Boring Couples

Ruby Maguire spend her weekend skinny dipping in Hawaii. Luckily, her daddy, Tobey Maguire, was there to make sure she didn't get anything up in the private area. That's the bad thing about skinny dipping. Sand in the crack. Cute family...boring..but cute. Source

Elizabeth Hurley got married to Arun Nayer yesterday at a Gloucestershire castle. They will have a civil service tonight. Sir Elton John and Donatella Versace are expected to attend tonight. Tonight's ceremony will kick-off a week filled with events ending in India. Arun is the heir of a software company and is really rich. They began dating in 2003. Liz has a 4-year old son with douchebag, Steve Bing. Elton and Donatella? That's the best they can do? Where's Posh and Hugh Grant and whoever else? Boring! Source

Boring couple of the year, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are apparently expecting a bastard. Pregnancy rumors have been surrounding them for a while now and close friends of the couple claim that she's indeed knocked up. A source said, "They have wanted a baby for some time now. No one would be surprised if they married soon, but kept it quiet like Heath [Ledger] and Michelle [Williams]." That baby is going to die of boredom! Just kidding, she's hot...he's not...so hopefully that babes will inherit her genes. You know Nicole Kidman is PISSED that Naomi beat her to the punch! Source

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson reunited in Australia at a private screening of "We Are Marshall." Matthew McConaughey is in Australia with Kate Hudson to film "Fool's Good." Matthew held a private screening and Owen was the surprise guest. A witness said, "They were cozy – they chose seats together – and seemed relaxed although slightly nervous, probably because they were in public together. Once the lights dimmed, they chilled out a bit more." Kate and Owen have been seeing each other in secret since her marriage ended last August amidst rumors that Owen was the reason. They haven't been seen in public lately and it was rumored that they broke up. It now seems they are reunited and finally the world can spin as normal. Source

Just in case you care or watched Felicity, Keri Russell got married in New York yesterday. Keri married longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in a Valentine's Day ceremony. The two are both 30 and expecting a brat this Summer. Shane is a contractor. She married blue collar? Wow.

Anyway, only a few close friends braved the ice storm to celebrate with the couple. Off topic, but I love how the news is calling this "storm" in NYC a major ice storm. That thing was nothing. I've seen more ice in my freezer!

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Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have cancelled their engagement.

Their reps issued this statement: "Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have mutually decided to end their engagement. They remain close friends and continue to have the utmost love and admiration for each other. They ask that their privacy be respected surrounding this personal matter."

They pair have been together for 4 years and engaged for 2.

See not one joke about that fug ass ho's face...that wasn't so hard.

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Mandy Moore and DJ Am confirmed rumors that they are dating yesterday by kissing after breakfast in Los Angeles. Mandy said recently that she didn't like dating in the public eye. Obviously, she doesn't mind it either. They are cute, boring, but cute. I seriously don't know what chicks find in him, but hey....young love is beautiful. Excuse me while I chuck up my morning Krispy Kreme.

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Witnesses say that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer may not be as hot and heavy as they'd like us to believe. Even though they created a paparazzi frenzy outside Nobu in Miami, the pair barely spoke to each other according to their fellow diners.

A witness said, "John was extremely quiet and didn't speak a lot. Jessica just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair."

Before leaving, Jessica went to the bathroom for 20 minutes to prepare herself for the paparazzi.

In John's defense, can you imagine having a conversation with Jessica? I'm sure he'd much rather keep mum than talk to her dumb ass.

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Josh Hartnett has barely let Scarlett Johansson's vagina juice dry on his peen and he's already hooking up with Sienna Miller. The two were spotted "canoodling" at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night in Hollyweird. Witnesses say that the two were very touchy feely in front of everyone.

Slimy's spokesrep denies they are dating and insists they are just friends. "Just friends" in Hollyweird means that she hasn't swallowed his load yet.

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