Kiera Knightley

 

Keira Knightley bitches and moans about everything and she has the teeth to prove it. I have no idea what that means, but I'm going with it. This time Keira is bitching about the paparazzi.

 

“I look in the mirror and go ‘Oh no! More spots, more acne!' And I’m not comfortable being photographed when I’m being myself. I don't like people who tell me I look crap. I think kindness is a good quality, and that doesn't always mean honesty."

 

KK when you look in the mirror, the acne shouldn't bother you. The damn pony teefs should. Get those suckers filed down or something. They make me uncomfortable!

 

I agree with her quote though. She's so deep that KK, but it makes sense on why she looks like a damn zombie. Bitch doesn't have a soul, because it's been sucked out of her by Nikon and Canon! 

 

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This bitch is so damn stupid. She seriously needs her lips sewn shut. She recently said that most actress in Hollywood are smaller and skinnier than her. This girl is not for real.

 

She said, "Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I'm twice the size, height and everything else, of most of the girls who are going in to see the director for a part. When you realize that I am, at my size, one of the largest actresses there, you start to think, 'I don't think it'd be healthy for me to stay here much longer.'" 

 

Are her and Elle Fanning going out for the same roles? Because I'm pretty sure Elle is the only actress in Hollywood that is smaller than KK. 

 

I would say she's being sarcastic, but you know bitch isn't. She needs a damn lobotomy. Pretty girl, ugly brains.

 

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Keira Knightley said she totally contradicts herself by saying she wants her privacy, but then goes ahead and poses nude for billboards and shit.

 

KK said, “Of course I want to have my cake and eat it. Who doesn’t want to have their cake and eat it? Show me that person.”

 

Ummm...KK. You shouldn't say that cake part. It sounds silly when you say it. Well, if you're going to say it subsitute cake for ice chips. "Of course I want to have my ice chips and eat it too!" Yeah, that sounds right.

 

Here's KK with James McAvoy at the Toronto Festival premiere of their movie Atonement. I knew a Goth lesbian chick that wore that same dress to my prom and I'm not even joking, but she wore creepers with hers. 

 

 

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We get it Kiera Knightley! You're naturally skin and blah blah blah! How can she be surprised that people ask her about her weight all the time when she wears this crap. It makes her look even more like the walking dead!

 

I bet it only took one roll of toilet paper to cover up her skinny ass. 

 

Here's KK at the London premiere of Atonement. More like A-TOE-UP. Ok that was bad. 

 

 

 

 

 

KK is so fucking annoying. First she was whining about bitches not wearing panties and now she's whining about people asking her about her weight. Deal with it. KK is currently at the Venice Film Festival promoting her film "Atonoment." She's also promoting the fact that she's an annoying slag.

 

She said, "It's really frustrating, and particularly when you come to Venice film festival with a film that is an intelligent film. It's a thought-provoking film you can have a really good discussion about.

"I think what I want to keep it about is the work, that's all I'm interested in, and when you've got a project like this I think it's a shame to take it away from that."

 

Wah! Wah! Wah! It's so damn hard being a celebrity. Let's see you get to be rich, travel the world, get free crap all the time, get anything you want anytime you want it and all you have to do is deal with sluts saying bad things about you. Ugh! You have it so hard.

 

I was on her side, but now bitch needs to eat and not because she's a skinny mini, but to keep her yapper shut!

 

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Keira Knightley has lashed out against the likes of Britney, Lindsay and Paris. She thinks those girls basically suck at life. Keira told reporters at the Venice Film Festival,

 

 

KK's just jealous! She's so tiny that her vagina and butthole have become one. OMG! She has a BUGINA! That's where the term came from! Oh KK, I love you and your bugina.

 

 

 

The thing is with a lot of make-up, the right lighting, an expensive dress and a few hours in the hair chair Keira Knightley is a stunning girl. Well, as long as she doesn't smile, because she has total bust toofs. Some may say she's a bit too skinny, but some skanks are just built that way! It's just the way things are.

 

Here's KK with James McAvoy at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Atonement today in Venice, Italy. 

 

 

 

 

Keira Knightley is really pissed that they keep photoshopping the hell out of her photos for magazines and ad campaigns. Here's a suggestion Keira?! How about don't pose for them? It's not brain surgery.

 

Keira went off and said, ""Somebody goes, 'Gosh, you're pretty.' Thanks. I've got good genes! OK, I'm on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the make-up, and airbrushes the fuck out of me - it's not me, it's something other people have created."

 

This bitch is such a grouch. They probably have to photoshop a smile on her face, because she's so effin constipated. Wah, wah, wah! It's so hard being famous! 

 

She also said in a perfect world actors and actresses' privates lives were kept private. 

"I think it ruins the magic. That's why I like watching films from 20, 30, 40, 50 years ago, because I don't want to know who (the actors) are, I don't want to know their life story. I want them to be characters on the screen. The magic is in the screen, not knowing what's behind it, because that ruins the magic."

 

So quit the business, move to Greenland and become a sheep herder. She'd probably bitch about that too! This skank should be grateful, because she can't act worth a damn!

 

Source: Metro

 

 

 

At least Keira Knightley admits it! Keira has confessed that those aren't her tits on the newest Chanel ad. DUH! Her back probably has bigger breasts than her front.

 

She said, "Those things certainly weren't mine. We had an interesting discussion when they said: 'We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval' and I was like: 'OK, fine. I honestly don't give a shit'"

"I don't have any tits, so I can't show cleavage."

Now if Britney Spears would just admit that her body hasn't been seen in its natural in an ad or magazine since like.....2001.

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Keira Knightley is still the face of Chanel's perfume Coco. In its latest ad Keira goes sort-of topless. Methinks they photoshopped a little tit in there, because isn't K as flat as a board?

 

I'm guessing they also had to photoshop a pleasant expression on her face since bitch always has a grouchy constipated look in real life.

 

Source: Daily Mail