Rihanna

Rihanna's new video "Umbrella" has landed and this ho is so hot, I can't take it! The song isn't terrible, but it's all about the video. I'd totally go lesbo over and over again for this snatch. We'd bump cats all day and all night.

Oh yeah and Jay-Z is in it. Didn't he retire a thousand times? Over him.

Yes Rihanna is hot, Yes I know some of you disagree and yes I don't give a hell! Rihanna showed that she's way hotter than Beyonce at Vibe magazine's pre-Oscar party last night. Um, does everyone have an Oscar party? Where's IHOP's pre-Oscary party, because I need some pancakes.

Tyra, Tyra, Tyra....now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it's because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis' party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there's more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.

Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she's going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie....it isn't hard!

Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno's look like an ant farm. That being said, she's slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There's something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.

Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.

Zac Posen's front row last night looked like an average night at The Ivy. Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Rihanna and Rachel Bilson all attended. They all looked hot. Normal. Blah, blah blah.

Rachel's red lipstick is blinding me!

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Rihanna is perfection and don't deny. Here she is backing it up at Y100's Christmas thingee in Florida on 12/16. Her farts smell like gardenias dipped in honey.

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My newest fascination, Rihanna, has just signed a deal to be the newest Covergirl. She will endorse foundation for ten heads. Seriously, she will shoot a large series of ads that will debut Summer of 2007. Rihanna's next album will also debut in the Summer of 2007.

She said, "Growing up, my mother was a makeup artist and I was fascinated watching her apply lipcolor, blush and mascara. Now I get to be surrounded by all of my favorites from CoverGirl!"

Do you think she carries around two compacts to cover up that head?

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I really want to know! Rihanna attended some LG Chocolate party in Las Vegas after the Billboard Awards last night. She painted on some dress and was good to go, but is she real? She honestly is the major hotness. The ten-head only adds to her allure.

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Is Rihanna made of wax? This chick does not look real. Did Jay-Z like go to some factory and have her made? I bet you if you open up her asshole there's wires and shit up in there. That being said, she's really hot. Oh and these pics were taken at that Music Awards crap last night.

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