Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson flubbed some lines of 9 to 5 for a Kennedy Center tribute to Dolly Parton. She ran offstage and told Dolly she was sorry. Offstage her mother gave her a verbal beating in front of Dolly and told her what's what. Jessica got a second chance and performed the song again, but apparently the second one was bad too.

She's now ordered that the performance be cut completely from the TV show set to air December 26th.

The producers said, "We appreciate the time and energy Ms. Simpson put into this event, and respect the high standards she has for herself and that of the Kennedy Center Honors."

High standards?! What high standards? She wears Barbie hair for damnsake! Why watch it on TV anyway when you can see it from the comfort of your cubicle on YouTube!

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Ok, not really. But apparently Tina Simpson scolded her daughter in front of President Bush and Dolly Parton for her little performance flub that everyone has seen a zillion times.

TMZ reports:

Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she flubbed lyrics, stood statue-still on stage while trying to hold her dress up, and then awkwardly hurried off with a few mumbled words to Parton. Tina told her daughter that the performance was "embarrassing" and "unprofessional," and mom was further incensed because Jessica had missed a dress rehearsal and hadn't adequately learned lyrics to the song -- which necessitated cue cards at the front of the stage. Jessica can be clearly seen reading from the cards during her performance.

Papa Joe apparently didn't think it was bad and thought it was cute and should stay in the show, but producers didn't like that idea and reshot it. Papa Joe probably liked seeing his daughter clutch her stomach like that. I like Tina, she's a hard ass. You know President Bush was too busy looking at Chestica's chest to figure out what was going on.

Dolly has forgiven Jessica and said that if she was in the same position she "would probably be so nervous and forget to wear her wig!" Dolly's the hotness.

In case you missed it here's Jessica Simpson's little flub at this past weekend's Kennedy Center honors. Jessica blamed her dress falling apart. If you notice she's clutching her dress. Methinks Papa Joe ripped it off of her. She is clearly using cue cards and we know ho can't read! Reese Witherspoon was nice enough to comfort her, but you know she's laughing inside. Jess performed "9 to 5" a second time when the audience left. That version will air on CBS later this month.

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The Kennedy Center Honors were held in DC last night and Jessica Simpson tried to perform a tribute to Dolly Parton. Jessica came onstage and started to sing "9 to 5," but quickly effed up the lyrics and started to breakdown. She then told the audience she was "so nervous" and walked offstage. She came back for the finale, but was in tears.

Stupid ass! Who doesn't know the lyrics to 9 to 5? This dumbass probably started to sing 3 to 4, because those are the hours she works. Dolly should give her a slap down for that mess. Jessica was to pay tribute to Dolly NOT focus the attention on herself.

That being said, I can't wait to see video of this!

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When it was announced that Jessica Simpson was starring in a remake of the classic film, "Working Girl" many people were pissed off. It was reported that Jessica Simpson would star alongside Luke Wilson in a film about a small-town girl that climbs her way up the corporate ladder. Jessica has laughed off reports that it's a remake.

She said, "I don't know where those rumours came from. I'm making a film called 'Blonde Ambition' that I'm doing with Luke Wilson. It's along the same lines as 'Working Girl'. A small town girl moving to New York and turning into a great businesswoman."

The film starts shooting next year in Louisiana. Jessica as a businesswoman?! What kind of business is this character in, porn? Please, when is Hollywood going to learn that this ho is box office POISON?! She needs to stick with what she's good at...which is...um..which is...well...shark bait maybe?

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Jessica Simpson apparently fired her former publicist for rumors that had her dating John Mayer and saying she was in love. Well, it looks like she may be back together with John. The couple were spotted over the weekend getting cozy at several spots.

A source emailed E! and said, "Jessica Simpson is at the bar at the Four Seasons [hotel] with John Mayer. She totally had her head on his chest, and now they are canoodling."

Canoodling? Ugh, I hate that word. It fits for her dumb ass though. Jessica's rep would not confirm. Gross.

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Blockbuster bought Chestica Simpson to whore out their new Total Access program which works like Netflix. She of course will do anything for the right price. The thing is VIP and Chestica don't mix. Unless, by VIP they mean "Very Special (Ed) Person" then by all means.

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Chestica & Asshole Simpson (you choose which is which) promoting some trash at Nordstrom on 10/28

Is this where her career has gone? Chestica Simpson will perform a concert at at a theme park. Albeit, it’s a hot theme park but still. She has promised Dolly Parton to perform at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

Dolly said, "Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we're going to do something real soon. All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she's got a great voice - and the heartache and pain to throw into songs."

She used to have a great voice, but not it’s just filled with yodels and hollering. Bitch needs to calm down. Furthermore, the only pain present in felt by the poor fool who has to listen to that devil music!

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I find that many websites and blogs talk about what great music is out there and so I'm going to focus on the shitty music that's out there. I mean, there's trash that's so bad it's good. This little diddy does not fall into that category. This is from Chestica Simpson's latest album, A Public Affair, and is a cover of the Dead or Alive classic, You Spin Me Round. This should have never seen the light of day and I'm guessing that Papa Joe thought it would be a really hot idea. It kind of sounds like if you took an old queen, a used up synthesizer and really crusty panties and blended them up together. Yeah, this is what it would sound like.

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