Peter Andre

There's been a rumor going around that the two fag tarts known as Katie and Peter are on the verge of breaking up. So what do a couple of famewhores do when there's break-up rumors? They slap on the bronzer, hike up their tits, awkwardly hold each other's hands and then go to the biggest paparazzi hot spot. That's what they did last night. And don't they look so much in love? Gross. He looks like he would rather be holding on to a hard dick dripping with pre-cum. That's very Tommy Girl of him.

The rumors started when some friend of theirs told Closer Magazine (via The Sun) that Peter has had it with Katie's skinny ass body and bad attitude. The friend said: "Pete really has had enough. He's told her that unless she treats him with some compassion and like an equal then their wedding vows don't mean a thing. She makes him feel like shit. He'll be getting ready and she'll say, 'What are you wearing that for?' It really upsets him."

In her defense, Peter probably wants to leave the house in pink sequined coochie cutters and a sheer tank top that says "POWER BOTTOM" on it. Star Jones had the same problem.

I don't think these two attention fuckers will ever split up. As long as OK! Magazine keeps putting them on their covers and networks keep giving them reality shows, they will keep faking their fraudulent marriage. I just have a small tip for them. The next time they fake it for the pappies, they should bring Harvey along. I would much rather see pictures of Harvey than these two balls of orange grease balls.

Katie Price bent over to give us all a final glimpse at her famous fake chichis. Or maybe she's just pushing out a doody bubble. She sort of has that look in her eyes. I bet you her shits are covered in fake tan grease. She takes Alli shits on she's not even on Alli!

Katie and her big gay husband, Peter Andre, are terrorizing Los Angeles at the moment. Yup, there's a reason why all Los Angeles area grocery stores out of Crisco. Katie and Peter need to stay greasy at all times.

Katie is in town to have a final surgery on her plastic chichis. Last year, she took them from a 32G to a 32F. She held a press conference stating she wanted to go down to a 32C. Okay, she didn't really hold a press conference, but she might as well have. She fucking told everyone. Shit, I even think she called my mommy and told her personally.

As much as I can't stand this greasy Slim Jim anymore, I'm going to miss her big tittays. They were the reason I first fell in love with her. And now that they are going away, there's no reason for me to hold on. Goodbye, my sweet Jordan! Goodbye! Seriously, how is she going to put together sentences now that her huge breastes are being shrunk down? Those things are the brains of her operation!

And look at these pictures of Peter Andre at the grocery store. Don't tell me he isn't thinking about a juicy, veiny, wet cock.

It doesn't bother me that this tacky bitch is wearing a crown, but it does bother me that she's wearing a crown with that outfit. From the neck up, she's a contestant in a local drag queen pageant. From the neck down, she's a day-shift hooker in Colorado. The two don't go together! Well, at least that fugly crown distracts from her baby poo fake tan and the fat spider legs coming out of her eyes.

Here's Katie Price at a signing for a book she didn't write. I also threw in some pictures of her big gay husband out in about with his butt buddy last night. I think Peter Andre's ring used to belong to Joan Collins.

Katie Price was so moved after watching a BBC documentary about disabled orphans in Bulgaria that she wants to adopt one. In related news, Bulgaria has just announced that fake-tittied celebrities from the UK can no longer adopt from their country.

Kate told The Sun, “We want to be able to help a child to have a better life. The program moved me to tears. So many babies who are born with disabilities find it hard to find adoptive parents – no one wants them. So Pete and I have been to see a lawyer about adopting a baby from abroad.”

I love how Katie tells the press instead of going out and just doing it. I'm sure before she visited her lawyers, she visited the magazines first to see how much cash she could get for the exclusive pictures. Harvey is not amused by any of this.

Thanks Donna

I apologize for this close-up, but I had to show you how naturally pretty skanks completely bust up their faces by asking their make-up artist for "The Xtina." Katie Price looks like she was gang banged by a make-up counter. This shit is only okay for tranny clowns and drag queens from the 80s.

Katie, her 200lbs of make-up and her big gay husband had reason to celebrate today. A court in London awarded them an undisclosed amount of cash and a public apology from The News of the World. The tabloid published a story from their ex-nanny, Becky Gauld. The story labeled the two drag queens as bad parents.

Katie told reporters outside of court, "Pete and I love our kids and would do anything for them. We came here today to see that justice was done and that our names were cleared. Now that the paper has accepted the story wasn't true, apologised to us, and paid us damages and our costs, we believe the record has been set straight and our names have been cleared." How the hell can she open her mouth and speak those words with all that shit on her face!? I'm impressed.

They said half of the money would go to charity and the other half would go into a trust fund for their three kids. I'm guessing the charity is "The Pasty White People In Need Of A Fake Tan Foundation."

Katie Price (the whorebag formerly known as Jordan) and Peter Andre's CD of love songs has gone to the birds! The Sun found 40,000 copies of the CD covered in bird shit.

This is what these two homos deserves! They ruined some of our beloved classics! I mean, they covered "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," "I've Had The Time Of My Life" and "Islands in the Stream." That is a gay crime!

The bitch that found this shit said, "I thought I’d stumbled on a stash of Coldplay’s new album ready for sending out, so I was gutted when I saw it was some rubbish Jordan and Peter Andre tried to get in the charts. Many of the CDs were covered in bird crap and had gone mouldy."

Those birds should really get jobs as critics for Billboard. They know their shit!

Below is Katie and Peter singing "A Whole New World" live. Katie seriously has the voice of an angel......slowly being strangled.

Peter Andre said that he desperately wants to adopt his stepson, Harvey Price. Harvey's bio-father, Dwight Yorke, has hardly been around and I'm sure Harvey is over that bitch. Peter has helped Katie Price raise little Harvey for the past few years.

He told The Sun, "I'd love to adopt Harvey. If I was allowed, I would love to. It's a big process and not that easy. It's something I would definitely love to achieve in the next couple of years. He IS my son - he's mine."

Guess what Petey? You're not allowed. I already have dibs. My name is at the top of the waiting list. Seriously, Harvey should ditch both those loons and move to Hollywood! The movie industry is in dire need of a leading man like Harvey.

And what does Harvey have to say about Peter wanting to adopt him? Harvey responded with, "FUCK OFF!" I totally overuse that clip, but I can't help it. I'm fucking obsessed with hit.

This is exactly why Harvey Price is my favorite person on this planet. Don't tell me this was an accident either. Harvey meant to flip off the camera because he doesn't appreciate Jordan whoring him out like this without paying up!

Harvey and Latarian Milton need to team up and do "hoodrat stuff" together. The world would never be the same if these bad asses joined forces.

Visit Celebrity Baby Scoop to see more pictures of Harvey and his family in OK! Magazine.

And just because, below is a touching video of Harvey showing his love for Peter Andre. I've posted this shit before, but it's a classic.

Thanks Missy

Peter Andre was named "Daddy of the Year" by Daddies Sauce today in London. Something tells me that Peter's own "daddy sauce" is a lot like Charlie Sheen's prostitute tranny-infested sperm. They should go into business together.

This is definitely the outfit you wear to go and buy some Huggies at CVS. How I wish Katie Price would have worn this outfit while strolling down Sunset Blvd. Prostitutes would have beat the orange off of her for trying to work their track. Has Katie met Brit Brit yet since she's been in Los Angeles? Something tells me they would be BFFs. They both like to wear inappropriate outfits to the drugstore.

Below are also some pics of Katie's big gay husband going jogging yesterday. I take that back. No self-respecting gay would look like that mess.