Renee Zellweger

Friday, February 16th 2007

Kenny Chesney Denies Being a Fruitcake

kenngay.jpg Ever since Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger ended their short-marriage, gay rumors sprung up left and right. The reason for their split was described on documents as "fraud." Many, including me, felt this meant he was a straight-up friend of Dorothy and I don't mean Dorothy from "Jerry Maguire." Kenny tells Mike Wallace in a "60 Minutes" interview to air Sunday that he isn't gay. `No, I'm not (gay),' but I didn't want to draw any more attention to it. I didn't have to prove to anybody that I wasn't (gay). I didn't feel like I really did. We thought the least harmful (stated reason) was fraud because it (is) kind of broad ... doesn't specify and boy ... we were wrong. The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew what it was like ... that I really understood what it was like to be married, and I really didn't." I sort of believe Kenny. I mean unless we're back in 1993, no self-respecting gay would wear sleeveless t-shirts as often as him. Source

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Tuesday, January 16th 2007

Ooooh, Brenda Walsh is Going to be Pissed!!!

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Renee Zellweger was seen out on a date this past Thursday with Dylan McKay himself, Luke Perry. Renee and the 90210 star were seen at the Tower Bar restaurant where witnesses say they were definitely on a date.

The witness said, "They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees."

Score for Luke! He'll never have to work again! Wait, is he even working? I just wish Renee would open her damn eyes! Seriously, put some chili powder up in there or something!

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Sunday, December 17th 2006

Beat.Wreck.Ratty.

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Did Renee Zellweger wrestle a black bear for the last pot of honey and fall down an embakement while on her way to the Miss Potter screening? Yeah, I think so too.

Source: Goldenfiddle

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