Gwyneth Paltrow

Fishsticks Paltrow has defended Lindsay Lohan's rehab ways. Lohan has been under a lot of criticism for coming and going as she pleases from the Wonderland rehab facility.

Fishsticks said, "My prediction is that Lindsay Lohan, she'll figure it out. It's really, really hard to be so young and so in the public eye and I think it's very confusing. It's hard to be that out there and, you know, when everybody's analyzing everything you do, and she's ... very young."

Yeah, if it's so difficult why doesn't she quit. Fishsticks continued to flap her trout lips by sort of taking a dig at Dina Lohan. "My parents would have killed me if I didn't do it behind closed doors."

That's cause you're perfect Fishsticks. You can do no wrong. Seriously, I'm sure it's hard being in the public eye...but they made that choice. Lindsay doesn't have to sell her ass on Robertson everyday to the photographers. If she really wanted to be left alone, she'd pull a Julia Roberts and move out of Hollyweird. Lohan loves every second of it.

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Fishsticks Paltrow read to a bunch of brats at Sundance yesterday. She read like Dr. Seuss or something, because she's such a good person. Those kids deserves prizes for not tackling her ass and scratching her eyes out. She was probably super annoying too, doing voices and everything. Ugh. Can you she please cut off that mop and donate it to locks for love?! There's people out there that need that hair and since she's such a giving person she should make it happen.

Fishsticks Paltrow actually looks hot here. UGH! WHY?! I want to kill myself for saying that. She attended some event in Moscow last night and hopefully some local person will trade her in for some bread.

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Fishsticks Paltrow made some comments over the weekend to a Portugese newspaper about how the British are so much better than the Americans. She has spoken to People and claims she is very upset and deeply concerned. Yeah, homegirl just doesn't want to get her ass kicked when she comes over here.

She said, "First of all I feel so lucky to be American. When you look at the rest of the world, we're so lucky, and that's something my dad always instilled in me. I feel so proud to be American. I felt so upset to be completely misconstrued and I never, ever would have said that. I definitely did not say that I think the British are more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I am a New York girl, that's how I always think of myself and see myself."

Fishsticks tried to save her ass by saying she doesn't know Spanish well. Isn't it Portugese not Spanish? She said, "This is what I said. I said that Europe is a much older culture and there's a difference. I always say in America, people live to work and in Europe, people work to live. There are positives in both. Obviously I need to go back to seventh-grade Spanish!"

Bitch needs to go back to seventh-grade period so some hot cholas with razors in their hair can beat her ass down!

Fishsticks Paltrow is still blabbing those fish lips of hers and I seem to be the only one listening. I just love to see the kind of caca that spews out of her trout hole. This time Fishsticks is still going on and on about Britian is sooo much better than America, AGAIN. How is it better this time? Dinner talk. Yeah, dumbskankhoslut claims that British dinner talk is much more civilized. She told a Portuguese newspaper in an interview out today all about it.

This is Her: "I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner."

This is Me: "Huh...ewww...hand me that fork I want to stab your tongue out."

This is Her: "I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

This is Me: "Say it don't spray it!"

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