Tyra Banks

Has Tyra Ever Looked Like This?

E.T. phone HO! Here's Tyra Banks in a new promo shot for America's Next Top Model Cycle 85 or whatever they are on. First of all, Tyra hasn't look like that in...EVER? Second of all, I don't know how the hell they got that helmet over that massive ten-head. They probably had to use a giant crane, a stealth bomber and some silly putty to get that shit on. I bet you there's like 50 guys behind her holding it down.

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Photoshop Awards • Tyra Banks

Kiss My Fat Ass!!

Tyra Banks spent her Sunday shooting a commercial in NYC for her talk show. This fall her talk show has moved from Los Angeles to New York. Lucky us. I will say that Tyra looks hot. I'm not understanding the commercial, but I'm guessing they are going to make it look like she's nude walking the streets of Manhattan.

Tyra is hot as long as she keeps that mouth shut. The wig is working for me too and usually this bitch is Queen of the Lace front.

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Tyra Banks

Tyra's Toilet Tips!

Tyra Banks is the new Hints for Heloise! In this video she teaches the ladies how to pee properly so that your panties don't rub all over the toilet seat. Damn, she's so smart. She probably keeps her panties from touching the seat, but I'm sure her piss gets all over it from the acrobatic moves she's trying to perform.

Bitch is nuts!

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Put Some Chicken And Veggies In Her, Pop Her In The Oven For 20 And You've Got Yourself a Delicious And Quick Meal!

I know exactly why Tyra Banks wore this disgusting frock to the Emmys last night. She did this so we all could talk about it, bash her and then she could go on her talk show next week bitching and moaning about it and talking about how "enough is enough." I know her tricks.

I actually think the wig and the face looks good, but that dress! It's like one of the cast-offs from Beauty and the Beast the Musical. Elmo doesn't know what to do. He thinks he's talking to Oscar the Grouch's trash can.

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Tyra Banks

Vintage Lindsay Lohan & Tyra Banks

Before Tyra Banks became annoying and Lindsay Lohanbecame a crackhead they joined forces for a 2000 TV movie called Life-Size. The movie was about a lonely widower's daughter that accidentally brings a doll to life while she's trying to cast a spell to bring her dead mother back.

This is gold! Above is a clip from the end of the movie where Tyra attempts to lip-sync while getting down with Lohan. The song is actually kind of hot. Lindsay was so much more interesting when she was innocent and pure.

Click here to see another Emmy-winning scene from Life-Size.

Thanks Laura

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The Photoshop Awards: Tyra in Shape Magazine

Here's Tyra Banks proving that she's "comfortable" with her body and that she's hot...blah...blah...blah....I'm sure she'll talk about this on her talk show and again on The View, Maury, Jerry Springer, Entertainment Tonight, Animal Planet, Discovery, homeroom TV and anybody else who will give her air time.

The body looks hot, but couldn't they fix her up with a better wig?!

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Photoshop Awards • Tyra Banks

What the Hell is Tyra Saying?!

I heard Tyra Banks on Conan O'Brien last night was gold and now I know it's true. WTF is this ho talking about?! She's like talking about ass touching shoulders. I'm confused. She also talked about Rosie O'Donnell's amazing breats. I love Tyra, because she will vomit whatever her tiny brain comes up with.

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Spot the Female!

The trannies came out for a little sports-fun at the Knicks VS Nets at Madison Square Garden last night in NYC. Kimora, Tyra and Beyonce looked absolutely bored as they sat there. They are trying to entertain themselves by sucking on a beverage and checking out their nails. I should've went down to the yarn store, headed up to MSG and set up a wig stand. I would've cleaned up.

I love the look on Jay-Z's face in the first picture. He's looking at what he's missing out on. Poor sap.

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Tyra Got an Emmy Nomination?!

Tyra Banks and her "fat ass" were nominated for Daytime Emmys this morning. Tyra received a nod for Best Talk Show Host and Best Talk Show. WTF?! She basically got a nomination for talking about herself the whole time?!

The co-hosts of The View, Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil and Ellen Degeneres join Tyra in both categories. Oprah doesn't even bother submitting herself anymore since she would win every year anyway.

The Tyra show also nominated for Best Make-Up and Hair Design. Hahahaha!

I will say that her show is pretty entertaining, because dumbass loves to relate every single conversation to herself. Her guest could be talking about how she was attacked by big foot and Tyra will say "Well, on a shoot I once had to work with a dog that sort of looked like big foot."

Click here to see the full nomination list

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Talk Shows • Tyra Banks

Battle of the Wigs

Tyra Banks' fat ass and Naomi Campbell reunited at the NAACP Awards in Los Angeles last night. It pains me to say this, but Tyra is looking way hotter than Naomi. Tyra's fat ass actually looks hot in that dress and I usually only have terrible things to say about this heifer, but this time I don't have anything bad to say. Naomi is a different story. Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot?" Yeah, that's Naomi.