Celine Dion

What the hell has got Rene-Charles so distracted? He's probably spotted some scissors on the table over there and is waiting to make a run for it. Do it Rene! Whenever you get the chance. You'll be cutting away years of strangers calling you a "cute little girl." Trust me, I know.

Source: Hello! Canada

Below is a video of Celine Dion on the French version of American Idol called "Star Academy." Celine was on this past Friday to help announce the finalists. Celine helped announce them the only way she knows how, by screeching and hollering like a cow getting branded. This shit is bizarre. Towards the end of the clip, Celine is asked to pull out a golden ball from a bowl and she does it while singing "What have I gottaaaa doooo to make you looooaaaoooooooaaaaveeeee me." She never stops singing! She's a singing force to be reckoned with. She probably sings that shit while her French Pepaw husband has his golden balls in her mouth. I fucking love her. She should replace Paula Abdul on Idol. Shit, she should replace Paula, Randy and Simon.

Here's pic of Celine and French Pepaw at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes.

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Celine "The Greatest Singer in the World!!!!" Dion dazzled us with her presence at the American Music Awards last night. I love seeing this crazy horse perform, because she turns it on. She's got moves and isn't afraid to use them. Las Vegas has really turned her into a trained performer and when I say "trained performer" I mean drag queen.

It's like Mr. Ed put on a wig, individual fake eyelashes, ten tons of make-up and could suddenly sing. That's Celine and I love her.

American Idol promised us "music history" with a duet between two mega-stars last night. What we got was a crazy bird performing next to a cheap hologram. I've seriously seen more realistic effects from "Land of the Lost."

That being said, Celine Dion wasn't annoying and I sort of enjoyed her part. The whole thing was just cheesed out to the max and they should not be calling it "music history."

Many of you have already seen this "WTF" commercial from Walgreens. BWE posted this Holiday commercial featuring our favorite crazy Canadian, Celine Dion. A family is woken up from their sugarplum dreams only to find this insane ho lying under their tree trying to be a sex kitten.

That bitch better come with a gift receipt!

Click here to watch if you can't see the video above!