Kiki Dunst

 

At last night's Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Spider-Man 3, Kiki Dunst looked like she was beginning the process in becoming Debbie Harry. Kiki recently revealed that she would play the Blondie singer in a biopic. I say, gross.

 

She doesn't look half bad, but Lindsay Lohan has already proven that disco is DEAD! Kiki didn't get the memo.

 

God how I wish I was there to slam that cake into her mushy face!  

 

 

 

 

Kiki Dunst dressed like a librarian for her Spider-Man 3 photocall in Madrid today. She also told reporters in so many words that Johnny Borrell isn't anything special. When asked about her romantic life, she said:

 

"I don't have anyone special in my life right now and, honestly, I'm not ready to get married. I think I have a lot to learn before I make such a huge life choice."

 

Booty call! James Franco joined Kiki for the photocall. He's been looking beat lately, so it's nice to see him hot again.

 

I had a hard time even figuring out it was Kiki since bitch is one color. 

 

 

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I got to hand it to Kiki Dunst, she can party till 4am , get on a plane to Rome and do her job.  She's still on the Spider-Man 3 World Tour with Tobey Maguire. They are really pushing this crap.

 

She totally looks hungover, but as annoying as I'd like her to look. 

 

 

 

 

After fulfilling her duties at the Spider-Man 3 premiere and after-party in London, Kiki Dunst joined Johnny Borrell at Hawley, a pub in Camden where the real Kiki was unleashed. By 4am she took her drunk ass back to the hotel. You know there's probably nothing like the stench of her vomit. I hope that cleaning staff doesn't have a weak stomach.

 

Johnny chose not to walk the red carpet with Kiki, because things are getting too serious aka he's too ugly.

 

He did tell reporters in L.A. last week, "You follow the things that you can't resist and you go where you go. That's falling in love."

 

How beautiful. I am not a fan of the Kiki, but if you ask me Johnny lucked out with this one. He's got a horse face and lips that would only make a duck proud. He better tap the bottom of her vagina if he wants to stick around.

 

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The snaggles in full effect. Kiki Dunst looks like she's out for blood at the Spider-Man 3 premiere in London tonight. Somebody buy that ho a nail file so she can trim those teefs.

 

 

 

Kiki Dunst should learn to shut her trout lips and try and look pretty. There's been a lot of speculation about a 4th Spiderman. Kiki talked about that and made herself look like even more of an asshole.

 

Bitch said, "Audiences aren't stupid. It'd be a big flop without me, Tobey, or Sam. That would really not be the smartest move."

 

Think again bitch. Maybe it wouldn't work without the director, but Kiki and Toby can be replaced like that! I hate how famous actors think they are gold. If they put Hercules the cat and Knut the Polar Bear in those roles, it would still be a hit. Actors are replaceble and they better start recognizing and be grateful!

 

 

 

 

At least try and look happy! You're movie stars. It's evident that Tobey Maguire and Kiki don't like each other. Tobey said in the past that kissing Kiki in Spider-Man 3 was "tough." Probably cause her snag tooth kept getting caught in his upper lip.

 

I will say that Kiki doesn't look god awful. At least she tried. The two are still in Tokyo whoring themselves out in name of Spidey. James Franco needs a bath and a nap. Bitch looks beat down. 

 

 

 

Kiki Dunst looked like she didn't even bother at last night's Spider-Man 3 premiere in Tokyo. Bitch looked like she just rolled out of bed in her sheet and hit the red carpet. I don't think she even bothered to brush her snaggletooth or brush that stringy mop. Shame...

 

Look at Tobey Maguire! He'd rather be posing next to Hitler!

 

 

Kiki Dunst thinks the World would be a better place if everyone smoked weed. HAH!

She said, "I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha's dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.

"I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. I'm not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it's not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside."

She's still gross, but I feel a tiny bit of love for her now. However if everyone in the world smoked weed, the soundtrack to every movie would be a Grateful Dead song and every restaurant would serve Funions.

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It's been a sweet three-weeks, but all good things must come to an end. Johnny Borrell of Razorlight has dumped our lovely snaggle-toothed starlet. He reportedly left her ass for his ex-girlfriend with a better name, Fabiola Gatti.

 

The two met last month and haven't been a part since. Kiki even extended her European holiday in order to spend time with his ass.

 

A source said, “Johnny and Kirsten had a very passionate romance—they were completely blown away by each other at first. They spent all their time together. Kirsten even made herself at home in Johnny’s London pad. But now Johnny has realised she’s not the one for him. He dumped her at the weekend and has gone back to his old girlfriend.”

“Kirsten really liked Johnny. The news will come as a real blow.”

Poor Kiki. An Easter without a special someone. I'm sure she'll drown her sorrows, because homegirl loves the hooch. She should steal Jakey away from Reese. 

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