Heidi Klum

Here's Heidi out with mom and nannies eating a Sunday brunch. It's good to see that Heidi has so much help with her brats. She can sit back, relax and stuff her face in peace without having to deal with a screaming kid, one that doesn't want to eat and the other playing with their food.  Bitch is lazy!

Knowing me,  I'd do the same thing. Except I'd have a nanny for myself and one of those electrical scooters so I didn't have to walk.

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Heidi Klum was seen out strolling Soho with her children, mom and three other nameless bitches. According to Hello Magazine these are Heidi's hired hos. She must be scared of getting jumped by other nannies so she had her posse of hard hittin' cronies in tow.

Do you gotta get jumped in to get a job like that?

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Mr. Blackwell has named his worst and best dressed celebrities of the year. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tied for the worst.

The Worst:
10. Meryl Streep - Why?
9. Sandra Oh - Who?
8. Tori Spelling - Ok
7. Sharon Stone - Ok
6. Paula Abdul - Ok
5. Mariah Carey - Why?
4. Christina Aguilera - Why?
3. Lindsay Lohan - Why?
2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Who?
1. Britney and Paris - Ok

The best included Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Marcia Cross, Kate Winslet, Heidi Klum and Barbra Streisand.

Um...where's Kate Moss, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Posh Beckham, Sienna Miller, Cory Kennedy (lol)? Mr. Blackwell needs to stop. He usually gets it wrong. I agree with him about Britney, but I don't think Paris is that bad. She's just a bore. She doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

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Heidi Klum looks like she hasn't slept in centuries as she brings her new baby around Aspen. That baby is probably a popsicle now. He needs to give his mom a break, because homegirl looks used up!

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Let's face it...infants are strange looking. They are cute in a prune sort of way. Anyway, Heidi Klum and Seal debuted their new project Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel to Gala Magazine. JRFTS was born only a month ago. He also has a 1-year-old brother and 2-year-old sister. So Heidi and Seal have 3 babies under 3. Painful.

I always think it's weird when celebrity couples do picture spreads of their babies when they are so young. Shouldn't they wait until they are a tad bit more "alive?" Whatevs, they look happy.

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You know Christmas has arrived when he hear Heidi Klum sing about a Winter Wonderland. Her voice isn't bad, but she should've cast another Santa Clause. Ho looks like he's dying. I'm all for Heidi singing, but what happened to Tyra Banks' singing career? Don't you remember "Shake Ya Body?" Now, that was a classic! These two should do a duet of Aladdin's "A Whole New World."