hollyweird moves fast. I thought these two were head-over-heels in love and shit. Oh well!  Now Bar is free to date Tom Brady after he breaks up with Gisele.
 
Thanks Ann
 
 
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Saturday, May 12th 2007

Not the King of the World

 
It took them awhile! Neighbors of Leonardo DiCaprio are suing his ass for a basketball court he built back in 2004. The couple say that the court is effing up their backyard pool. Rich people are so picky!
 
E! reports:
 

Ronald and Joan Linclau are seeking at least $250,000 in damages for trespass, removal of lateral and subjacent support of land, and nuisance, according to court documents filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.

When DiCaprio installed the court several years ago, the complaint states, the construction extended onto the Linclau's property, destabilizing the slope behind their house and resulting in the removal of some of their plants.

The suit does not mention whether the pool itself was harmed or merely endangered.

DiCaprio, meanwhile, knew that the work was going to affect his neighbors' property, ignored their demands to stop and has refused to pay for any of the damage, according to the Linclaus.

Leo had no comment.  Whatever happened to good ole' figuring things out like adults. Everyone is suing each other's asses these days! Sue! Sue! Sue! These people should handle things the rational way by beating the shit out of him! That's the REAL American way!

 

 

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Thursday, April 12th 2007

Leo's Girl Might Be Knocked Up

 
Leonardo DiCaprio and his wife-to-be, Bar Rafaeli are expecting a child according to friends close to the couple. He's 32 and she's 21. They have been dating for 15 months and are due to be married in Israel later this year.
 
A source said, "He dotes on Tobey's (Maguire) little girl Ruby and has been asking him all about what it's like to being a dad."
 
Models have it sooo easy. Grow up beautiful, get a job where you stand around, marry a hot rich dude, have his kid, divorce him, take his money and live a life of leisure in France. Ugh, why can't we all be models?
 
Oh and this kid will most likely be hot. The kid will have the fat gene though, because Leo has recently been fighting that gene hardcore.
 
Source: Post Chronicle
 
 
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Monday, April 2nd 2007

Knut is So Famous!

 
Not only is Knut the bear on the cover of Germany's Vanity Fair , but he also graces the American VF with Leonardo DiCaprio.  This ho is taking over the world. A guest-starring role on "Lost" is coming his way I can smell it.
 
Click here to see adorable outtakes from the shoot.
 
Thanks Rachel
 
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Friday, March 30th 2007

Bar DiCaprio

 
Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, are planning  a June wedding according to sources. Rumors are that the couple got engaged while Leo was visiting Bar's family in Israel. They are planning a wedding in Israel and another in the U.S.
 
A source said, “The reason they made the trip to Israel is that Leo wanted to get Bar’s parents’ approval before he popped the question. Now they are busy making wedding plans.”

“Although it may be a bit of a rush, they’re thinking about getting married this June. That’s when Bar turns 22.”

She's only 22?! Hell no, she should run far away. Leo has the fat gene in him and will only get fatter and greasier. Make sure you don't sign a pre-nup Bar!

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Friday, March 23rd 2007

I'll Never Let Go

 
Kate Winslet's husband, Sam Mendes, will reunite Kate and Leonardo DiCaprio for Revolutionary Road. The film is based on the 1961 novel about post-war disillusionment. Gross. It follows a suburban couple with two children in the 1950s who find themselves caught between their true desires and the pressure to conform. Say what? 
 
Filming will begin this Summer. Kate and Leo made hearts soar and tears flow in Titanic. Remember that little film where she let go? Why don't they make a sequel of that? I think Jack becomes a mermaid and goes looking for Rose. Think of it like a reversed "Splash." That'd be hot.
 
PS - I found this photo of a waxed Leo and Kate from a museum in San Francisco. It looks nothing like them! It looks like Fran Drescher and Jodie Foster!
 
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Tuesday, March 13th 2007

Leo's Bodyguards Arrested in Israel

Leonardo DiCaprio's bodyguards were arrested in Israel yesterday after a fight broke out with photographers. Leonardo and his Israeli girlfriend Bar Refaeli were visiting the Wester Wall in Jerusalem when a mob of photographers created a media frenzy.

The two bodyguards are being questioned. Bar's father was also questioned for striking a photographer. 4 of the photographers involved in the incident have been given a 30-day restraining order from Leo and Bar.

Video of the incident is below. Dramz.




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Thanks Sara

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