Jennifer Love Hewitt

A Purple Pear

Those are some birthing hips! Damn! Jennifer Love Hewitt is ready for breeding at anytime! It's like that ribbon is holding down the junk. Unravel that ribbon and her ass will explode. I've always been a fan of her chi-chis though.

Here's JLove with her boyfriend at the Annual Marshall's "Shop 'Til You Drop" benefit. Yes, a Marshall's benefit!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

JLove Is Moved By JLove

Jennifer Love Hewitt said that she can't watch one full episode of her show "The Ghost Whisperer." The CBS show is about a dumb skank who can talk to the dead. It's like "Touched By An Angel" meets the trash can. She said everytime she tries to watch it, she's so moved by it that she cries and has to turn it off.

She said, "I can't I cry every time I watch it. It kills me. I cried for the entire shooting of pilot. I am very moved by it."

Yeah, I cry too. I cry, because I can't believe they gave a no-talent pear like you her own show. I also cry, because I can't believe I'm home on a Friday night watching that.

Her face is also very angular. Is that a condition?

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A JLove Baby Bump?

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend posed for photographers as they shopped. I guess homegirl just rolled out of bed and put her hair into pigtails. You know how I feel about middle-aged women in pigtails. She also looks like she's working a baby bump. Her boyfriend needs botox, but I'd still tap that.

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