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Kate Moss' Birthday Orgy!

It's News of the World time! They always make me laugh. This week they bring us the filthy tale of Kate Moss' birthday orgy! They claim Kate had sexy times with 2 chicks and 1 dude during her birthday blowout. Kate apparently snogged the chicks and dude in her $5,000 a night hotel suite at the Dorchester in front of a crowd of cocaine snorting sickos! Kate's fug ass boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was in the next room while this was going on.

A source said, "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only. They were all over each other but it was her night." The source also said that the cocaine and champagne was flowing.

Unfortunately, the orgy didn't include any hardcore sex. BORING!!! What the hell kind of orgy is that? Try again. The source went on to say, "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

Kate's party at her hotel suite rang up a bar bill of $70,000. Chump change to Kate.

Oh that Katie! No morals on that girl. Dreamboat Pete Dohery would've never let this happen. He was probably at home, sipping Earl Grey and reading bibles passages while listening to old Donny & Marie records.

Posted by: Michael K

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Roid Popper

Mary J. Blige's name has come up in connection with a steroid trafficking investigation in Albany, New York. Mary, 50 Cent, Timbaland, Tyler Perry and Wyclef Jean reportedly ordered steroids from doctors and pharmacists. The report claims that celebrities used fake name to obtain roids. Roids are claimed to have some sort of anti-aging effect. The Times Union in Albany said Mary received several roid shipments from Orlando.

Authorities said they don't have any proof that these celebrities broke any laws. They are instead targeting the clinics the doctors and pharmacists who prescribed the drugs.

50 Cent and Timabaland I believe, but Mary! She better watch it. She doesn't want to come out looking like one of the Williams sisters. Mary, drink that Pom shit instead. Roid rage is not worth it.

Source: NYDN

Thanks Adrian

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One Hundred Pills In Thirty-Six Hours

The News of the World has published this SENSATIONAL and SCANDALIZED article about Brit Brit's wild night. I'm pretty sure all of this is bullshit, but it makes for a good read. Seriously, did Jackie Collins write this shit? I thought we were on a writer's strike. The article is long as hell, but I'll just give you the basics. It's a riot!

Britney took nearly 100 pills in 36 hours leading up to her meltdown. She took 2 bottles of Nyquil, 20 Clenbuterols, 18 herbal uppers, 18 Piriton antihistamines, 12 Vicodins, 10 sleeping pills, 8 antacid pills, 1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, 10 Zantacs, 6 Ritalins and 2 full bottles of Oxycontin

KFed was afraid Britney would shoot both his sons dead with the gun he gave her. Brit keeps a Beretta 92FS near her bed

Britney begged KFed over the phone to let her keep the boys. She offered him $100 million

When one of KFed's bodyguards tried to take the boys from her she bit him in the leg

She called up Jamie Lynn and told her that she wasn't going to be the only Spears on the cover of a magazine next week

She bashed her head into the wall in a fit of rage

The laughs! If Brit has those many pills at her disposal then I need to skedaddle my ass to whatever gas station she's at and become best friends with her. I'll gladly take those off her hands. And it sort of makes sense that she offered KFed $100 million. I was wondering why KFed's lawyer was at her house that night?! He was there to collect the 100 million clams! Please, she drank up all her dough in Frapp form.

And since we're still talking about Brit and will probably be talking about her for a long ass time (sad, I know) TMZ reports that Brit will most likely not be on the Dr. Phil show and she wants nothing to do with him. Apparently she only talked to him for 15-minutes and not a full hour like he said in his press release. Phil was sent over there by the Spears family. He wanted to do a TV intervention (think of the raings!!!) and Brit wasn't having that.

And where's Brit now? Some are saying she's at home, some are saying she's completely disappeared and some say she's in NYC with Alli Sims. NYC?! I'm fucked. I have the Scientologists on my ass and now Britzilla? I won't see 2009.

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Scientology Scandals!!!!

Andrew Morton's new tell-all on Tom Cruise isn't coming out in the U.K., but it is coming out in the United States on January 15th. The Daily Mail has a few juicy tidbits on what Andrew alleges. I'm scared, because those Scientology bitches are crazy. The article in the Daily Mail is long as hell and you can go here to read it, but let me break it down for you.

Suri Cruise was conceived using the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard! Many fanatical Scientologists believe this. Morton compares it to Rosemary's Baby "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child". Suri is the Alien Queen!

Tommy Girl is the #2 Scientology member in the world!

Tommy Girl has an extremely close relationship with Scientology leader, David Miscavige, and David even came to his honeymoon with Katie Holmes. GAY LOVERS!

When Tommy was falling in love with Nicole Kidman he told David he wanted to run through a field full of wild flowers with her. So David had his Scientology goons plant a field near Tommy's home. He didn't like it the first time, so he made them do it again. EXTRA GAY!

Nicole Kidman has kept her mouth shut, because she's afraid her audit tape will be leaked. When you join Scientology they "audit" your ass and tape all your confessions. It's mostly about your sex past and Nicole doesn't want that getting out. LESBIAN!

When Tommy was dating Penny Cruz, her father was afraid of the cult known as Scientology, so he emailed an organization that helps dealing with cults.

Tommy's next mission is to recruit David Beckham.

Tommy's lawyer, Bert Fields, denies it all and claims the book is filled with nothing but lies. He said Morton didn't speak to anybody around Tommy Girl and it's just an attack on Scientology.

I'll be surprised if Andrew Morton sees 2009.

I believe every fucking word of this. Suri Cruise is the chosen one and will one day rule Scientology. I hope she realizes was a freak castle that joint is and blows the lid on that crap. She won't, because she's programmed not to.

