Cameron Diaz

Wednesday, August 15th 2007

Caaaaaaaaam?

 
Whaaat? John Mayer was supposed to be dating Mandy Moore even though she denies it. Now he's dating Cameron Diaz. I can't keep up! I thought she was dating what's his name or face or whatever. Eff!
 
A source tells UsWeekly that the two were spotted out in NYC last night "canoodling" and shit. "They went out to several places...It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town."
 
"This was technically not their first time hanging out...they've hung out together with friends before. But this was the first time together like this. It's new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well."
 
Reps for both would not comment.
 
They all eff each other! Soon Jessica Simpson will be dating Justin Timberlake then Scarlett Johansson will be dating John Mayer then Jessica Biel will be dating Nick Lachey and then Jessica will be dating Jessica. Confusing!
 
I love it when Mayer makes "O" faces.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 11th 2007

A Swipe At Biel?

 
Cameron Diaz told Cosmo Magazine that she doesn't like to work-out too much, because she starts to look like a man. Too late!
 
Cammy said, "Because of my muscle definition, I can get a very man-like appearance, which I don't like. I'm always telling my trainers, "Don't make me look manly!”'

"I buff up really fast! ... But, I can be really lazy and need someone to tell me what to do."

Cammy's ex, Justin Timberlake, is currently dating Jessica Biel. Jessica is built like a brickhouse and isn't afraid to show it.  

She went on to say,  "I try not to be too bothered about it. Personally I like women with curves. I think every woman is a piece of art."

Yeah and you would be a full-on Picasso. 

Source - Image: Splash

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, July 11th 2007

Cameron's New Green Man

 
Daniel de Rothschild is an enviromentalist, heir to a banking fortune and one of Britian's most eligible bachelors. He has also been linked to Cameron Diaz. The 28-yearold (Danny) met the 34-year-old at Live Earth New Jersey on Saturday. Since then they have been spotted "canoodling" in NYC.
 
Daniel is one of the hottest men I've ever seen in my life. Not because of his face, but because he's a Rothschild! Finally, Cammy has picked a real winner. Somehow she'll eff it up though.  
 
Cameron was recently linked to douche magic-man, Criss Angel.  
 
Money makes the world go around! 
 
Source: Us Weekly
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 2nd 2007

Cammy Isn't A Homewrecker

 
Cameron Diaz has fired back against claims that she helped to break-up Criss Angel's secret marriage.
 
Cammy's rep said, "When Cameron met Criss Angel in May of this year, he had been separated from his wife for over a year and she had already filed a petition to divorce him in 2006. Cameron and Criss went on only four dates over a month ago and have no current relationship."
 
"These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron's celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with." 
 
Criss Angel's wife blamed mental cruelty and abandonment for the reason for their divorce. She also blamed his affair with Cameron Diaz.
 
You tell them Cameron! You're no homewrecker! Annoying pizza-face yes, but not a homewrecker. How the hell does she get with Criss Angel? Does she put a bag over his face? Wait, they both put bags over each other's faces! Now that's an image I'd like to see.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 30th 2007

I Think I Like Cameron Now

 
Cameron Diaz's hot factor just went up in my book. Why? Because she's a homewrecking slut! Allegedly. The wife of Criss Angel claims that Cameron stole her man and ruined her marriage. Joanne Sarantakos wants to subpeona Cammy and have her testify on her relationship with Criss. 
 
Criss kept his 5-year marriage to Joanne a secret to keep his sex-appeal alive with fans.
 
Joanne filed for divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment. Criss' lawyer doesn't deny that his client had an affair. Joanne is seeking cash and Criss has lots of it because he just signed a $200 million deal with a Las Vegas casino.
 
You little minx Cameron! It's not that slut's fault! Why do women always blame the other woman? Criss is the piece of shit here. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 25th 2007

That Idiot!

 
Cameron Diaz has apologized for carrying around a purse that irked many of the locals when she visited Peru's Machu Picchu on Friday. The fugly bag had a star and the words "Serve the People" in Chinese. The slogan comes from the late Communist leader  Mao Zedong who an insurgency in the 80s in Peru which left nearly 70,000 people dead. 
 
Cameron said in a statement, "I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it."

"I'm sorry for any people's pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country's history."

 
The funny thing is that I'm sure she had some sort of tour guide that probably knew what that bag meant and wanted to eff that bitch up! I'm also loving celebrity statement lately. You know they don't even look at that shit let alone write it.
 
Source: People
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 8th 2007

Cameron and Justin Together Again In Berlin!

 
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake just can't go away from each other! They looked happy though while chatting during a photocall for Shrek 3 in Berlin. Damn, they both look beat down. And I really need Justin to know that pubes on your neck is not hot!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, June 7th 2007

Criss Explains Himself

When Criss Angel amazingly escaped from a concrete block over Times Square in NYC he declared his love for 'Trouble' aka pizza face Cameron Diaz.

All the babbling going on about why he did he told People, "I just said that because everyone was hounding me about it and at the end of the day I got it out there, so my professional life is there, my personal life is here. She's an amazing person and I wish her the best with her Shrek tour right now, and I'm not going to discuss Cameron anymore."

He's supposed to be a master illusionist, can't he make Cameron look hot and less annoying? Then it won't be an issue with everybody.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 5th 2007

Trouble?

Weird. As I reported yesterday, Criss Angel did his stunt in NYC where he was locked in a box 40-feet above Times Square and he had 24 hours to get out before it plummeted to the ground.

Minutes before he performed the act and the box closed in on him he said, “This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.”

After he amazingly escaped, he told the crowd, "I'd like to dedicate this escape to my girl 'Trouble,' a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour."

Ewww. Trouble? I'm confused. I thought Criss Angel makes his career getting OUT of trouble, not in it!

Splash, US Weekly

Thanks Chloe

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 4th 2007

Posh VS Cam

 
Posh Beckham and Cameron Diaz showed up to the MTV Movie Awards yesterday in the same pair of silver heels. Yeah I know, lame, but The Daily Mail made a thing about it.
 
Posh was welcomed by the audience as she presented with Chris Tucker. Cameron made sure to steer clear from her arch rival Jessica Biel. That's because bitch knew not to mess with She-Hulk!
 
Posh is honestly the tranny version of Siegfried and Roy! 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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