Kiera Knightley

 

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are taking their on-screen friendship off-screen. The pair are currently shooting "The Edge of Love" in England. They brought their co-star, Matthew Rhys and Keira's lady, Rupert Fiend, out to dinner and partying.

 

Dlisted reader Sarah made an interesting observation. There's always talk about Keira being an ano bitch, but doesn't Sienna's legs look almost half the size of Keira's? It might be the angle, I don't know.  

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

A Hollywood bidding war is going down right now for the feature film rights to a new, controversial book about the life and death of Princess Diana. The movie will mainly focus on Diana's struggle with the paparazzi. Even though the rights have not been snatched up sources say that Keira Knightley's skinny ass is already being named to play the Princess.

 

A source said, “Already the word in Hollywood is ‘get Knightley!’ It’s a story that has everything; pathos, tragedy, comedy, adventure . . . and Princess Diana."

 

They believe that because of the massive success of "The Queen" that this movie will make even more money.

 

I'm actually, strangely into the idea of a movie about Diana if its done well and with elegance. Hah. However, Keira can't act worth shit! At least get a broad who can portray different emotions and not just be the "innocent ingenue." Keira can play Prince William. 

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Johnny Depp arrived to the premiere of "POTC3" in Tokyo looking like a homeless man again. Who cares, he's still one of the hottest bitches around. I'd still eat a ham sammie out of his butt cheeks.

 

In other Depp news! He said that kissing Keira Knightley was "awkward" because she smells. No, because she's so much younger than him.

 

He said, "The smooches are always so awkward, especially because Keira and I have never been in that kind of situation together. She's, like, three and I'm a thousand! We've known each other for a few years and suddenly it was, 'Are you ready for this?' And you just do it. It becomes more like a stunt in a way. She was a great sport about it."

 

Bitch looks hot for a thousand and Keira looks beat down and used for being 3.  

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

"The Best Time of Our Lives" starring Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley isn't out yet, but I don't think I need to see it. I mean with the new picures of filming everyday I feel like I've already seen it. It's about fugliness on the seaside! 

 

It could also pass as a Harpo Marx biopic starring Sienna as Harpo. 

 

 

 

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Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are having the time of their lives while shooting "The Best Time of Our Lives" in England and Wales. The film written by Keira's mommy is about a love triangle or something. Lindsay Lohan had originally been set for the role now played by Sienna.  

 

 Is Sienna supposed to be retarded in this film, because she looks it. She also looks like ANNIE all grown-up. Not a hot look. Overall, this movie is probably going to not totally suck. Especially now that Lindsay's firecrotch isn't tainting it.

 

 

 

 

 

Yesterday, Keira Knightley told us that she would rather look like Beth Ditto than her anorexic self . Today, she's telling us that she doesn't want to be famous anymore. 

 

She decided to give a public interview to tell the world that she hates being famous. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. She said,

 

 

Less talk, more action sweetheart! I feel for you, darling. It's really difficult being rich, beautiful, young and getting whatever you want, whenever you want it. Those children dying in Africa really should tell themselves to stop being so selfish, because Keira has it so hard.

 

I'd switch places with her ass in a second! All she has to do is pout and say some lines and she cashes a million dollar check! The only price she pays is getting made fun and having people gossip about you. That happens to all of us anyway, but we don't get millions of dollars for it!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

 

Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos. She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto. Oh, would she really now? Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!

 

She said, "When she (Beth Ditto) was performing she started taking all her clothes off. I stood there watching her strip, thinking, 'Oh my God, that woman is so sexy.' She has the most amazing body."

 

Keira said that after the death of a bulimic girl was blamed on her, she went to the doctor and told him she wanted to put on the pounds. He said she'd have to start eating crap, stop working out to get to a size 12. She said this is just the way her body is.

 

Why does she have to explain everything! She's also lying when she's saying she has to eat junk to gain weight. She just has to EAT period and stop cardio. She should switch bodies with Beth if that makes her happy. Methinks her brains have rottened from the lack of nutrition.

 

Source: Metro

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan backed out last week of starring in "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley. Sources say that Lindsay didn't like the way the script was coming together. They probably cut all her sex scenes out.

 

Sienna Miller has replaced Lindsay in the film about two women fighting over Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. Keira's mommy wrote the script.

 

Matthew Rhys will play Dylan Thomas, Sienna will play his wife and Keira will play his childhood friend.

 

Shooting begins this May in Wales. Cillian Murphy also stars.

 

Bad teeth alert! I hope they have a dentist on the crew. Sienna makes more sense than Lindsay anyway. At least Sienna can sort of act. Sort of.

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

 

Young, beautiful love! It's such a sweet thing. It makes me want to kiss a kitten. Keira Knightley and her Orland-Bloom-doppelanger boyfriend spent a lovely  Spring day at London's centrla park yesterday.

 

Seriously, who reads to each other under a tree in a park? Homegirl has been in one too many Jane Austen movies.

 

 

 

 

File this under: ridiculous but probably true. Movie bosses have hired a body double for Keira Knightley's feet.

 

A source said, “Keira’s feet were too big and veiny." She reportedly laughed and thought it was really funny.

 

I see nothing wrong with her feet. They should've used the money to fix her gnarly teefs. 

 

Source: MSNBC , Us Weekly