Heidi Klum

Add Heidi Klum to the list of names of people that want to help Brit Brit. Heidi lives near Brit in Beverly Hills and said she can come live with her family. Heidi said, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life." Heidi doesn't know what she's saying. Brit would try to sleep with her husband!

And didn't Heidi poke fun at Brit Brit on Ellen? She said something about Britney teaching her how to change diapers. Oh Heidi, you don't mean it. Besides Heidi is not the one. If any model could set Brit straight, it's Tyra Banks! Tyra would make that girl over and give her some tough love.

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It's been awhile since we've seen these two! Ok it's only been a month, but still! That's too long!

Heidi and Seal took my favorite celebrity brats Henry and Johan out for a walk yesterday. Usually Henry is the grouch but Johan be the badass for once. Leni's too good for this and decided to sit this photo op out.

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TMZ has a little promo Heidi Klum shot for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that airs on December 5th. In the promo Heidi plays with her breastes like I play with mine. Wait, did I just say that?

I bet you Heidi also plays with Seal's pee pee! You know, she probably uses his urethra like a little mouth and does the voice for his penis. I used to do that when I was little. Ok, I still do it. It's fun! God, don't judge.

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Here's Heidi out with mom and nannies eating a Sunday brunch. It's good to see that Heidi has so much help with her brats. She can sit back, relax and stuff her face in peace without having to deal with a screaming kid, one that doesn't want to eat and the other playing with their food.  Bitch is lazy!

Knowing me,  I'd do the same thing. Except I'd have a nanny for myself and one of those electrical scooters so I didn't have to walk.

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