Julia Roberts

Monday, November 26th 2007

Julia Roberts Would've Made A Better Mariane Pearl

 
This is some funny shit right here. Star Magazine claims Julia Roberts recently held a viewing party at her home of the Angelina Jolie movie "A Mighty Heart." Julia apparently told friends that she wasn't impressed with Angie's portrayal of Mariane Pearl.
 
A source said Julia told everyone, "I would rarely say this, but I think I could have done a better job with this film." She's right. She could've done a better job at ruining it even more.
 
Julia's husband, Danny Moder, worked with Angie on "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and came home with gossip about Angie flirting with Brad Pitt. This apparently didn't sit well with Julia, because she's such a fucking moral saint.
 
"Danny told her it was obvious that Angelina was making a play for Brad. People on the set called her the Spider-Woman because she was spinning a web for Brad.  Julia said Angelina had no shame. She’s made it pretty clear that she doesn’t hold Angie in high regard."
 
I'm sure they called her the spider-woman, because of her spider veins! 
 
Source
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, November 19th 2007

Julia Roberts Doesn't Care About The Handicapped

 
Hey cunt! Turn around! Last time I checked you weren't handicapped. Well, maybe artistically handicapped.
 
Here's Julia Roberts and her husband, Danny Moder, taking up a blue space while shopping in Malibu.
 
 
Splash
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, November 2nd 2007

Didn't She Learn Anything From Hook?

 
Remember when Julia Roberts went blonde to play Tinkerbell in Hook? It looked so fug that they dyed it back. I would've thought she learned her lesson! Naw. Julia went blonde again for "Charlie Wilson's War."
 
The film is about some dude played by Tom Hanks who teams up with some Texas socialite played by Julia Roberts to lead the largest cover operation in history. Blahfest.
 
The trailer has been out for a couple of weeks now, but they really screwed up her blonde for the poster. She's like a cross between Melanie Griffith and Nancy Reagan. Not a good look.
 
 
Poster: Coming Soon - Stills: Splash
Thanks Clint
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, October 13th 2007

Shiny Happy People

 
Natalie Portman's make-up bitch must hate her ass. It looks like they laid her out, sprayed her down with a gallon of bronzer, slapped on some eyeshadow and finished her off with a little Hello Kitty lip gloss.
 
The back isn't any better. Did bitch get her dress and hair caught in the escalator coming up? That being said, I don't mind this know-it-all bitch. I actually think she's sort of cute. I'm only saying that, because those eyebrows would definitely beat me in a knife fight. 
 
Here's Nat American Cinematheque Award in Beverly Hills last night. Julia Roberts was also there and I can't say anything bad about that wench. She minds her own. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, October 8th 2007

Nicole & Julia Together At Last!

 
Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts may team up to make "Monte Carlo""How To Marry A Millionaire" together. Nicole is already signed and producers are trying to get Julia to come on board. The film is a spin on about three Midwestern school teachers who pretend to be rich socialites in Monte Carlo.
 
Nicole confirmed at the premiere of her movie "Margot at the Wedding" last night that they were talking to Julia.  
 
And yes those are wax statues of Julia and Nicole, but I'm sure you couldn't tell. Nicole's looks like it's bleeding in the eyes!
 
Below is Nicole with Keith Urban last night in NYC.  
 
 
Source , Images: Wenn
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, June 30th 2007

Another Bag Of Apples

 
Julia Roberts brought baby Henry out for the first time...at least I think that's Henry. It could be a sack of anything, really. I want face, but Henry's not ready for his close-up yet. You know the thing Iike about Julia? Bitch doesn't care that she dresses like a lesbian professor at a East coast liberal arts college.
 
 
Splash
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, June 18th 2007

And His Name Is Henry!

 
Julia Roberts had a baby boy today in Los Angeles. They have named him Henry Daniel Moder.  He weighed in at 8.5lbs. Henry's twin brother and sister, twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, turned 2 in November.
 
Henry?! How boring! Ugh! I was really hoping for Nicodemus!
 
Source: People
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, June 10th 2007

Julia Is Ready To Drop

 
I completely forgot Julia Roberts was pregnant. She's in her 9th month and will pop out a baby in the next few weeks. She was spotted yesterday arriving at a party in Long Beach. No word yet on what she's having. Well, she's having a human baby, but I mean what sex. I just hope she doesn't give it another church mouse name. I mean...Hazel and Phinnaeus?! Phinnaeus is sort of cute, but Hazel?!
 
To keep with the theme she should name the new one: Nicodemus, Fievel or Gus.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 6th 2007

This Hot Ho Is In Bed With The Aliens?!?

 
What the hell? I did not know Juliette Lewis was a Scientologist?! Why? What is the reason for this. Ugh, I've heard nothing but good things about this ho, but this is sad.
 
Maybe she's been keeping it undercover. Well, Juliette let the crazy talk slip when she talked about how she conquered her fears.
 
She said, "Ever since I became famous I used to get panic attacks, especially when I was in big crowds. I found a saying: 'Be there and confronting.' L Ron Hubbard wrote many things I have found helpful."
 
I can deal with this as long as she's never EVER seen with Travolta or Cruise. Those two are the king of the crazies! Who the hell else is an undercover alien lover?!  
 
Source
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, January 16th 2007

It's a Boy for Julia!

juliafugberts3.jpg

Star Magazine is reporting that Julia Roberts is going to add a boy brat to her family tree. Her due date is apparently June 22nd. Several sources are saying that Julia is giving birth to another set of twins, because she uses in-vitro or something.

The boy brat will join Hazel and Phinnaeus. I wonder what they will name this one. I'm thinking Fievel or Nicodemus .

Posted by: admin


Syndicate content

  • Julia Roberts