Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner Was Tommy Girl's First Choice

Andrew Morton's book (the gems keep coming) claims that Tom Cruise hit on Jennifer Garner before romancing Katie Holmes. It was rumored that Tommy Girl kept a list of actresses he wanted to "make his wife." I heard that Jessica Alba was high on that list, but I guess Jenny Garner was first.

The book claims Tommy called Jennifer and left a message on her voicemail asking her "if she knew what freedom was." What the hell does that mean? If I got that kind of message from him on my voicemail, I'd throw that shit out the window, pack up and immediately move to Antarctica.

I'm guessing Tommy chose Jennifer Garner, because maybe he thought she would be easy to brainwash. He made the right choice though. Katie is the perfect robot.

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Jennifer Garner • TomKat

Must...Resist.....Warm 'N Fuzzy....Feeling

Keri Russell's little bundle of baby is almost completely melting my coal heart. ALMOST. Then my brain snaps in telling me that those baby things caca on your hand, pee pee on your fine things and scream and shout while you're trying to watch Conan O'Brien. If they didn't do that, they would be precious to me.

Who knew Keri could pop out such an adorable baby? Well, she's pretty hot herself so it makes sense. Here's Keri with Jennifer Garner and Violet walking around aimlessley in NYC the other day.

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Brats • Jennifer Garner

She Did Fine!

Jennifer Garner opened as Roxane in Cyrano de Bergerac on Broadway last night. The New York Times called her performance "captivating." Really? That woman is about as captivating as a bowl of boxed mashed potatoes.

When Jen Garner's husband, Ben Affleck, was asked what he felt about her performance he said, "She did fine!" He probably realized he sounded like a complete dick, so he went on to say "It was terrific, and I had a lot of fun. I'm really impressed by her courage and her talent."

I'll probably see this turkey fest, because I'm gay and gay people like Broadway and fancy costumes. Oh and you can't go wrong with Kevin Kline!

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Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner Might Be Broadway Bound

Jennifer Garner might possibly star in a Broadway revival of Cyrano de Bergerac beginning this October. Jennifer is reportedly in talks to play Roxane for a 10-week run. Kevin Kline is also in talks to play the title role.

Cyrano is the romantic classic about the lover-warrior with a heart as big as his unsightly, overlong nose.

Garner as Roxane?! Is Roxane a body builder in this version. She should play Christian not Roxane. I love how Broadway will put anyone with a name up on there. I'm surprised they didn't cast Paris Hilton.

Garner made her Broadway debut in 1995 in a revival of revival of A Month in the Country where she understudied two roles.

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Jennifer Garner • Theater

Why So Glum?

I can't STAND Julia Stiles. She always has this rubbery look on her face that is perfect for punching! She should be smiling from ear to effin ear. She's one of the lucky ones. Bitch can't act and she has a face like Gumby's granmama. I don't know who's worse? Julia or Kiki Dunst!

Anywyay, Julia brought her glum face to the "Bourne Ultimatum" premiere in Hollywood last night. Julia stars with Matt Damon in the third Jason Bourne movie. I will only watch this if Julia's character dies a fiery death.

I know...I'm so angry this morning. I haven't had my morning enema.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner also attended, because that's what they do.

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Fug • Jennifer Garner

The Jennifers

Who the hell wasn't at last night's Costume Gala in NYC?! Jennifer Lopez, Skeletor, Jennifer Hudson, Andre Leon Talley, Jennifer Garner, Valentino, Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are all below for your viewing pleasure. Jennifer G and Jennifer H look lovely.

JLo once again goes overboard looking like a man in drag from the 20s. Sometimes she should just play it a little simple. Jennifer C looks like she doesn't give a fuck! It's like Pebbles Flinstone all grown up and working a street corner!

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Jennifer Garner • Jennifer Hudson • Jennifer Lopez

The Ladies Who Lunch

Jennifer Garner, Cindy Crawford, Angie Harmon, Lisa Kudrow, Amanda Peet and Brooke Shields donned their lady-like best to attend the Oscar De La Renta store opening in Beverly Hills yesterday. I thought I'd give you a little (I mean very little) prettiness this morning, because I usually give you the ugly.

Everybody looks pretty and dainty, blah blah blah....except Lisa Kudrow, she needs a comb.

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Hotness • Jennifer Garner

Jennifer Garner is Genuine, I Hope

Jennifer Garner actually loves her family and I believe her. She told InStyle that she can't get enough of her family.

"He's a teddy bear of a guy. Nothing makes me happier than to see the two of them together and her little hands on his face. You know how as a kid you picture yourself with a tall, handsome husband, and you imagine him cuddling your baby? Ben is like that, like, on crack."

Ben needs crack, because he's looking fat. Anyway, here's hot Jen in April's Allure.

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Jennifer Garner

The Scent of Ordinary

Either that or Jennifer Garner farted on her finger and went into survey the damage. People do that!

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Violet Loves Strawberries

Violet Affleck may not be the cutest baby on Earth, but she's still rich and can get plastic surgery when she gets older. She looks happy and that's all that matters, right?

Here's Violet and mother Jennifer Garner making a mess at a farmer's market in L.A.

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