Boring Couples
Wednesday, November 7th 2007
Eh, They Make Sense
Love is in the air! Even boring people need love too. Page Six reports that Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry went on a romantic date at Amici in Beverly Hills recently. She's 27, he's 38.
A witness said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."
I haven't thought about Matthew Perry in ages. I thought he fell down a well or something. Page Six calls them an "odd couple," but I call them a "who cares couple."
I hope Matty's tall enough, because Mandy is a giant!
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Saturday, October 27th 2007
Owen Speaks! Too Bad It Was Boring As Hell!
Owen Wilson gave his first interview to Wes Anderson on MySpace last night. Owen didn't talk about the suicide thing or his recent troubles at all. He spoke about monkeys and the movie and boring things like that.
Poor Owen looks beat! I'm getting tired just looking at him. He needs a long vacation. He should take his twin-brother, Ellen Degeneres, with him and just go away. Both have been under a lot of stress lately.
Tuesday, October 16th 2007
Carrie Underwears Has A New Dude
American Idol winner Carrie Underwears has moved on from Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo. OK! Magazine claims Carrie is not dating Chace Crawford from "Gossip Girl."
A witness claims they saw Carrie and Chace "canoodling" at Marquee in NYC last Friday. They said, “They were canoodling all night and stayed until close."
STOP CANOODLING! Cuddle, but stop with the canoodling business! It doesn't sound right.
The next couple of nights they were spotted at Del Posto, SoHo Grand and the Rose Bar. Witnesses say they were making out and didn't leave each other's side.
A source close to Underwears said, "Chace has such an edgy, almost bad boy image on the show and Carrie has such a good girl image, together they're just hot."
I hate to break it to this "source" but together they are just as boring. Underwears needs to gain the weight back. She's turning into Rachel Zoe.
Sunday, July 29th 2007
In Boring Couple News: Steve Martin Hitched!
Congratulations! Steve Martin married Tina Fey at his Los Angeles home yesterday! Ok no, that's not Tina Fey. It's his longtime girlfriend, Anne Stringfield.
He is 61 and she's 35. They have been dating for 3 years. Anne is a writer and former staffer at The New Yorker.
The wedding was attended by Tom Hanks, Diane Keaton, Eugene Levy, Carl Reiner and Lorne Michaels who was the best man.
Stevie was wearing his Inspector Clouseau moustache, because he's about to begin work on The Pink Panther sequel. Let's hope Beyonce isn't in this one.
Note to Tameka Foster, this is how a real gold digger does it! Marry the loot before you start bitching and moaning! I'm joking, I'm sure they two are in love. Cough, cough..
Monday, May 14th 2007
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Nick Lachey is probably breathing a sigh of relief for trading in Chestica Simpson with Vanessa Manilafolders at just the right time. Chestica now looks like a chipmunk tranny and you know Nick is loving that.
The thing is Nick was only hot in 1999. He is forever 1999. Look at him. Take Vanessa out of the pictures and if I told you this was Nick 5 years ago you'd believe me. From the tat to the hair to the everything, bitch is stuck forever in the late 90s!
Here's Nickey and Vanessa in the Bahamas this past weekend.
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
Neve's Secret Wedding
According to Page Six Neve Campbell will marry longtime-boyfriend John Light in a secret Malibu ceremony this Saturday. Friends and family of the couple have been given "super-secret" instructions to the location of the event.
John and Neve currently live in London, but she's in L.A. shooting "Medium."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't usually "super secret weddings" for couples that people actually care about? They are lovely, but I don't think they have to worry about crazy fans and the media bothering their asses.
Thursday, April 19th 2007
SHOCKING! LC and Jason Had Boring Sex
The sex tape allegedly made by LC and Jason of Laguna Beach is apparently real. REAL boring. A source told TMZ that a porn company withdrew their offer to buy the tape, because it sucks. The source called it "vanilla" with "no hardcore sex."
SugarDVD said they pulled their $500,000 offer for other reasons. Sugar said, "We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department."
They are talking about Jason. Sugar is also hoping other porn companies don't buy the tape.
I could've told you their shit was boring. Look at them. LC looks like she never had an orgasm in her life and Jason looks like he isn't capable of giving a broad an orgasm.
Monday, April 16th 2007
I Guess the Wedding is Off
Last week UsWeekly reported that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were getting hitched. This week there's rumors that they broke up. I just don't know what to think and I don't even know if I care!
At the premiere of his film, Fracture, Ryan was asked about Rachel. He responded, "Don't you know? We broke up."
A rep for Ryan would not confirm or deny the split.
Ryan is probably just playing with us. I'm sure they are still together, but they want to private and all. Gross. Not that anyone cares.
Source: Rush & Molloy
Wednesday, April 11th 2007
Rachel & Ryan Making it Legal
According to Us Weekly , Pinky and the Brain are going to get married. A source close to Rachel McAdams said they are planning a secret ceremony.
The source said, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."
But the couple "want to avoid the press. So they agreed to get engaged and married on the same day - and won't allow their families to talk about it."
Rachel and Ryan Gosling grew up near each other in Canada, but never met until they filmed "The Notebook." Oh...how romantic. Gross.
Saturday, April 7th 2007
Naomi & Liev Don't Want a Bastard
Naomi Watts is due to give birth to Liev Schreiber's baby this Summer and the couple are planning to make it legal before then. They originally planned to marry in the Fall, but sources say they don't want their child to be illegitimate.
A source said, "They'll have just 25 guests for the nuptials in her hometown of Sydney, Australia, with a lavish wedding reception for all their stateside friends after the baby is born."
Boring couples rule! I don't have much to say about these two. They don't bother me, I don't bother me or something.
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