Christina Aguilera

Xtina's rep claims she's still knocked up. E! News and Life & Style both reported that she popped out a baby boy yesterday at 4pm, but her rep told UsWeekly otherwise. Who do I believe? The better question is why do I care?

Xtina pulled this crap when there were pregnancy rumors, so she's probably pulling the same shit here. She wants to keep us guessing to give her maximum publicity and attention. She's probably at a photo shoot right now with her newborn giving exclusive pictures for millions. Smug bitch!

Either way I congratulate Tangerine and Bat Boy and I am praying to the baby Gods that they come up with a truly effed up name. However, this boring duo will probably come up with some normal and average.

Life & Style reports that Xtina popped out a baby at Cedars earlier today in Los Angeles. Xtina was scheduled to have a c-section sometime this weekend. A neighbor of Bat Boy's father confirms that she's given birth. The neighbor said, "Of course! I talked to Jack earlier today. He's so happy to be a grandfather. He's thrilled to be a grandfather again, for the second time."

Neighbors are so damn nosy with big mouths. No word on what kind of citrus fruit Xtina popped out, but we know that bitch's baby is going to be orange. It was also reported earlier that she was having a boy. Poor boy is going to come out orange with a full face of make-up and bat wings.

I can't wait to hear the name of this one. Bat Boy Jr. has a lovely ring to it.

Nicole Richie is reportedly giving birth right now. Hahah! Can you stand it? For some reason I don't know if I needed to know that. I picture her spread eagle and...ugh...

Joel Madden was overheard walking into the delivery area at Cedars in Los Angeles and saying, "She's going to start pushing soon." Pushing my ass! That bitch is having a c-section followed by a tummy tuck. I know how these bitches do it. Besides how hard can it be to push out a lima bean?

It also seems Nicole has some competition. It's also being reported that Xtina's at Cedars as well waiting to pop hers out. While Nicole's popping a lima bean, Xtina will pop a little tangerine. That delivery room is going to look like a salad bar.

Source: UsWeekly