SCANDAL

Tuesday, August 28th 2007

That Must've Been Some Quarrel

 
Owen Wilson is currently in stable condition and recovering at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles after he allegedly slit his wrists and tried to overdose on sleeping pills. The New York Post  reports that Owen tried to off himself after he had a terrible fight with a close friend.
 
Sources told the paper that Owen was engaged in a vicious fight with a friend shortly before the incident. He was found all bloody and nasty by one his brothers. Owen released a statement yesterday asking for privacy and all that.
 
Other sources say that Owen has been suffering from depression on and off for years.
 
I'd be depressed too if I dated Kate Hudson.
 
I still don't buy the whole suicide thing for some reason. It sounds like it's a cover up for a coke overdose. You'd sympathize with someone a lot more if you found out they were depressed and tried to take an early meeting with the devil instead of overdosing on drugs. Right?
 
That being said, I feel bad for the dude. As soon as he gets out of that hospital, he's going to have some explaining to do. Merry Miller should totally get the first interview.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, August 26th 2007

Owen Wilson Tried To Off Himself?!

 
I didn't see this one coming. The National Enquirer reports that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself today! Sources say that Owen slit his wrists and took a bunch of pills. He was rushed to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica by ambulance. He was found by a family member around noon.
 
When he was brought to the hospital, Owen was said to be in critical condition. His lawyer arrived at the hospital almost immediately.
 
His wrists were bandaged and he's said to be in stable condition.
 
TMZ reports that Owen was rushed to the hospital, but they don't say anything about suicide or drugs or anything.
 
Owen Wilson?! Maybe Kate Hudson dumped him or something. I always thought he was this happy-go-lucky surfer type that was all about love and flowers. Weird!
 
Whatever it is Owen, it's not worth it! Especially Kate! Everything will be alright or something.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, August 9th 2007

Drama At Hef's House

 
Police confirmed they are investigating a possible sexual assault that occured at the Playboy mansion this week. Police issued this statement to ET :
 
"On Wednesday, August 6th, Los Angeles Police Department detectives began an investigation related to a report of a possible sexual assault at the Playboy Mansion in West L.A. For reasons of law and confidentiality that are critical in such investigations of this type, no additional information will be released at this time."
 
Police would not state if Hef or any of the girls were involved in the incident. The Playboy Mansion hosts parties often, but it is unclear as to whether the incident took place during one of these parties.
 
Hef's personal secretary, Mary, probably went balls out from all of the sexual tension in the house. She probably rushed Kendra to the floor.  
 
Either that or Hef showed his turtle head to one of the girls. Hey, that's totally a sexual assault!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, July 7th 2007

Is There A Maury In Croatia?

 
"ER" star and Croatian hotness, Goran Visnjic, is in a little pickle. Mirela Rupic has filed a suit in Croatia claiming that Goran fathered her 4-month-old daughter. She wants him to submit to a DNA test. She said she tried to reach a settlement with Goran, but he turned her down. GOLD DIGGER!
 
Goran is one of Croatia's famous hos. He was married to his wife Ivana (pictured above) in 1999 and they have one adopted child together.
 
Mirela claims that Goran knew she was pregnant from the start and promised to help her financially. Goran would not comment.
 
When are these dudes going to learn? I mean, are they allergic to condoms or something. It isn't hard and the pull out technique never works. NEVER. 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, July 2nd 2007

Hardcore Sex?!

 
Late last week photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders getting naked in Mexico hit the internet. The censored photos first appeared in Life & Style magazine. It looks like those pictures were nothing compared to the rest of the roll. TMZ reports that the rest of the photos showed Nick and Vanessa engaged in hardcore sex in the jacuzzi. A source told TMZ that the pictures are "Paris Hilton sex-tape level" and shows them in various positions. 
 
Well, Nick and Vanessa  got their high-powered lawyer to make sure those pics never see the light of the internet. He sent out a letter to all the weeklies threatening that if they publish those pictures, they will get sued. 
 
