Peter Andre

Jordan is Nude, Knocked Up And Airbrushed

Demi Moore she ain't, but Jordan tried! She's 8-months pregnant and ready to pop out "Crystal" any day now. She's also had to cancel her entire book tour due to doctor's orders.

This is as elegant and classy these two can get! I just really hope they put down some sort of padding on that swing. Splinter in the coochie can't be pleasant.

Source: The Sun

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

When Skanky People Say Skanky Things

Jordan on Peter Andre's illness:

"The weight's only gone from his waist. It hasn't gone from his nice, broad shoulders and pecs. And he hasn't lost any weight off his willy, so that's good. It's still nice and big."

Source - Image: Splash

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

Peter Andre "Blows His Load"

Peter Andre is recovering at home after laying up in the hospital for 2 weeks due to a deadly brain disease. Jordan said that she's refused to give sex to Peter afrid that it will mess with his recovery. She's also a few months pregnant. She did admit that he dropped one. That bird is all class. She must've went to the Dlisted school of lingo.

Jordan said, “We have not been able to have sex yet. I can't move and he is too ill - we are as bad as each other! He did blow his load once and I said, 'Oh, you are getting better then!'

“I said to him, 'I'm not having your medicine balls near me yet!'”

Medicine balls is a new one for me. Methinks Jordan's stomach needs to be pumped of whatever "medicine" Pete's balls are carrying. I'm joking! She's a real lady! She doesn't swallow, just takes em in the face.

Source: The Sun

Thanks Guy

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Peter Andre Thought He Was Going to Die

Peter Andre cheated death after contracting a deadly brain-virus that kept in the hospital for two weeks. Peter is getting better and was able to talk to OK! Magazine about his experience. I love how he's on death's door, but he's well enough to talk to a magazine!

Peter said, "Sometimes I didn't know what was happening or whether I was awake or asleep. I didn't know what day it was - it was like being in a nightmare. I thought I was going to die".

Peter said he is very weak, but pregnant wife Jordan is nursing him to full recovery. Jordan spoke out about the internet rumors that Peter had died.

She said, "Some people are so sick and so sad. If I find out who did that they're in big trouble.

"You have to remember his whole family read that. It really is disgusting."

That's right! Jordan is coming for you! I'm so glad Petey is going to be A-OK! I don't know what Harvey would do without him. He needs Peter! Jordan is due to give birth sometime this Summer.

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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Peter Andre

Peter Andre Goes Home

After a 12-day stay in the hospital for viral Meningitis, Peter Andre has been discharged and is recovering at home. He issued this statement via Harvey:

"I like cookies! Buy me a silver, flying elephant! Pretty! I HATE YOU!!!!"

Ok, this is the statement issued via his rep:

"Peter Andre has been discharged from East Surrey Hospital this morning. He now needs to be left alone with his family to recover and we ask that all the press respect Peter and Katie's privacy at this time"

The Gods have heard my prayers and he will live! He only has Harvey to thank. Without him he would have nothing! Nothing I tell you! Yeah, I'm obsessed.

Source: Entertainmentwise

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Peter Andre

Petey Doesn't Recognize Jordan

Peter Andre is still in the hospital suffering from the deadly brain disease Meningitis. He is said to be recovering, but Jordan said he doesn't recognize her.

She told OK! Magazine (of course), "He's usually sleeping, or drifting in and out. Yesterday I went in and he didn't even know I was there. I am so stressed."

Peter is apparently on the road to recovery and hopefully won't be too damaged. Jordan is currently knocked up with their second child.

What he needs is a little Harvey. They should bring him to the hospital and have him serenade Peter! This is the only cure.

Source: Metro

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

Peter Andre is NOT Dead

The internet rumors that Jordan's hubby, Peter Andre, kicked the bucket are not true. Peter is in the hospital with menangitis and is in stable condition. The Sun spoke with a hospital rep who said that he's not dead.

They said he is alive and recovering. Pete's family has flown in from Cyprus to be with him. Jordan has visited, but has been told to stay away because she's pregnant with their child and Pete could be contagious.

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

Light a Candle for Peter Andre

Please light candle for Peter Andre!!!! Jordan's husband Harvey's stepdaddy might have Meningitis. Jordan has been by his bedside as he has gone through brain scans and others tests. Peter has been struck down with some mysterious brain disease.

A statement was released this morning:

"Following recent tests on Peter Andre at the East Surrey Hospital, it is believed that Peter is suffering from suspected Meningitis.

"Peter was admitted last weekend, and at this time we do not have an expected date of discharge."

Jordan is knocked up with the couple's second child and her third. She rushed Peter to the hospital last night when his condition grew worse. He was suffering with symptoms during the past two weeks.

Pray for Peter!!!! Harvey needs him!

Source: The Sun

Thanks Kristy

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre

This Makes So Much Sense

I spent my weekend trying to get through all 6 episodes of Katie + Peter on E! How pathetic, I know. It wasn't earth shattering TV, but it did have some cute moments. Before I get to one, how annoying is Jordan? I wanted to jump through the TV and rip her weave out.

Here's one little moment where Jordan explains to her manger her thoughts on her dream wedding to Peter. Basically Mattel was her wedding planner, because she uses a Barbie horsey carriage set to explain to her manager what she wants. She also tell her manager she wants her dress to look like a Barbie princess gown. Peter wants a Prince Ken outfit, but in "blue."

Jordan ended up getting married in a pink Princess dress while driven to the church in a horsey carriage. This makes so much sense.

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre • Reality TV

Indecent

Jordan was on The Charlotte Church Show in England last week and it's pretty much basic Jordan. She loves talking about her tits and her tits. Skip forward to about 7:45 to watch Peter Andre play with her chest. It's like watching a gay otter juggle lumpy grapefruits.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey • Peter Andre • YouTubes