Diddy

Thursday, March 29th 2007

More Like 30 Seconds

 
Diddy claims that he loves marathon sex and once went at it with Kim Porter for 30-hours straight.
 
He said, “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.
 
Tantric sex? I didn't know he was like that. I never got the whole "tantric" thing. I mean you just sit there touching each other and being slow and all? Eff that, I'd rather get it over with during a "Lost" commercial break.
 
 
 
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Thursday, March 1st 2007

Battle of the Diddies

diddy.jpg Diddy is set to perform at Wembley Arena in the UK, but a Judge has ordered that he must drop the "Diddy" from one of his songs. A DJ named Richard “Diddy” Dearlove has already secured the rights to that name in the UK. He has been using the name professionally since 1992. Last year, he won £10,000 in damages against Diddy. Sean Combs agreed to stop using the name in the UK, however he breached the agreement last year when his album "Play" was released. In the track "The Future" Diddy uses the name again. The Judge said, “The second verse refers to Mr Combs as ‘Diddy’ as he invites the listener to ‘mainline this new Diddy heroin’. Mr Combs expressly refers to iTunes and asks the listener to ‘Download me in every resident’. He refers to his CD as ‘my CD’s in 3-D holograms’, and finally refers to his shows with the words, ‘the live show’s a hard act to follow man’. “I see this as straightforward advertisement by Mr Combs of his CD, his songs which can be downloaded from iTunes and his live shows, all under and by reference to the word ‘Diddy’. “The listener will understand he is being encouraged to buy the Press Play CD, to download the songs and that the live show is an event well worth attending.” The Judge also wants a full trial to discuss Diddy's breach on YouTube and MySpace. DAMN! Does this ass have to change his name again?! I was just getting used to Diddy and now he's gotta get up and change it again? He should just merge the P and Diddy. Piddy! Yeah, I like that. Poor Piddy! Source

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Wednesday, February 28th 2007

Sucker Punch

diddy.jpg Diddy reportedly punched a dude out at a post-Oscar party on Sunday night. The "situation" took place outside The Roosevelt Hotel at around 2am. 27-year-old, Gerard Rechnitzer, claims that Diddy was hitting on his fiancee. Gerald said he watched Diddy try and work his magic for about 5-minutes and then stepped in. Soon after he stepped in, Diddy punched his ass sending him five feet and severely injuring him. Diddy left by the time the cops arrived. Lawsuit! First of all, couldn't this dude's girlfriend just walk away? Please she wanted that. Second of all, I'm so sure he flew 5-feet through the air! That being said, this Gerald dude is going to walk away with a boat load. Source

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Tuesday, February 13th 2007

Diddy's Gonna End Up Dead Now

naomiterrence.jpg Naomi Campbell and Diddy were once BFFs and possibly even friends with benefits. Because of this, it was a shock when Diddy attacked Naomi at Troll Dupri's Grammy after-party. Naomi was with Terrence Howard when Diddy started shouting at her ass! A witness said, "Diddy just started screaming at her when he saw her. No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her." The witness said that Naomi kept her cool. It's rumored that the two had a falling out for several reasons. Naomi is a mess and Diddy is sick of it. Kim Porter, Diddy's current baby mama, also hates Naomi. Diddy also wanted Naomi to be model for him for Sean John, but didn't want to pay her. It was unclear what Diddy actually said to her. You better believe he's gonna end up in the East river any day now. Naomi probably went home and started coming up with a plan. Crazy ho! Source

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Monday, January 29th 2007

Diddy Gets Caught with Sienna

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Early yesterday morning, Diddy was caught by cameras escorting Sienna Miller home after a night of partying. Diddy apparently saw the cameras across the street and sent his bodyguard over to get the film. Diddy and Sienna partied together at Sundance last week (above). Sienna has recently been leaked to Josh Hartnett.

Diddy's girlfriend, Kim Porter, recently had their twins.

BUSTED! They belong together. Both are sleazy buckets of straight-up oil. They slip and slide on each other like a greasy ballet.

Visit TMZ to see the video of Diddy getting caught

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Tuesday, January 2nd 2007

Diddy's Looking for a Few Good Men

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Diddy is looking for boys and lots of them. Diddy is currently casting a superstar all-male group for the 4th season of Making the Band. He has already turned Danity Kane into a somewhat successful girl-group and now he's giving back to the dudes. He said that he wants his male group to be a cross between N-Sync and New Edition. So, basically he wants them to suck.

Diddy said, "You gotta be able to sing; I’m not looking for rappers.”

The open call starts January 17th in Los Angeles and continues until February 6th in New York. He also recorded a special message in what he's looking for in the men willing to audition.

I have a question though, isn't Danity Kane already a mostly all-male group? I mean at least two of those chicks have dicks.

Source

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Thursday, December 21st 2006

And Their Names....

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Kim Porter and Diddy welcome to twin daughter's into this cruel world this morning. Sadly, their names aren't Moisturize and Diamante as I had hoped. Diddy posted this on his MySpace:

Please welcome to the world...........

In honor of the 2 people to have incredibly impacted me and Kim's lives......
We're proud to announce that we are NAMING the twins after our beloved grandmothers....

Kim's grandmother's name is Lila Star.
My grandmother's name was Jessie Smalls...

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...

****PLEASE WELCOME TO THE WORLD****
5 lbs....19 1/4 inches
D'Lila Star Combs

5 lbs/4 oz....19 1/2 inches
Jessie James Combs

WATCH OUT WORLD!!!!
GOD is the Greatest......
All the Time!!!!!!!

God Bless
Diddy
God is the Greatest

That Diddy has a way with words and periods too. D'Lila and Jessie? Boooring!

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Thursday, December 21st 2006

Did Diddy's Girlfriend Have Their Twins?

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Family sources claim that Kim Porter and P. Diddy have welcomed twin baby girls this morning. Reports are Kim gave birth very early this morning at Mt. Sinai hospital in NYC.

One of the babies reportedly weighs 5 lbs. and the other weighs 5 lbs., 4 oz.

The couple have one son together, Christian. Kim has a child with Al B. Sure and Diddy has another son. This makes 5 total between them. The names of the girls are not known.

I'm thinking Moisturize for one of the girls and Diamante for the second! Furthermore, let's hope looks skip a generation.

Source

UPDATE - They had em! Their spokesrep issued this statement:

"Diddy received an early Christmas gift! It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother, Kim Porter's side. The first arrived at 7:56 AM weighing 5 pounds, followed 2 minutes later by the second at 5 pounds, 4 ozs. Diddy had a plane on stand by in Toronto where he is filming "Raisin in the Sun" and made it just in the nick of time for the delivery. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."

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Monday, December 18th 2006

Cruella Diddy

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The Humane Society of the United States is claiming that Macy's is currently selling a fur trim Sean John parka which they say is made with fake rabbit fur, but the label says real racoon dog fur. Yes, DOG FUR. Apparently, the coats are being sent out for testing and if they come back positive for woof woof coat then Macy's will pull them off the shelves and give the hair to needy dogs with cancer. Ok, not that last part.

The $237.99 coat was made in China and I guess ching chong chinamen use raccoon dog fur a lot, because it easily passes as raccoon fur.

Hey, Macy's isn't lying. They said the fur was "fake rabbit fur" which is true if they are using dog fur. Poor raccoon dog! They don't want to spend the rest of their afterlife days clung to a cheap polyester shell worn by wannabe ballers!

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