Sarah Harding

HAHAHAHAHA! Right? If you laughed until you farted like I did, then you too are a dead hearted evilian, because the girl died after this fall.

Of course, she didn't. It's not like she had that far to fall. Besides, she probably just had a knee scrape and those give you character. Any self-respecting mega slut works very hard to earn knee medals (that's we call them) like that and this ho got some in a matter of seconds.

The girl went sidewalk diving while leaving a Brit Awards after-party with Sarah Harding of Girls Aloud. Here's some pictures documenting the LOLworthy fall. Why is a bitch falling always so fucking funny? Watch, when I get up after this to go get a Pop Tart, I'm totally going to trip and bust my ass bone.

Page Six has a little update on everyone's least-favorite robot call girl who fucked up the chance of a lifetime. Sarah Larson has moved on from George Clooney and is dating some Las Vegas promoter who goes by the name of Joey Vanas. Yup, that tidbit is about as interesting as your first morning piss. Although, the first morning piss is pretty great.

However, Page Six also claims Robot Call Girl cheated on Clooney in Las Vegas. She's a double-booker! Isn't that a hooker no no? A rebel call girl! A source said that while she was with Clooney, she "came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him with a media mogul." Oprah! How could you do that to Clooney?!

What was Robot Call Girl supposed to do? It's not like Clooney was lubing up her parts. I'm a little curious as to who this "media mogul" is. Although, the better question would probably be: "Who in Las Vegas hasn't tapped her hardrive?"

I think I found a new favorite. Sarah Harding is a member of the UK pop group "Girls Aloud" and she's also known to be quite the drunk in the London party scene. In fact she might have met her match the other night. She hooked up with Tara Reid at Kabaret in London.

In the battle of the booze hounds, Sarah seemed to win out. Tara had to be carried to her car, while Sarah just took this amazing picture. That purse says "Never Have Too Many."

Sarah was able to walk to her car. She's seriously amazing.

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