Star Jones

I'd Rather Die Fat Than Fug

Star Jones told Diane Sawyer this morning her reasons for having gastric bypass surgery. She said, "I didn’t want to die fat. Because that's not happy."

Um...you're dead. Who cares if you're happy or sad?

Star also confessed to having a tit lift and excess skin removed. She claims she lost 160-lbs from the surgery. Star lied about it on the air, because she was "ashamed and scared."

“So I said 'medical intervention,' which was the truth, but it wasn't the full truth. It would have been so much easier to simply say I had this weight loss surgery, but I couldn't do it."

Star looked way better before. She was a BBW and a half! Now she just looks like a shriveled up penis!

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Star Jones

Star Jones has FINALLY admitted that her rapid weight loss was not due to pilates and diet as she said over and over again. It was of course gastric-bypass. We all knew this, but homegirl never confessed.

In a self-written article for Glamour Star said:

"I admit that when asked about my obvious weight loss over the past four years, I was intentionally evasive. Lying was never an option for me, so I called it a 'medical intervention,' which was true, but it was really a pathetic attempt to tell only the truth I could handle at the time."

"I couldn't breathe without sounding winded; walk without getting tired; sleep without snoring; or take a flight without using a seat belt extender."

"Every day I am learning to let go of my insecurities and acknowledge that I don't have all the answers, which is okay," she writes. Though she still struggles with self-image, she writes that being healthy is what counts. "I'm not saying that in order to be happy, women need to be a certain size, but I am saying that we should all strive to be healthy."

Star called her "her secret." It was nobody's secret! The world knew! She's like those high school girls that come back from the Summer break with a new nose and say they just lost some baby fat.

Star is lying about lying. She did straight-up LIE! She said it was pilates and diet. If she would've been honest about it and said "Look, I'm a fat heifer and I needed to let some of the gas out of the balloon" we would've understood. I mean she was obese.

I still say she looked better than.

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Ewwww....She's Right

Star Jones is back and more beautiful than ever. I'm joking. She's whoring out her Court TV show and spoke out about the current state of "The View." Star thinks that the show needs a little more color on the panel. She said when she was fired from the show, she was told they were going to fill her space with a woman of color.

She said, “No person of color has been permanently placed as part of the cast of five. When you are putting forth a show, you need to make it look like the fabric of society and not just look like that way from the outside, but feel that way from the inside.”

Yuck. I can't believe I agree with this slab of backfat, but I do. That's why I hope they hire Whoopi Goldberg and then they need an Asian or Latin ho.

Star also said she would talk about her weight-loss in a column she's doing for Glamour Magazine. Star has never admitted she went under the knife, but come on!

You can watch Star's new Court TV show starting this August. Unfortunately, it's at lunch times, so you're going to have to wait to eat afterwards. Star will make you lose your lunch!

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Quote Of Quotes!

I really would've given my left nutsack to hear this little quote live, but this comes from Gay Al to Star Jones at his Birfday party this past weekend:

“You taught me how to love and how to be a better man."

You probably could've heard a damn pin drop in that room. Amazing.

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Where's the Eye Bleach?!

AHHHHH! Star Jones in a white, afro wig!!! This is not something I wanted or needed to see. Yes, it was for a 70s themed costume party at The Cove in the Bahamas last night, but STILL! Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pictures of Gay Al. He probably went as Mahogany!

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I Don't Know Who's Gayer?

I'm sure Gay Al chose every piece of Star Jones; outfit for the Kentucky Derby yesterday. That fugly hat almost takes the attention away from her flappy flapjacks! God they are soooo gay! They should've switched outfits. It would've been more natural.

Thanks Lady Shark

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Say Something Nice

Star Jones last night at the Museum of Modern Image honoring Matt Lauer: I'd hit it. Gay Al probably taught her how to give good head.

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You Can't Get Enough of Star & Gay Al

Star Jones and Gay Al attended Shaq's Birthday party at the death place of Anna Nicole Smith on Saturday night. Shaq held his 35th at the Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL. They probably gave him a discount.

Thankfully, Star is wearing that hideous necklace to cover up those scary things she calls breasts. As much as they disgust you, you love it.

Just imagine Star sucking Gay Al's dick for hours trying to get it hard! He probably has to look at the men's underwear section of the JCPenney catalog to even get a halfie.

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FRUITY

NO WORDS! Each one of these pictures can easily be a caption picture. I mean, Star Jones, strawberries, Gay Al, Ivana Trump....this is beyond a MESS convention.

All this fruitiness was for Star's Birthday party on Friday night at Social in Miami.