Heidi Klum

Who knew that saying "Yer eder in or yer aut" each week would get Heidi Klum an Emmy nom? Heidi was nominated along with Ryan Gaycrest, Jeff Probst, Tom Bergeron and Howie Mandel for Outstanding Reality Show Host. This shit is a new category.

I hope Heidi wins this shit! However, you know TyTy Baby is shredding her weave this morning. Heidi shouldn't expect to receive a "TyTy's Favorite Things" basket at Christmas this year.

Top Model wasn't nominated for shit! How can they do this to TyTy? Couldn't they come up with a category just for her? Best Weave in a Reality Show? Biggest Ego in the History of the World? Anything!

Oh well. "Project Runway" was also nominated along with "Dancing with the Has-Beens," "American Idol," "Top Chef" and "The Amazing Race." AGAIN! The Amazing Race needs to pull an Oprah and take themselves out of the running. Give someone else a chance aka TyTy Baby.

"30 Rock" got the most Emmy noms with 17. Go Tina! "Mad Men" got 16.

Other hot bitches that got nominated were Glenn Close (Damages), Michael Emerson (Lost), Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother), Ashley Jensen (Extras), Vanessa Williams (Ugly Betty) and Cynthia Nixon (Law & Order).

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Add Heidi Klum to the list of names of people that want to help Brit Brit. Heidi lives near Brit in Beverly Hills and said she can come live with her family. Heidi said, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight. I am sorry when a young person gets thrown so off track. She has, of course, lived an extremely wild life." Heidi doesn't know what she's saying. Brit would try to sleep with her husband!

And didn't Heidi poke fun at Brit Brit on Ellen? She said something about Britney teaching her how to change diapers. Oh Heidi, you don't mean it. Besides Heidi is not the one. If any model could set Brit straight, it's Tyra Banks! Tyra would make that girl over and give her some tough love.

Source: People

It's been awhile since we've seen these two! Ok it's only been a month, but still! That's too long!

Heidi and Seal took my favorite celebrity brats Henry and Johan out for a walk yesterday. Usually Henry is the grouch but Johan be the badass for once. Leni's too good for this and decided to sit this photo op out.

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TMZ has a little promo Heidi Klum shot for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that airs on December 5th. In the promo Heidi plays with her breastes like I play with mine. Wait, did I just say that?

I bet you Heidi also plays with Seal's pee pee! You know, she probably uses his urethra like a little mouth and does the voice for his penis. I used to do that when I was little. Ok, I still do it. It's fun! God, don't judge.

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