CoCo

Friday, February 15th 2008

CoCo's Ass Is Real

The insanely elegant Coco gave an interview to Playboy.com where she talked about everything from her ass to oral sex to wearing shoes during sex. 28-year-old (yeah...28) CoCo had a lot to say.

on what Ice-T likes her to wear during sex:

"He loves heels -- it's gotta be some freak heels. I wear them in bed all the time. I actually keep a pair of shoes next to the bed, just in case I don't have them on and we start gettin' busy...I can throw them on. When I get a new pair of shoes I'm gonna have them right next to the bed, because that's the first place I'm gonna wear them."

on her favorite position:

"I love doggy style. But he gets to see more of it, so I like mirrors. We have a wall of mirrors facing the bed. He's always got a better view; so sometimes he'll take pictures for me, so I can see it from his view. We get aroused by that stuff."

on her oral sex skills:

"I think it's an art. I have my way of using my hands, my head, my hair -- my whole body. I'm actually making a performance out of it; I like performing. So if he's doing it to me I can't really give a performance like if I'm doing it to him."

on her ass being fake:

"My butt of course is a hundred percent au naturel. We'll do tests; [Ice] will let women touch my butt, feel it, grab it, whatever they want to do, to prove that there's nothing in there."

on her favorite music to get freaky to:

"Yeah, Keith Sweat has a really nice beat."

on sex in unusual places:

"We'll do it in club bathrooms, and there's usually bodyguards around -- we're doing a lot of appearances at clubs, so ya know. "

on her pet names for Ice-T:

"I call him Baby Poo. He calls me, "Bitch, get over here."

This is truly a match made in heaven. Basically, Ice-T will only do her if she's wearing Shauna Sand platform shoes and he calls her a bitch all the time. Ain't love grand?

I think CoCo is telling 2 lies here. The first being that she's 28. The second being that her ass isn't fake. I think she got it all confused. Her ass is fake and it's 28-years-old.

VIA Jezebel

Thanks Cassie

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, January 3rd 2008

CoCo: Queen Of The Camel Toe

 
I have no idea how old these pics are, but they are of CoCo and Ice-T at some car show supposedly last month. CoCo must have an industrial strength coochie, because that shit looks painful. It's obviously intentional. She probably doesn't feed her coochie for a few days before the event. That way it's extra hungry and will munch the shit out of whatever she's wearing. 
 
Her coochie is like that horror movie that's coming out about deadly vagina..."Teeth ."  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, December 12th 2007

Pretty (Slutty) In Pink

 
This is about as classy and covered up as CoCo gets. She has "fallen Mob wife" written all over her. Well that and "cheap whore." Bitch is so stunningly gorgeous. Her outfit looks like it came from one of those shows where they give you $50 and 30-minutes to shop for the perfect outfit. They come up with crap outfits like this. Reject items from the T.J. Maxx.  
 
Here's CoCo with her pimp at the "I Am Legend" premiere last night in NYC. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, November 20th 2007

Emmy Shit Right Here: CoCo On Law & Order


CoCo gave it everything she had on Law & Order: SVU tonight. I'm telling you if they gave Oscars for TV performances this bitch would get one. CoCo played the girlfriend of some dude who's accused of murdering a girl. Her one major scene was opposite her real life pimp, Ice-T.

Casting directors better take note, because this girl has talent and by talent I mean fake boobies and ass.

I mean even if CoCo wasn't sucking the dick of one of the stars, she still would've gotten the role? Right? Well, she'd have to suck a different dick, but she'd still get a role on the show!

Meryl Streep.....who? Sally Field.....what? Helen Mirren....nu uh! It's CoCo!

Click here if you're having trouble with the video above

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, November 1st 2007

Cocoween

 
There is too much elegance in this post! Coco and Ice-T came dressed up as themselves for Roberto Cavalli's Halloween party at Cipriani last night. Somebody needed to tell them it was a COSTUME party!
 
Coco needs to write a book on "How To Pose Like A Classy Lady on the Red Carpet " She knows how it's done.  
  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, October 5th 2007

CoCo Will Save Us All

 
With all this Britney craziness we need a little supreme elegance to save us all. CoCo does the trick. She is definitely a breath of fresh whore amidst all this cheeto dust. I knew I could count on you CoCo.
 
Here's this natural beauty with her pimp man Ice-T at the Vh1 Hip Honors last night. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, September 28th 2007

CoCo's Ass Is Real

TMZ has video of Ice-T performing at Plumm in NYC last night. Towards the end of his performance he brings CoCo's lusciousness onstage and wants everyone to know her fat ass is 100% real. He goes in for a grab to prove it. That ass jiggles around like three squirrels dancing in a bowl of jelly beans.

Damn, I'm jealous.

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 23rd 2007

Coffee With CoCo

 
Good morning skanks! What better way to start a Monday morning with a little bit of CoCo. CoCo attended the Roasting of Flavor Flav last night with Ice-T. It looks like the only roasting that went down happened on CoCo's breastes. Damn, those things look beat! They get more action than the track at the Indy 500!
 
That being said, she's a breath of fresh whore. She totally has to go in for a routine tightening every 3 months. Those things aren't going anywhere.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, July 12th 2007

CoCo Scares Fishes

 
These pictures are a couple of years old, but who cares? CoCo in a bikini is timeless. Ice-T and CoCo are truly an elegant and beautiful couple. They have both have bodies of Greek Gods.  
 
CoCo is build like a damn redwood! Tree trunk thighs! I can't wait for their sex tape to leak. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, June 28th 2007

Coco And Ice-T Plan Reality Show

Rapper Ice-T and his hot wife Coco are planning to do a reality show and book perfectly titled Beauty in The Beast. Can she read and write? Anyway, It's about how the couple maintains their relationship. I'm guessing a "don't ask don't tell" type of thing.

Ice-T told AllHiphop.com that "Some women just have a knack for wanting the most rowdiest men. There's a way to get us. If you got a pitbull, as long as you feed it and take care of it, that pitbull is gonna lick your hand. So when someone says 'yo coco, Ice sis a pitbull, she can say, 'yeah, but he's my pitbull.'"  Ummm, he's comparing himself to a dog??? WEIRD.

Coco goes on to tell them that "Being with Ice-T is a 24-hour job. From when you wake up until you go to bed, you're dealing with Ice-T." She also says that "I needed that challenge. I just wanted a real guy, not one of those nerdy, dorky men. I just wanted a real guy with some swagger. It's been seven years now."

Well they are definitely not classy but they've been together a long time so they are doing something right. Like an open relationship and never seeig eachother! I can't wait to see her on TV. I hope she can act. I don't care as long as I can see her. She's so delicious in all the right places. She better show us her famous camel toe.

Coco says they will shoot a pilot for it next month.

Thanks Kevin

Posted by: Michael K


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