Celine Dion

UPDATE: Celine's rep confirms to UsWeekly that rumors are true, "We can confirm she is pregnant. Celine and René are very happy. They are crazy in love over the news ... they are overjoyed." My frozen embryo will go on!!!!

Lying in Celine Dion's magical womb might be a fetus with long flowing locks (which she will never cut) and a singing voice that can cure cancer. That's because word on the block is that 41-year-old Celine Dion is pregnant with her second child. The Journal de Montreal (via The Montreal Gazette) says that kayak's #1 fan and her 300-year-old husband, Rene Angelil, conceived with the help a team of fertility gods (aka some doctors in NYC).

Their first baby friend, (roll your Rs if you know what's good for you) Rene-Charles, is already 8 years old.

Celine has yet to confirm or deny the rumors.

While researching this story (BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS JOURNALIST!!!), I googled "Celine Dion baby" and this is the first picture that came up:

The internet: Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.

I'm not sure if Celine Dion's wax figure looks exactly like her or if it sorts of looks like a cross-eyed chipmunk with a dirty wig on. Or both? However, the wax figure of Celine's pepaw husband looks exactly like him. It's not right. Why would anyone want a fucking wax figures of themselves? It's evil shit.

Here's Celine, Pepaw and their son, Rene-Charles, in France yesterday. Yes, Rene-Charles hair is looooooong. Don't hate. Lindsay Lohan would be so jealous.

What the hell has got Rene-Charles so distracted? He's probably spotted some scissors on the table over there and is waiting to make a run for it. Do it Rene! Whenever you get the chance. You'll be cutting away years of strangers calling you a "cute little girl." Trust me, I know.

Source: Hello! Canada

Below is a video of Celine Dion on the French version of American Idol called "Star Academy." Celine was on this past Friday to help announce the finalists. Celine helped announce them the only way she knows how, by screeching and hollering like a cow getting branded. This shit is bizarre. Towards the end of the clip, Celine is asked to pull out a golden ball from a bowl and she does it while singing "What have I gottaaaa doooo to make you looooaaaoooooooaaaaveeeee me." She never stops singing! She's a singing force to be reckoned with. She probably sings that shit while her French Pepaw husband has his golden balls in her mouth. I fucking love her. She should replace Paula Abdul on Idol. Shit, she should replace Paula, Randy and Simon.

Here's pic of Celine and French Pepaw at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes.

Thanks Ghislain

Celine "The Greatest Singer in the World!!!!" Dion dazzled us with her presence at the American Music Awards last night. I love seeing this crazy horse perform, because she turns it on. She's got moves and isn't afraid to use them. Las Vegas has really turned her into a trained performer and when I say "trained performer" I mean drag queen.

It's like Mr. Ed put on a wig, individual fake eyelashes, ten tons of make-up and could suddenly sing. That's Celine and I love her.

American Idol promised us "music history" with a duet between two mega-stars last night. What we got was a crazy bird performing next to a cheap hologram. I've seriously seen more realistic effects from "Land of the Lost."

That being said, Celine Dion wasn't annoying and I sort of enjoyed her part. The whole thing was just cheesed out to the max and they should not be calling it "music history."