Jennifer Aniston

 

Tabloids seem to think that just because you have dinner with someone suddenly you're dating their ass. Two quick seconds ago, Bradley Cooper, was "linked" to Cameron Diaz after witnesses saw them canoodling somewhere or another. Well, now it looks like Brad is "dating" Jennifer Aniston and by "dating" I mean she had dinner at his house.

 

A source said, "She was impressed by Brad, loved his house, his dogs and loved talking to him. They have spoken on the phone several times since and plan to get together again."

 

How is this dating? The two are set to work together on "He's Just Not Into You" next month. The film also stars Ben Affleck, ScarJo, Jennifer Connelly and Drew Barrymore.

 

ScarJo's on set? Well, if Jen is dating Brad she can kiss it goodbye. ScarJo's massive breasts of destruction will woo him over to her side.

 

 

 

A few months ago there was a story about how Jennifer Aniston had cocktails with Shiloh or something after running into her and Brad at a restaurant. Shockingly enough, it didn't happen. Jennifer Aniston's has denied it all. He also denies an interview Jen reportedly had with Look Magazine where she said she was going to be visiting Paul Sculfor a lot in London. 

 

Her rep said, "The interview never happened,” says Huvane. “The events like Jennifer running into Brad with Shiloh at a restaurant is completely false as well, as are all the events and quotes they attribute to Jennifer."

 

He also said that Jennifer never compared herself to "Bridget Jones" with ice cream laying all around her after her split with Brad Pitt.

 

Like Shiloh wants to meet that slag. I'm sure Angie already showed her a photo and said that "this is the wicked witch and cry whenever you see her." 

 

Source: UsWeekly Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

 

Jennifer Aniston is still with that British model-dude, Paul Sculfor, according to Ok! Magazine. The mag reports that Jen is head over heels for his ass and wants to fly his parents in from France . Paul is currently in London working, but sources say the couple are still very much together. Paul is trying to get his father, George, to fly to Hollywood to meet his new meal-ticket...I mean lady love.

 

A source said, "They (Paul's parents) are pretty star-struck – after all, they've watched her on TV for years. George is the most excited – he described Jen as 'a fit-looking bird'.  Jean is like any mom; she is protective and has her reservations about the whole celebrity world."

 

Now that you put it that way, she sort of does look like a bird. 

 

Here's Jen "canoodling" with her pashmina in NYC last night. 

 

 

Images: Splash

 

 

Funnies all around this morning! Popbytes has the cover of the latest Star and it features a story about Jane Pitt telling Aniston that Bradley still loves loves loves her. They claim that while Jane was visiting Jen on June 17th, she had a heart to heart.

 

A source close to Jen said, “The most difficult thing for Jen was when Jane told her ‘I know Brad still loves you.’  That really blew Jen away! Although she’s reluctant to admit it, the fact that Brad still loves her gives her new hope that they can at least have a close friendship.”

“I think she wants Jennifer to understand that Brad isn’t a heartless man. After all they went through; he still has strong feelings for her.”

 

I'm guessing the source's name begins with a J and ends with an R. Either way, someone leak a copy of this to Angelina and sit back and watch. Maybe she'll get so upset that she'll finally eat something!

 

 

 

 

Jennifer Aniston's small fling with model Paul Sculfor looks to be over. The two began quietly dating in May, but sources say the pair have called it quits for now.

 

A source said, “There was no drama. They had a couple of dinners and hung out; it was never more than that.”

 

Another source said that Paul probably couldn't take the media drama. He returned to London without his one true love, Aniston. The two remain friends.

 

Angelina Jolie probably paid him off with a tango with her hypnotic vagina to leave Jennifer's ass and break her heart. Either that or he finally got a good look at her face. So mean I am! 

 

Source: Us Weekly

 

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie threw Brad Pitt a party on Father's Day and invited Brad's parents. Everything was going well until Brad's mother, Jane Pitt, left the party to visit with Jennifer Aniston.  A source told Life & Style that Angie wasn't happy and called Jane afterwards.

 

The source said, "Angie is the mother of Jane's grandchild and feels she deserves more respect. She told her, 'If you continue to disrespect me and carry on like this, then you won't see Shiloh.'"

 

Juicy and scandalous, but I doubt it's true. I'm not even sure Brangelina was in Los Angeles during Father's Day. If it is true, Brad truly has no nuts! He'd let Angie speak to his own mother like that? Yeah, probably. He's vaginatized.

 

Source

 

 

Jennifer Aniston is reportedly saying that her new boyfriend, Paul Sculfor, is better in bed than Brad Pitt. Friends of Jennifer told Star Magazine that she's telling everyone that Paul knows how to please. Too much information.

 

A source said, "She's left Paul in no doubt that he is the man for her. She even let slip that he's better in bed than either Brad or Vince!"

 

Jen was also spotted spending hundreds of dollars on lingerie for her new man. I hope there's a lacy MUG cover in there. I bet her new man loves to hit it from the back.  

 

Ok, I can believe that Paul is probably better than Brad. The pretty ones are never good at the sex, but Vince. He looks like he can fuck like a bull. He'll probably leave a lake of sweat on your ass, but hey...you can reuse it as lube!  

 

 

 

 

Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston joined forced to celebrate author Laura Day's books at One in West Hollywood last night. Rumer Willis and Ashton Kutcher came along for the ride.

 

Where's Jen's boy toy? Show that shit off! Rumer is actually growing on me..... 

 

 

 

 

Celebrity Babylon caught Jane Pitt, mother of Brad, sneaking into Jennifer Aniston's Malibu home two days ago with the help of Brad's security team. Jane stayed for two-hours and then left. Jen emerged one hour later and took off as well. Project Destroy Angie is in full effect! 

 

Aniston is more mother-in-law friendly than Jolie, so this doesn't surprise me. They probably talked about boring things like cupcake recipes and why Angie is such a bitch!

 

If I see Maddox sneaking into the Aniston compound, I'll know something's up!

 

 

 

Jennifer Aniston left a Beverly Hills salon yesterday making sure the pap got a picture of her with Smart Water.  This is the same company that is paying her loads of dough for that fugly ass ads. Tacky slut! 

 

And she's leaving a hair salon? You mean to tell me she paid for that? Not that it's bad just boring. A flowbee could've put together that mop.