Mel Gibson

A Cheeto-kissed Brit Brit and Mel Gibson reunited over cigars last night at the Havana Club in Beverly Hills. People reports the two spent over two-and-a-half hours in the members-only club together for "an ongoing guidance session." Mel guiding Brit Brit? Crazy leading the crazy! That's like Gary Busy acting as a sober mentor to Jeff Conaway. Oh wait.....

Oh please don't tell me Mel tried to pull a "Lewinsky" on Brit Brit with his cigar. Naw, Brit Brit isn't down for that kind of fuckery. Unless the cigar was dipped in pork rind fat and then she'd have to think about it.

And hopefully Mel doesn't call Brit "sugartits." She'll take it literally and bite off one of her chichis.

Here's Brit and Mel last night and also Brit shopping earlier in the day.

ET reports that Brit Brit Spears and Mel Gibson are currently on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources claim that Mel is taking Brit and Daddy Spears for a weekend vacation. Brit Brit's boys will not be joining her, because she needs approval to take them out of the country.

Back in March, the two had dinner together in Studio City..... Dinner followed by sexay times! Gross.

Shit! Brit Brit is totally knocked up and Mel's the baby daddy! Move over Shiloh, we have a new chosen one.

Brit Brit and Mel Gibson shared a bowl of borscht over the weekend, but it wasn't their first time meeting up. People reports that they have hung out a few times since she checked out of the crazy house. A source said, "Mel and his wife Robin clearly saw a woman in crisis and wanted to extend themselves in any way possible. There's just a handful of people in the world who understand the kind of intense attention that Britney goes through, and how to raise a family with some semblance of privacy and how to keep one's family intact and out of the limelight."

Brit and Mel used to live near one another in Malibu, so the source said Mel is just reaching out as a neighbor. He has no agenda. Yeah fucking right. He just wants to tap that.

PageSix.com claims Mel does have an agenda. He wants Britney's voice! He has asked her to sing at his church. An inside source said, “Apparently, he is trying to get her to start attending his church [Church of the Holy Family] in Malibu. We heard he asked her to sing at one of the weekly sessions there.”

Hasn't Jesus been through enough? He died for our sins and now he has to suffer through Britney's singing? Unholy! And this close to Easter? Mel needs to say a million Hail Marys for even thinking about that. That should also keep him busy for a while, so he won't make another jack-off piece like Apocalypto.

During an interview for Apococrapto, Mel Gibson spoke yet again on his infamous Jewish hating rant and his abusive behavior when he was arrested for driving full of booze.

This is Mel: "I got a skinful and mouthed off which is not coming from a good place, but I'm moving on from that."

This is Me: "A skinful? So you had to suck off a cop? Was he Jewish?"

This is Mel: “Everybody goofs, everybody screws up and I tell ya, if you ask everybody in the world to raise their hand if they never said something vicious, something that they regretted or something stupid, there wouldn't be many people that wouldn't be able to raise their hands."

This is Me: "Say what?! Call me sugartits it turns me on!"

This is Mel: "I see this experience as a gift to me, because it's made me really sort of scratch my head and focus on a couple of things that I needed to."

This is Me: "Like drinking more? Bottles up!"

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29-year-old Australian Carmel Sloane has taken legal action against Mel Gibson to force him to a DNA test. Carmel believes that Mel Gibson is her father. She claims Mel slammed her mother 30 years ago in the back of his car before he became famous. Carmel also believes her 10-year-old son looks just like Mel.

She said, "I'm not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I've always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson."

Mel will have to either admit he's daddy or take a DNA test. Carmel's ho of a mother admits that she met Mel on the side of the road and let him dick wrestle her bagina. She said that she never heard from him again, but hasn't forgotten him.

She said, "Eventually he persuaded me to join him in the back. I told him, ‘If anything happens and I get pregnant I'll come looking for you'. He replied, ‘I am going to be famous. You will always know where to find me.'

I can hear this dumb ass say "I'm not doing it for the money." Please, so why would you care? Why in the World would you admit that a piece of trash like Mel Gibson is your father? I would do anything to hide that fact, but of course I'd hit him up for some dough on the down low. Why bother with a DNA test? They just need to show Carmel a yarmluke and if she runs for dear life then yeah...she's Mel's kid.

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