Jessica Biel

Monday, May 28th 2007

Jessica Biel is Hot

 
Yeah, she's hot for a DUDE! Bitch is built like she's ready to mount a ho and give it to him good. No wonder Justin Timberlake is in love with her ass. She probably knows how to strap it and give it. Homegirl even has a pit bull. Bull dyke!  I'd let her hit it from the back. Most definitely.
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 25th 2007

Already In Love?!

 
If your name is Cameron Diaz, don't read this.
 
Justin Timberlake is apparently "in love" with Jessica Biel. The two have been on-and-off since January, but things really heated up when Jessica visited Justin in the UK where he was on tour.
 
A source close to Justin said, "She's the coolest chick ever. He wants to be with her all the time. He's ready to be serious." 
 
That's lovely, but I'm more concerned about his beard. The beard on his face. Does he think that pubes on his neck is attractive?  
 
Source: People
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, May 16th 2007

Vintage Jessica Biel & Scarjo

 
The Bastardly has a picture of ScarJo and Jessica Biel when they were just starting out. There's some freaky about them. Village of the Damned anyone? Jessica's seriously had some work done. At least a nose job. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Upgrade for Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds broke it off with Alanis Morissette last February and he's already moving on to a much hotter piece. Ryan is reportedly "canoodling" with Jessica Biel. Jessica has been linked to Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter recently.

Witnesses at Babalu in Santa Monica claim they were all close and everything.

"They knew people were watching them, so they didn't hold hands or kiss, but when they left the restaurant, they hid behind the bush. Were they kissing? Maybe."

They were spotted a few days later.

Upgrade!!!! They can work out together since both are muscle men.

Click here to see the NSFW version of the pic above!

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Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, January 31st 2007

Justin & Jessica Get Serious

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Star Magazine is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hooked up before they were spotted flirting at a Golden Globes party. Justin apparently invited Jessica to join him on tour in San Diego on January 8th, just a few days before the GGs. Jessica also joined Justin at Sundance where he was promoting "Black Snake Moan." Friends close to Justin say that he's had his eye on her for awhile.

The source said, "I've heard him say a million times that he thinks she's the sexiest girl out there."

Jessica will also join Justin on tour this Spring to be closer to him.

Biel better watch her ass, because you know Cameron Diaz has bought a vodoo doll and is conducting some black magic crap on her ass! That being said, Biel and Timberlake make a cute....boring...but cute couple.

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Wednesday, January 17th 2007

Jealous Bitch

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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Hagface recently broke off their lengthy (in Hollywood) relationship. The two both attended Monday night's Golden Globe Awards, but producers were told to keep them at a distance from each other. There was a reason for that, because at an after-party Cameron blew up at Jessica Biel after she saw her ex flirting with her.

Cameron followed Justin to the roof of the Beverly Hilton where she witnessed him chatting up Jessica. She blew up at Jessica and stormed off. Jessica is currently dating Derek Jeter.

Cameron is just jealous, because Jessica is younger and hotter. Yes, Jessica is built like a robocop, but she's hotter in the face. Cameron needs to get over it and start dating men her own age, like Jack Nicholson!

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Friday, December 1st 2006

Another Blohan Post

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It's not even noon and I'm on my second Lindsay Lohan post of the day. I'm sort of ashamed of myself, but I will deal with it Lohan-style and have a glass of champagne. So, she apparently made quite a scene at the GQ Men of the Years Awards two nights ago. Page Six reports that she was drinking the bubbly all night when she spotted Jessica Biel's assistant. Jessica's assisant used to work for Lohan and the two ended on bad terms.

A witness heard Lindsay say, "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't look at that girl! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn't belong in here!"

The witness also said Will Ferrell then turned to Ben Affleck and said, "Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?"

I love him.

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Tuesday, November 28th 2006

The Jeter and The Biel Heat Up!

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Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel spent their weekend spewing their love juices all over Las Vegas. The pair were spotted on Saturday making out at Wynn's Tryst nightclub in Las Vegas. They were spotted the next two nights at different clubs "canoodling."

The duo were first spotted in "love mode" on November 15th. That's fine, but Derek really needs to plump up his lips. Like he has none!

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