SCANDAL

SCANDAL! Yoko Ono has been blackmailed by her driver. Hahahah. Koral Karson has driven the crazy Yoko for nearly six years. He obviously isn't a happy employee since Yoko told police that he threatened to release pictures and audio tapes of her unless she drops $2 million into his wallet. It is unknown what kind of pictures or audio tapes he has. Please, don't let them be nudies!

Elliot Mintz (yeah Paris' bitch) is Yoko's spokeswhore and claims Mr. Karson planned to kill Yoko and her son. Naturally. He said, "For an employee - especially a trusted employee who drove her - to attempt a shakedown has left her just absolutely shocked."

DRAMA! SCANDAL! INTRIGUE! ASIAN ACCENTS! HATS! This has the makings of a wonderful Lifetime movie starring Bai Ling as Yoko!

UPDATE - Karson claims Yoko was trying to stop him from making sexual harassment complaints. SICK!!!!! Yoko has feeling down there?

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