Heath Ledger

 

There were stories last week that Lindsay Lohan was texting Heath Ledger while she was in NYC over the Thanksgiving holiday. New Weekly Magazine claims they were doing much more than texting. They say Heath and Lindsay were fucking all night long.

 

A source said, "Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away. When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical." This was before Lindsay broke it off with Riley Giles.

 

This makes sense. Heath is a dirty birdie and probably likes Hohan's fake tanning grease rubbing all over his body. The more grease the better. These two will honestly fuck just about anybody.

 

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Heath Ledger reportedly stunk up a subway train in NYC recently. That's hard to do, because those things already smell like a load of jizz coming out of a dirty ass. A witness told OK! that Heath was with his daughter and looked dirty. What's new?

 

 

Maybe that's why Gemma Ward wants nothing to do with him. Heath has apparently been trying to get with the model, but she wants nothing to do with him reports Page Six .  

 

Someone introduce him to Britney Spears. Those two pig pens can make-out on her shit stained sofa in dirty bliss.

 

 

 

 

Heath Ledger as The Joker graces the cover of Empire Magazine's January 2008 issue. Heath plays that joking bitch in The Dark Knight which hits theaters in July.  

 

You'd think since this is pretty much the first time we see The Joker clearly, Heath would've worn his costume instead of wearing his own clothes. Cheap! No honestly, he really dresses like that normally.

 

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Screw Matt Damon! This man should've been the Sexiest Man Alive of 2007! People Magazine should've just put their logo and some copy lines on that picture above and called it a day! Sexy....

 

Damn, he looks beat. At first I thought my neighborhood weed man was going to fancy movie premieres now, but then I realized it was Heath Ledger. BEAT!

 

Here's Heath at the NYC premiere of "I'm Not There" last night. Heath shouldn't have been there looking like that!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heath Ledger's a slut too! These two Grade A tramps were seen making out at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Thursday night reports Page Six. A witness claims the two were fully making out.

 

Kate's rep said, "This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it."

 

Kate recently was linked to Orlando Bloom. She was seen making out with him. I told you! That's how they do it in Hollywood. Kate's rep is telling the truth. They "ran into each other" and in Hollywood talk that means "they dry humped."  

 

Recently Kate has been rumored to have "ran into" Dax Shepard, Dane Cook and Orlando. Heath has been linked to just about anyone with breasts.

 

SLUTS! The lot of them!

 

 

Heath Ledger is in talks to star in a sequel to "Brokeback Mountain" so says OK! Magazine . The first flick also starred Jake Gyllenhaal and was about cowboys sucking each other's penises in the 60s. Jake won't be back, because his ass was killed off. Sorry if I spoiled it for you.

 

A source said, "It will follow the nasty process of being openly gay in 1963 Wyoming. Ennis will finally come out of the closet."

 

At first I didn't believe this story, but Hollywood does have a way with taking a good thing and stretching the hell out of it. 

 

Brokeback Mountain 2: He's A Bottom!

 

 

 

Heath Ledger is wasting no time in getting himself some ass after splitting from Michelle Williams. Shit! She has no ass, so I don't blame him. Heathie has been seen "canoodling" Helena Christensen all over NYC. The two were caught making out through dinner and they even attended an event together where Heath held her purse (off-topic: hold your tongue and say purse) while she was doing interviews.

 

Heath is 28 and Helena is 38.

 

Helena was my favorite supermodel back in the day, beause she looked like a damn boy. She's not aging too well! He's prettier than she is, but I'm sure she does the sex better than Michelle.  

 

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Kids, this is what's called "fucking with your eyes." Just by looking at Michael Stipe I can tell of what kind of effed up, kinky, illegal thoughts are going through his head. Actually, he sort of just looks like he wants Heath to hold him through the night, comb his hair and tell him a story about magical ponies with a Cyndi Lauper soundtrack playing in the back. 

 

I'm happy to see Heath getting the hot back a little bit. Here's Heathie with Stipe and Debbie Harry at the Marc Jacobs show. And yes that's Vincent Gallo. They need to stop letting that homeless vagabond into places! 

 

 

 

 

 

Michelle Williams was all smiles in Brooklyn yesterday following the news that she split with Heath Ledger. Bitch also looked like she henna-ed that man right out of her hair and I say henna, because she's all granola and crap. She really loves looking like a pile of fug, doesn't she? The blonde was way better and I even liked that Mia Farrow haircut mess.

 

Ugh! I can't stand all these same girls. Michelle Williams, Julia Stiles, Kiki Dunst, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Claire Danes....need I go on? Throw them all in a bowl together and I swear you'll end up with unflavored oatmeal. Unflavored and annoying oatmeal!