Star Jones

Rumor has it that Star Jones has replaced Gay Al with married Miami Heat player Dwayne Wade. You know Gay Al is pissed! Dwayne was supposed to be HIS rebound.

Dwayne was asked about the rumors and he didn't vomit. The man must have a strong stomach, because the chunks start coming up whenever I hear the name "Star Jones." Here it comes! Grab the bucket.

Dwayne said on TNT's Inside the NBA, "Star is an unbelievable woman. We have a great, great relationship. As friends. We're friends, just like a lot of celebrities." Kenny Smith, who was also a guest on the show, asked, "Are y'all close friends? ... Are you the kind of friends that drink out of one cup with two straws? Those kind of friends?" Dwayne repeated, "We are friends. That's all."

Like Dwayne is really going to admit to cheating on his wife and kids with a slug!

In other slug news, Gay Al is "hurt and sad" about his divorce. A source told InTouch, “He did not want this divorce at all. He wanted to stay married. I think Star wanted the divorce, not Al.”

Big fucking DUH! Gay Al might be fruitier than Jamba Juice, but homegirl isn't stupid. Of course he didn't want to split with the woman that was paying for his solid gold butt plugs and sheepskin chaps!

Source: People

Star Jones has filed for divorce from Gay Al! SHOCKING! The two douches got married on November 13, 2004.

Entertainment Tonight reports that divorce was filed on March 26th by Starlet. The papers were marked as an “Uncontested Matrimonial” case by the court and the records were sealed.

She told ET, “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce. The dissolution of a marriage is a difficult time in anyone’s life that requires privacy with one’s thoughts. I have committed myself to handling this situation with dignity and grace and look forward to emerging from this period as a stronger and wiser woman.”

In Star's defense, she had to invite someone into her intimate area since Gay Al obviously wasn't going to go there. He probably screamed "EWWWW" every time he caught a glimpse of her gina

YES! I hope this divorce gets as messy as Gay Al's ass after a night at the bath houses. This is going to get good.

Look at Gay Al trying to be all macho and shit. Girlfriend please. You don't need to show me how your boyfriends fist your power bottom ass. I really don't need to know and it doesn't go with my morning Sanka.

So....The National Enquirer (via MSNBC) reports that the fairy (being Gay Al) tale marriage of Star Jones and Gay Al is over. And they said it wouldn't last. Well, they were right! Gay Al has already moved out of their apartment and is living in Miami where he can freely prance around his speedo.

A source said, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”

Star never liked the fact that she was the breadwinner and support in the relationship, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Of course she did all the heavy lifting. Gay Al didn't want to ruin his manicure. If Star wanted all those things she probably should have married a man that didn't like men. Just a thought.

Expect the denials any minute now. Gay Al will say, "Girrrrrrrrrllll, they are lying! Queens are just jelly! Mama Star and Queen Al are doing fiinnnee. We are fierce and we know it. Haters to the left....to the left!!"

Thanks Lauren

Star Jones is back to work! Well, for one night anyway. Star was let go from Court TV gig last month, but she will be on stage tonight talking about her vagina. What did we do to deserve this? She will take part in "The Vagina Monologues" in DC tonight. It's for charity, because Star has such a giving heart. Her skit is called "Short Skirt." That sounds like something Gay Al sings to himself in the mirror while trying on Star's dresses. Actually, I think he sings that Apple Bottom jeans song.

I do not need to know about Star's vagina. I want to hear about Gay Al's though. I'm sure it smells like lavender, gardenias with a splash of cinnamon. It's spicy like that.

Source: PageSix.com

TruTV (used to be Court TV) has shut down The Star Jones Show. The show debuted in August of last year. The network said it was a mutual decision and that Star would continue to serve as a legal expert for the network. She's not a lawyer anymore!

That Star can't hold down a job, now can she? That means Gay Al better dust the jizz from his ass and get to work pronto. What the hell does he do anyway? He can go-go dance at Splash in Chelsea at night and work the day shift at Banana Republic. They love the gays.

Star is one step closer to doing reality tv..........Dancing with the Stars here she comes!

Notice that Xenu (below) and Star have the same exact face. Have they ever been in a room together? Gay Al is totally checking a dude out in that pic above.

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