Cate Blanchett
Monday, April 14th 2008
Ignatius?!!
Cate Blanchett popped out her third kid in Sydney yesterday and she named the poor boy Ignatius. That makes me think of Catholic school which makes me think of cheap drugs, closet sex and dirty uniforms.
Cate and her husband, Andrew Upton, already have two sons: Dashiell John and Roman Robert.
Her spokeswhore told AFP, "Cate Blanchett and Andrew Upton have a baby boy, Ignatius Martin Upton. All are well and very happy."
Nooo... Not everyone is happy. I'm sure Ignatius is pissed that his name is...well...Ignatius!
Wednesday, January 2nd 2008
Cate Blanchett Has Suri Hair
Vanity Fair profiled the new Indiana Jones movie their February issue. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Pepaws comes out May 22nd and stars Shia LaDouche, Harry Ford, Cate Blanchett and that hot bitch Karen Allen. I'm actually excited to see this crap, because I can't wait to see Cate as a hot, Russian Suri Cruise.
Saturday, November 3rd 2007
Cate Blanchett Is Knocked Up
Cate Blanchett has confirmed she has a bun in the oven. At the Sydney premiere of "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" last night, Cate was asked by the Sydney Morning Herald if she was expecting. She said, "Yes, I am. You know more than me. It's early days yet. It's due in April."
JLo and Xtina listen up. That's how you do it. When someone asks you a question you give an honest answer. Stop pussyfooting around!
Cate has two boys with husband, Andrew Upton.
Here's Cate at the premiere last night and for the sake of her unborn baby, I hope she throws that fug frock away! It looks like a cheap table runner with a hole cut in it for her head.
Monday, October 29th 2007
Baby Bump Or Bloat?
Cate Blanchett's little bulge has sparked rumors that she's knocked up with her third child. Damn, can't a woman have a little bloat nowadays without people wondering if she's pregnant or not.
However, the other day my mom told me that she had a "big lunch" and someone asked if she was knocked up. She took this as a compliment, because it meant she still looked young enough to actually get knocked up. Don't tell her that older ladies are having kids nowadays.
Thursday, October 4th 2007
You've Got Urchins On Your Shoes!
Isn't Cate Blanchett scared of tripping on those furry shoes while she's walking? Those things look diseased! I'm sure they were expensive as hell, but I could've fixed up some good ones for her using some Payless pumps, Elmer's glue and my freshly cut pubes! Yes, they are soft like that.
Here's Cate at the NYC screening of "Elizabeth: The Golden Age" last night.
Thursday, September 13th 2007
Where's The Eyes?!
Cate Blanchett is on the cover of October's W Magazine . They've retouched her just a tad, but they forgot the eyes. They should've put Carlton Davis' (see below) eyes on her face. Now that would be a cover!
Source: Style.com
UPDATE: Dlisted reader Londoner has made my dreams come true and photoshopped Carlton Davis' wonk eyes on Cate! Introducing Carlton Blanchett! Hot!
Monday, May 28th 2007
Cate Blanchett is the Indy Villian
When it was announced that Cate Blanchett would be in Indiana Jones 4, it was expected that she would play his love interest. Cate will instead play a Russian villian in cahoots with the Ruskies. The working title is "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods." The film will take place in the 50s. Shooting begins in New Haven, CT very soon.
Finally a hot villian bitch! I think Cate is the right person to play it. I just hope they slather her in hot costumes and lay it on thick with the accent. Actually, they really should've cast Natasha from "America's Next Top Model." That bitch needs a big break.
Source: IESB
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
A New Day
The other night Cate Blanchett was photographed looking like the walking dead at the Costume Gala in NYC. One British tabloid went so far as to say it looked like she was dealing with a bit of anorexia. Looks like it was just bad make-up, hair and lighting.
She looked perfectly normal at last night's 100 Most Influential People event for Time Magazine. How is it that Cate is one of the most influential people in the world? She's a good actress and all, but influential? That list sucks! Where was Alexyss K. Tylor? I mean she did teach me about the power of the penis!
Tuesday, May 8th 2007
It's Probably Just the Angle
The Daily Mail called Cate Blanchett "Skeletal Cate" from the above photo. It looks like it's just the angle. I mean she is skinnier than usual, but in other photos she looks perfectly fine. The make-up, hair, lighting and dress don't help. I usually love her style, but it looks like she's wearing one of Ann Margaret's old ones.
UPDATE - Cate has apparently lost the weight for a movie called "Cancer Vixen." That's what people are saying, but I doubt it. I hear Indiana Jones is her next movie role. Maybe she plays the crypt keeper!
Wednesday, April 25th 2007
Blanchett as Dylan
Goldenfiddle has one of the first pictures of Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan in Todd Haynes' biopic "I'm Not There."
The film stars Christian Bale, Cate, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Ben Wishaw and Marcus Carl Franklin as Dylan during different times of his life.
Julianne Moore, Michelle Williams, Adrien Brody and Charlotte Gainsbourg play the people in his life.
The film was supposed to go to Cannes next month, but will skip that shit. It will hit US theaters in September.
This is either going to be genius shit or a piece of crap that's only entertaining after you've smoked a bowl. Either way with Julianne Moore, I watch. Even that piece of trash movie with Nicolas Cage.
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