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Katie & Posh having lunch in London

TomKat have set their wedding date as November 18th and plan to marry in Italy. Katie Holmes is going to wear Giorgio Armani and Posh Beckham is their wedding planner. Sources say that Posh is helping Katie with everyone wedding detail, because she has such good taste. Yeah, their tablecloths are going to be leopard and the cuisine will be ice cubes and alfalfa sprouts.

The source said, "This is fantastic news for Katie. Not only has a date been set for her big day, she has got fashion queen Victoria helping with her wedding plans. She wants to have a stylish low-key hen do and if Victoria's around she'll be there helping her celebrate."

Don’t you need to have actual conversations in order to plan a wedding? Methinks that Posh and Katie never speak a word to each other. Lots of nodding and lots of awkward smiles, but nothing beyond that. Here are some pics of Posh looking like a call girl with her son as they made their way through Heathrow airport last week.

Naomi Campbell just can't keep her fists to herself. She was arrested again in London today after a woman filed a report claiming Naomi beat her ass. The woman said the assault took place at a residence in London.

Police will not confirm whether it is Naomi or not. They said, "Officers attended the address. A women aged 36 was arrested at approximately 1.20 p.m. for an alleged assault and taken to a central London police station."

Naomi is also involved in an assault case on this side of the Atlantic and methinks they should put that dog down for good. It still boggles me how these women just take it? One day Naomi is going to mess with the wrong ghetto bitch. Seriously, I want one of those chicks just to take her down. Is Shanna Moakler looking for a job?

UPDATE - The Sun is reporting that the woman is Naomi's drug therapist. Did they mean "drug dealer"?

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This may or may not be the cover of Fantasia's second album. She totally looks like Eva the Diva from America's Next Top Model. I sort of like it, but I have a dumb question to ask. Is it racist to make her skin darker? She's not that black. She probably should've went with one of these pictures instead.

Below are shots of Eva at some beat party last night.

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Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22

TomKat’s rep confirmed they will be legal on November 18th.

Guests have been notified to keep the weekend of November 16-19 free for some kind of party. The spokeswhore confirms this, --"All those details are correct, proper security measures are being taken.”

He also confirmed that they will marry in Italy and she will wear Giorgio Armani. Giorgio said, "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart. It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

We all need to find our local bomb shelters; because this is the day the aliens will plummet from the sky and reclaim their planet. Suri will be the new leader of the World and we will all be doomed. This is also the day that Katie Holmes has officially sold her soul.

P.S. – Pictures of cats are much more entertaining than pics of their crazy mugs.

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The Title explains it all. I'm sure this turns him on more than Cameron Diaz doing a strip-tease for him. Her butt cheeks are just as greasy, though.

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Thank God that only cows are sacred in India and not whores! Parasite Hilton is set to put the people of India through more turmoil by visiting them next year. This piece of trash has already tapped into the Japanese market by probably tapping their businessmen and now she wants to bring it over to India. Parasite’s designer and friend, Anand Jon, who plans to come with her ass, said,

"I am planning to bring a line of high-end evening wear to India by next year. And who could be better than Paris — the ultimate 'It' girl — to present my designs?"

More like the ultimate “shit” girl and that’s the truth.

Mr. Anand must have been high on her twat fumes when he said this, "She is a style diva. She is very particular about what she wears. She is the Madonna of our generation.”

To make matters worse, Paris graces the cover of French Vogue next month. Jesus, what the hell is this world coming to? Mass suicide is looking rather lovely right now. I’ll get my Nikes. You bring the Kool-Aid.

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Is Kate Moss knocked up with Pete Doherty being her baby daddy? That’s according to Petey’s uncle, Phil Michels. He told reporters that he heard the good news over a phone call with Petey from Italy. The couple are currently in Italy on the Babyshambles tour.

Phil said: "I have spoken to Pete twice about the baby and he has confirmed that Kate is pregnant.

"They are both delighted and Pete sounded really excited."

Phil really isn’t a reliable source since he once said the two were getting married very shortly and that was months ago. I think crack may run in the family.

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This is a video taken from a Tyra Banks show a couple of weeks ago. Bitch is making fun of Oprah's "Favorite Things" episodes. If you haven't seen those episodes, then basically imagine a bus full of old women bursting into flames. Imagine the screams. Well, Tyra makes fun of this shit and plays crazy a little too well.