Marty Singer (their attorney) said, "The photos that were taken of our clients by a Mexican photographer violated Mexican law and were a clear invasion of privacy, and we have threatened to take legal action against third parties who publish the photos."
 
Marty even got to my ass! I posted the pictures from Life & Style and unfortunately had to take that shit down. It was censored anyway. I'm sure these so-called hardcore pics will somehow make their way to the internet.
 
Vanessa seems to be way more fun than Chestica!
 
 

 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, June 5th 2007

Vanessa Out Of Work?

After the crackwhore photoshoot Vanessa did with Lindsay has apparently put a bad light on her. Her contract expired on both of her shows "TRL" and "Entertainment Tonight" and she hadn't renewed with them.

According to Page Six, friends insist that Vanessa wasn't the one to renew her contracts. BUT, sources claim that when she went to cover the Grammys that "she was extremely high maintenance," and "She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn't want to work."

The source also says that "Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them. She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job."

What a brat! She's not even that famous! Having Jessica Simpson's leftovers doesn't make you a celebrity. Get over yourself honey. Of course a rep for Minnillo told Page six that she didn't have a "diva behavior" and that "she chose to leave 'ET' because her contract ended. This is the first I've heard about any bad behavior."  Liar! Not the first and I know it won't be the last!

Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, June 1st 2007

Who Is This Guy Anyway?

Lindsay Lohan's part time boyfriend/sex addict/druggie Calum Best might be a daddy.

Model Lorna Hogan claims they made the baby the night before his dad George Best's memorial service in Manchester. Classy and respectful fella he is.

She also claims Calum sent her a text message demanding a DNA test.

Text message? Don't people know how to use the GD phone anymore?? He can thank Lindsay for putting his dick on the map. Chances are he's going to get many "deals" out of this publicity. That baby will be set for life! On another note, I'd hit it. So hard.

Story Source: The Sun  Pic Source: Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, May 4th 2007

Love Triangle

 
Muireann McDonnell is currently dating Colin Farrell, but their new love has come at a price. Before dating Colin, Muireann was seeing a dude named John Marc Knight. Shortly after she split with John she met Colin and the two immediately became a couple. Two months later, a heartbroken John couldn't take it and he killed himself. 
 
A source said, "He struggled to cope with her seeing somebody else. The fact it was Colin Farrell must have made matters worse. As time passed things got worse for John."
 
This isn't Colin's fault! Unfortunately, he's probably going to dump her ass, but it isn't his fault that her ex did himself in. Sadness.
 
Colin looks like a gay leather daddy.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, April 20th 2007

The Daughter of a Preacher Man

 
A few days ago I posted a video of Akon in Trinidad fake-raping or something a 14-year-old girl. Well, the girl is the daughter of a preacher man and he's speaking out. Pastor Dave Alleyne of the Flaming Word Ministry of Chaguanas said, "She likes dancing and won a competition."
 
The competition in question wasn't a competition. Akon just said that to get girls onstage and have them dance like hoochies. Dave said that he was shocked by the video, but will not punish her. He says he will try and understand. He said, "They are innocent to the wicked ways of the world and it is our responsibility as elders to keep them safe."
 
Um....that girl is 14?! I think she's a little too young to be wearing a top made out of dental floss. It's always the preacher's daughters that go loose.
 
 
 
Thanks Spud
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 3rd 2007

Tameka Foster Knocked Up With Another Dude's Baby?!

 
Sandra Rose was the first to report that Tameka Foster is knocked up with Usher's baby. Usher recently confirmed the two are engaged. However, YBF is now reporting that the baby belongs to Tameka's ex-husband, Ryan Glover. She's four-months pregnant and has three children with Ryan.
 
Apparently, Tameka and Usher broke up for a brief moment and that's when she got knocked up by Ryan. Sources say that Usher is using Tameka and the baby as publicity for his new album dropping in November. Rumor is that he will claim the baby as his own.
 
Scandal. What's up with all these paternity tests? Hollywood is getting straight-up trailer trash.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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