Christina Aguilera

Xtina kills me! I want to like her, but she needs to drop the screen siren act. She's not Lana Turner! She needs to pose like normal, because she looks as sexy as Bugs Bunny in drag trying seduce the hunter. Anyway, I didn't watch the Grammys because 4 hours of boring is too much for me to handle. I heard she wowed and awwed the audience with her cover of James Browns' "It's a Man's World." Yeah, she can sing...but that hair..that lipstick...I just can't get past it...SUE ME!

Click here to see Xtina in all her hairspray glory. How does that wig stay on?

Xtina also changed a boat load of times from the red carpet, to performance, to press room and to a party given by People Magazine.

Tyra, Tyra, Tyra....now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it's because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis' party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there's more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.

Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she's going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie....it isn't hard!

Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno's look like an ant farm. That being said, she's slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There's something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.

Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.

Xtina tells Ellen Degeneres, in an episode that airs tomorrow, how she keeps her marriage to Jordan Ratman...I mean Bratman...alive. The newlyweds of one-year have something called naked Sundays.

She said, "A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked."

Cook naked? I'm all for romance, but I'm also all for not having pubes in my sketti. Unless they are both fans of the NADS, I'm not into that. Hell no. The only time I want to be pulling pubes out of my teefs is when I'm working the skin sausage if I ain't being too subtle.

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What is wrong with her ass?! Is she using orange markers as a self-tanner? Christina Aguilera, looking like an oompa loompa is not cute! Why did Jordan let her out like that?! Anyway, the pair had dinner at The Ivy the other night and they really should've made it a Blockbuster night. Homegirl should not go out looking like that!

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Mr. Blackwell has named his worst and best dressed celebrities of the year. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tied for the worst.

The Worst:
10. Meryl Streep - Why?
9. Sandra Oh - Who?
8. Tori Spelling - Ok
7. Sharon Stone - Ok
6. Paula Abdul - Ok
5. Mariah Carey - Why?
4. Christina Aguilera - Why?
3. Lindsay Lohan - Why?
2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Who?
1. Britney and Paris - Ok

The best included Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Marcia Cross, Kate Winslet, Heidi Klum and Barbra Streisand.

Um...where's Kate Moss, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Posh Beckham, Sienna Miller, Cory Kennedy (lol)? Mr. Blackwell needs to stop. He usually gets it wrong. I agree with him about Britney, but I don't think Paris is that bad. She's just a bore. She doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

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Gabsmash is reporting that Life & Style has published reports that the honeymoon is over between Christina Aguilera and her husband of one year, Jordan Bratman. Xtina and Jordan have longed been known as one of the most stable and drama-free couples in Hollywood. The celeb weekly may just be starting trash just to start it. They are reporting that while Xtina is touring, Jordan has been partying it up in Hollyweird without his wedding ring.

A source said, "On December 6, Christina left Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris without her ring, she looked upset. Over the course of three nights, Jordon did the club scene with friends- also without his ring. He was looking sad and distressed."

Their spokeswhores deny any rift between the couple. I think this is just a stupid rumor. They look in love and Jordan has basically landed himself a diamond. Look at his ass! He's fug as hell and should be lucky to have the hotness that is Xtina. He probably has a big dick, big and veiny. Eww, I grossed myself out.