Below is a picture of Tommy Girl and Alien King David. I love the twinkle in their eye. The twinkle in their eye is telling me that there's also a little twinkle in their buttholes. Awww....gay love. There's nothing like it.

Now I must go and padlock all my doors and windows and take shelter under my bed. I know garlic thwarts off vampires, but what the hell thwarts off Xenu? The truth? Yeah, probably the truth. Don't take me Xenu!!!!! Somebody hold me....

Thanks Julia

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These Girls Are Drama

Miss France 2008, Valerie Begue, will get to keep her crown after sort of racy photos she had taken showed up in a gossip magazine. The photos feature Valerie in a bikini on a cross in a pool (WTF) and licking up evaporated milk. Was Tyra Banks and Jay Manuel involved in this photo shoot or something?

The pageant rules state that the girls must "never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude."

22-year-old Valerie will get to keep her crown, but she won't be able to compete in Miss World or Miss Universe reports The Associated Press. The first-runner up will replace her in those pageants.

Pageant girls are draaaaaama. From Tara Conner to that Nevada bitch to that pepper spray woman and now this girl?

It's like they do this shit on purpose, so they'll get a little more exposure. Bitch probably leaked those pictures herself! It's the Vanessa L. Williams syndrome.

Images: ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Raz B Takes It Back

Raz B claimed his former manager, Chris Stokes, had raped and molested him when he was 11 until B2K broke up. Raz said on several tapes leaked onto YouTube that Chris made him perform in orgies with other members of the group, other groups, managers and agents. Chris denied the claims and now Raz B is taking back his statement.

Raz B is now saying the allegations are not true. So he's basically saying he made it all up.

My only question is? How much did he get to take it back? I hope it was a lot, because now he looks like a damn fool.

Is Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator hosting Candid Camera editions of his show now?

Posted by: Michael K

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Alexandra Paressant Is A Fraud

Tony Parker is suing x17 for the story they published about a woman named Alexandra Paressant who claims to have had an affair with Tony. Tony claims he's never met the ho. It seems that he's not alone. Nobody's met the her ass! The Huffington Post's Dana Kennedy decided to track down this Alexandra bitch to get to the bottom of things. It seems that the pictures x17 used and all the pictures being used for Alexandra are of similiar looking models and not Alexandra herself. A lot of the pictures being used are actually of the German model Hana Nitsche (above) from "Germany's Top Model."

Alexandra has made false claims before. A while ago she made up an affair with Brazilian soccer star, Ronaldinho. He sued her for making up stories about how they had an affair.

The Huffington Post spoke to a friend of Alexandra who basically said she's crazy. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist. She's not ugly but she's average. She's definitely not model material."

Dana Kennedy also spoke to this Alexandra person herself who refused to meet in person. Alexandra denied that she was a fraud and kept her story straight. Bitch is nuts.

Hana Nitsche claims she was tricked by Alexandra into filming these videos and pictures that x17 used. She said, “A couple of days ago, she called me again. [She said] I should send her a video. It was meant to be a casting video. She gave me the text. She claimed it was about a love movie. I should recite the given sentences. Of course I didn’t know which Tony it referred to.”

Quick get Lifetime on the phone! A Sunday night movie must be made out this mess! I'm thinking Shannen Doherty and Alyssa Milano! Charo can play Eva LongWHORIA since they practically look the same age.

VIA Celebitchy

Posted by: Michael K

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Chris Stokes Claims Raz B Is Lying

B2K's former manager, Chris Stokes (above left with Raz B), issued a statement regarding the accusations made by Raz B that Chris molested and raped members of B2K and other boy groups he managed. Raz claims Chris made them participate in orgies since the age of 11. Click here to see the videos from an earlier post

Chris issued this statement:

“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this. My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children."

"It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills."

Drama. What do you say? Why would Raz B just make that shit up? I don't know many straight dudes that would admit to getting raped in the ass unless it was true. Besides on the YouTube Raz talks to Chris over speakerphone and Chris tells him "I don't do that anymore." That he's changed....Hmmm...

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Raz B Claims His Former Manager Is A Pedophile

Raz B from B2K went on tape claiming his former manager, Chris Stokes, molested and raped him and other boys including his brother starting at the age of 11 until they disbanded. Chris is also Raz's cousin. The footage is from an upcoming reality show starring the members of B2K. Raz B alleges that Chris made them perform in sex orgies with his friends, managers, agents and with each other among some other sick shit. Chris still manages Omarion, a former member of B2K.

What in Lou Perlman is this shit?!

This is too much for me to deal with on the eve day that is Christmas!

Thanks ttt

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Love Child

I love political scandals. The National Enquirer claims the alleged former mistress of Presidential candidate, John Edwards, is knocked up with his baby! Rielle Hunter was linked to John earlier this year, but he denied ever doing sexy with her. Rielle used to work on his campaign.

Rielle has apparently gone into hiding with the help of one of John's aides. Sounds fun, actually. Rielle has been moved to Chapel Hill, N.C. near Andrew Young who was a key bitch in the Edwards campaign.

Rielle denies that John is the baby daddy, but claims Andrew is! Andrew is married to another woman with kids. Rielle is a mess!

Rielle said, "The fact that I am expecting a child is my personal and private business. This has no relationship to nor does it involve John Edwards in any way. Andrew Young is the father of my unborn child."

Sourcs say Rielle is telling everything that the baby is John's and that she can't have any contact with him for obvious reasons.

Even rich, political whores can get ghetto. It's sad, but I'd have John Edwards baby. I know, I know.

This story is probably bullshit! I mean would John cheat on his Cancer-stricken wife? Well, he IS a politician.

Posted by: Michael K

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