Renee Zellweger

Ricky Schroder's Son Is So.....Tan

That's Ricky Schroder and his son, Luke, at the premiere of Leatherheads last night. Is Luke's mom a tangerine? Kids tan so easily and by "tan" I mean Sunset Tan. Luke looks like a mini-Rick. He should star in a remake of "Silver Spoons," but they would have to change the name to "Bronze Spoons."

Below are other sluts at the premiere including Renee Zellweger, John Krasinski, The Drescher and Cindy Crawford with her husband. Squinty actually looks put together. She doesn't have Crisco on her face and her hair looks freshly brushed. Score for Squinty!

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Crisco Face

Renee Zellweger attended the Kentucky premiere of "Leatherheads" yesterday with her face looking like Kenny Chesney's ass after a hot night out on the town. I think it's time to consult a skin professional when you're able to grease an entire pie plate with your face.

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Squinty's Got A New Man

Renee Zellweger left the Waverly Inn in NYC last night holding some dude's hand Squinty has finally found love! Well, at least love for the night.

The dude is cute in a "might be a serial killer" sort of way. He looks like he has major OCD. He probably obsessively counts the number of blinks people make while he's talking to them. Being with Squinty is going to drive him crazy, because birdie doesn't blink.

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Renee's Bee Date

It's pretty funny that Renee Zellweger is at the UK premiere of "Bee Movie" since it looks like she was attacked by a swarm of angry bees while making her way to the event. It's like she was all done up, walked outside her hotel and was attacked, but went to the event anyway. What a trooper!

Here's Renee with Jerry Seinfeld and a bodyguard type.

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The Photoshop Awards: Renee & Georgie On W Magazine

What happened to Renee Zellweger's blotchy ass face? They erased it away thanks to the magic of Pshop. Renee and Georgie Clooney are on the cover of W Magazine's December issue for "Leatherheads."

Didn't they date back in the day? Weird.

And why do they always airbrush the hell out of the chick's face, but leave the dude with wrinkles?! Always!

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Renee Looks BEE-at!

Renee Zellweger attended the NYC premiere of her movie "Bee Movie" last night. Renee looks like she took the theme a little too seriously and allowed dozens of bees to sting her in the face! Poor Renee.

From the gay mormon haircut to her botoxed to hell mug to the discount proms dress....she just needs to start over.

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Nothing's Free!

Wendy Faracino is a make-up artist at the Bobbi Brown counter in Saks Fifth Avenue in Southampton. Wendy was admiring a pair of Manolos while on her break when Renee Zellweger sauntered up to her and the two women began talking about shoes reports Page Six .

About 15 minutes after Wendy went back to work, one of the sales hos presented her with a box. He said, "These are compliments of Renée Zellweger. She wanted you to have them." They were the Manolos Wendy was looking at.

Hmm.....I smell something fishy and it's coming from Renee's crotch! Nothing's free! Wendy, she's giving you those shoes now as a gift, but when her crotch comes a knocking it's gonna want you to pay your bill.

But that's not much to ask. I'd eat Renee's coochie for a pair of $500 shoes. I'd have to bring a lot of baby wipes, because you know the skin probably falls off at tongue's touch.

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Not For Public Eyes

Renee Zellweger and Sir Paul McCartney were spotted "canoodling" at a concert one night and enjoying a romantic candelit dinner the next sparking rumors that the two are making beautiful music together. Renee, 38, and Sir Paul, 65, were seen dining at the American Hotel restaurant in Sag Harbour, New York.

Paul has also been recently linked to Christy Brinkley. His ex-wife Heather Mills is currently staying with him in the Hamptons, because bitch is trying to bleed him dry of more money. No, sources say she wants to make home life as normal as possible sure.

Sir Paul has the worst taste in broads lately. First of all, Renee is busted in the face and she's young enough to be his daughter. Imagine waking up to that face and I'm talking about the both of 'em! God, these two are a mess!!! While his face falls, hers gets tighter!

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They Never EVER Learn

Renee Zellweger, you had me at...BARF! She looks like a starving cat with a bad sunburn! Wait, do cats get sunburned? Well, if they did they would look like that! I don't know what the issue is. These people go to events almost every single night with tons of free food. My ass would probably pull up a folding chair next to the buffet just because I'm too lazy to stand by it all night.

It's not that difficult. Here's ReRe and the equally fugly fug Calvin Klein at a Tom Petty concert last night in the Hamptons.

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Renee Zellweger Is Straight-Up Fugly!

Did Renee Zellweger recently visit "Hostel", because bitch looks like her face was pulled apart with fish hooks. Damn! That can't be pleasant. Here's Renee at the Karlovy Film Festival in blue jeans and a black shirt. Too simple for that face. Wear something super shiny and super distracting next time Renee! Your face is a fright!