Meth Faces

Beauty And The Meth Face

Liv Tyler, please put your Kate Moss away. She's scaring the children! Actually, keep her around. They need to see what hard living can do to a person. It's a harsh reality.

Seriously, I think Kate Moss is leaning on Liv, because if she doesn't she'll hit the ground. That's sort of hot.

Here's Liv and her pet meth face at the 7th on Sale Gala last night. Kate's a Methagotchi! I want one.

Thanks Peaches

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Maybe I'm Naive......

But don't you need to be able to see when you drive at night?

Oh what am I saying? Britney is such a wonderful driver and it's probably from the glare of the pap flash. She knows what she's doing. Actually, she should just hand her keys over to a sleeping SPF. He would do a better job.

That court monitor is so damn hot. I want hair just like that.

Wenn

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Britney Spears • Dumbasses • H.A.M. • Meth Faces

I Wasn't Going To Write About This, But.......

A few of you guys sent me this horrific story and I was hesistant to post about it, but I when I saw the mugshots of the 6 things involved I couldn't keep my fingertips shut.

I'm such a downer, but here goes. These 6 are currently beind held in West Virginia after they did some sick shit to 23-year-old Megan Williams. They kidnapped her, tortured her....I won't give you the grim details. You can visit The Smoking Gun to see everything they did to her. Police are apparently looking for other suspects that might have helped in luring the young woman in. There's more to it, but I won't get into it. I need to discuss their faces!

Seriously, what are those things?! What the fuck happened to their faces? You know at first I thought it was Meth, but this is some serious toxic shit. It's like if an inbred rat and a used up crack pipe mated in the middle of an atomic bomb. These people make those creatures from The Hills Have Eyes look like friendly pilgrims. They should be arrested for those faces alone!

Kids, this is what meth does to you. Don't do it.

And good thoughts to Megan...

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Gross • Meth Faces • Sadness • Trash

Two Fergies Collide

The Duchess of Pork and the Dutchess of Meth collided last night at Cipriani's Concert Series in NYC where FF took the stage. Two much beauty in one place! I don't know what to do.

Let's be real, FF looks just as old as the original Fergie. FF get thee an oxygen mask STAT!

Posted by: Michael K

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Fergie • Meth Faces

White Wedding, Literally

Meth-toothed Amy Winehouse will marry her low-rent Pete Doherty this weekend in Miami according to sources. Amy and her dude, Blake Fielder-Civil, along with six friends are currently in Florida preparing for the intimate ceremony to go down this weekend.

A source said, "They've been forced to leave their mobile phones at home so that news of the wedding doesn't leak out."

Blake and Amy met went he worked as a runner one of her videos. A drug runner probably.

When they say "kiss the bride" Blake will probably give her a really passionate kiss on the cheek. Either that or he'll stick his tongue in between gap.

Source

Image: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Crackheads • Meth Faces • Weddings

Meth Teeth

Let's just get straight to the point with this one, shall we? I think my local homeless mans dirty a-hole is more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Yes, I've seen it, because one time he needed help popping a doody bubble. Anyway! The truth hurts and it had to be said. She could easily have that gap filled in with like a chiclet or one of those wedding mints or something. Bitch has no shame.

Here's Amy and her equally raunch boyfriend in NYC last night.

Top Pic: Daily Mail - Bottom Pics: SplashNewsOnline

Posted by: Michael K

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Meth Faces

This Could Be the Next Bond Girl

I hope this is a joke, because it's not funny. According to sources close to producers of the Bond movies, Amy Winhouse has been offered a role in the next film. Producer Barbara Broccoli is reportedly keen to see her opposite Daniel Craig.

A source said, "She's perfect for the role because she's the embodiment of the retro glamor of the original movies."

Unless the next Bond movie takes place in a crack house, this isn't right! Retro Glamour?! Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner never looked like they'd pull an ass-to-mouth for an 8-ball. Her Bond girl name would totally be Ano Heroin.

Source: Starpulse

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Crackheads • Fug • Meth Faces • Trash

Meth Face?

Is it just me or does Chad Michael Murray have a little bit of meth face? He used to be sort of hot and now he looks like a Hollywood Blvd. junkie. Anyway, here's Chad and his child bride, Kenzie Dalton at The Home of the Brave premiere last night. She's cute for being like 10. Seriously, she's like 10.

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Meth Faces

Okay...I Think I Can Deal...

Fergie Ferg performed at last night's Paper Magazine nightlife awards in NYC last night. She's on the current cover and isn't looking so bad. She kind of had me until she backed it up. There she blows! Oh and 65-year-old women should not wear tiaras. I mean...