Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne is a single girl living in London and like most single girls, she's bitching of the "lack of men" available to her. Um...maybe it's you sweetheart?

She said, "British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girlie. I don't want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do."

Basically she's saying "only the gays want me, because they like trying on my clothes."

Source

Kelly Osbourne tearfully told an audience at a HIV charity event in London that one of her family members tested positive for the HIV virus. She was introducing the Scissor Sisters at the Body & Soul event at Koko in Camden when she said that a relative of hers just was diagnosed. She wept as she left the stage. I'm sure it's not Jack, Sharon or Ozzy. Perhaps, a cousin or an aunt or something? Sadness! Source Thanks Lori

Is Kelly Osbourne mixing baby powder with some with water and using it as foundation? Damn, get thee some sun. Poor thing keeps getting kicked off of nude beaches. No wonder she looks like something Pete Doherty would cut up, put a flame to and smoke!

Kelly Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne's vacation was ruined when they were asked to move off of a beach in Spain. The reason they claim is that it was a nude beach and they refused to show their melons.

Kelly said, "I went to Mallorca with my mum and we were on a beach and asked to move because we wouldn't go topless. It was my worst holiday."

Come clean Kelly. You know they asked you to leave, because you GOT naked. Better yet, they were driving sunbathers away because they thought a beached whale was trying to attack their asses.

Source

Last year, Kelly Osbourne reportedly expressed interest to Hugh Hefner about possibly baring all for Playboy Magazine. She said that she would be willing to do it, but know that "her tits would need airbrushing."

Hugh Hefner isn't loving it though. He said, "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."

He's senile. Yes, they do airbrush to that extent. I mean Pamela Anderson's recent Playboy spread was not even her. It was a mixture of animation, CGI and wax figures. However, I'm not sure I want to see her nasty ass spreading it. If I wanted to see fat pussy, I'd have lunch with Hercules.

Source

Kelly Osbourne used to be a drug addict and claims that rehab did nothing for her. She hated the process and was surprised to find out how much it cost.

She said, "I've been several times and it didn't work, simply because I never wanted it to. I left rehab and six months later I was miserable, thinking, 'I'm paying them to help me.'

"But all the money in the world can't make you better. You have to want to make yourself better." Kelly says she cured herself.

I guess fat camp did nothing for her either. Just kidding, I like Kelly as a BBW. I really can't picture her skinny. She is right. Cold turkey is probably the best way to go.

Source