Cameron Diaz

What's wrong with Cameron Diaz's face? Stoooonnnneeed and orange. Cameron met up with Drew Barrymore in NYC last night.

The shark creatures need to get their act together. Instead of going after innocent people they need to start setting their sights on more annoying humans. Here's exhibit a, the Cameron Diaz. She's in Hawaii "canoodling" with good friend Kelly Slater. This was a supreme chance for the shark creatures to help us out. Just this once. Again, they have failed us. Shame on you shark creatures! Shame on you!

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Reportedly, after Cameron Diaz's fight with Jessica Biel at the GG Awards she got on a plane the next day and headed to Hawaii to be with pro-surfer Kelly Slater. TMZ reports that the couple had a romantic dinner at Haleiwa Joe's before heading back to Kelly's place to get cozy. Cameron is still there according to sources.

Kelly recently was linked to Gisele Bundchen, but they broke up . He's following the hotness that is Gisele with that mess?! That's karazy!

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Hagface recently broke off their lengthy (in Hollywood) relationship. The two both attended Monday night's Golden Globe Awards, but producers were told to keep them at a distance from each other. There was a reason for that, because at an after-party Cameron blew up at Jessica Biel after she saw her ex flirting with her.

Cameron followed Justin to the roof of the Beverly Hilton where she witnessed him chatting up Jessica. She blew up at Jessica and stormed off. Jessica is currently dating Derek Jeter.

Cameron is just jealous, because Jessica is younger and hotter. Yes, Jessica is built like a robocop, but she's hotter in the face. Cameron needs to get over it and start dating men her own age, like Jack Nicholson!

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Cameron Diaz looks hot and now that I just said that I think a giant zit is going to land on me, killing me instantly. Yes, I think she looks hot at the Golden Globes tonight. I can't believe this. My world is over now that these words have come out of my finger tips.

Even though the news of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake's break-up hit over a week ago, the two have remained mum on the subject. Today they issued a statement confirming what we already know.

"It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."

Boring. Justin is rumored to be dating Scarlett Johansson and Cameron is well...she's rumored to be dating...um...Somebody set her up with a bottle of Proactiv!

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No that's just Ellen Degeneres and Cameron Diaz at last night's People's Choice Awards. Ellen won Favorite Gay Talk Show Host and Cameron Diaz won Favorite Leading Piece of Trash Lady.

Cameron looks hot from the neck down, but I'm sorry...I can't stand that bird's mug. Her body looks hot when it's covered up with chiffon and her face should follow suit.

Justin Timberlake has sort of confirmed that he's split with Cameron Diaz. Rumors hit last week that the two parted a short time ago and that Justin may be "canoodling" with Scarlett Johansson. He apparently told a Toronto Star reporter at his Alpha Dog premiere that he couldn't talk about, but that they were done.

Justin also was seen flirting it up with Kate Hudson on New Year's. Homegirl recently called it off from Chris Robinson. Cameron to Kate? Ugh, that makes sense. Justin has terrible taste in women. He's so going to start dating Paris Hilton next or worse, Kim Kardashian!

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Scarlett Johansson's breasts are apparently cozying up to Justin Timberlake according to sources. Justin recently split with his old-fug girlfriend, Cameron Diaz. Scarlett also recently broke up with meth-faced, Josh Hartnett. Scarlett is currently making a cameo in his new video and the two are taking their on-screen romance, off-screen.

A source said, “It seems he's really hit it off with Scarlett while working on the video. When she met Justin they looked very close and chatted away for ages. There were other people trying to speak to Justin but he kept his attention on her for around an hour. They looked very intimate.”

I say UPGRADE for Justin! But on the real, Scarlett has the worst taste in men. Josh and Justin? Fugness. She could do a lot better. Her breasts deserve better than that.

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Justin Timberlake's goiter, Cameron Diaz, has confessed she wanted to boink Pamela Anderson as a teenager.

She told The Advocate magazine, "I had a major girl-crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do - she's hot as ever - but she was my first. When I first discovered her I was like, 'Wow, she's so beautiful!'"

Gross. Cameron must love fake boobs and STDs. Source