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Donald Trump doesn't understand why Angelina Jolie is called one of the world's most beautiful women. He told Larry King that he knows beauty and Angelina is no beauty.

 

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not -- I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."

 

That makes sense. Angie doesn't have plastic breasts or shit for brains and that's what Trump likes in a woman. Angie's shit is more beautiful than The Trump. 

 

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Why is Donald Trump in some of these pictures! There is so much exquisite beauty here and he ruins it! Ivanka and Melania Trump are two of my favorites. Ivanka is a diamond, hideous nose job and all. Seriously, her nose looks like an oversized clitoris now, but I won't hold that against her.

 

There are no words to explain how stunning Melania is. And if there were words she couldn't say them herself anyway! So why bother thinking up any!

 

Here's two beauties and a beast at the launch of Ivanka's fine jewelry collection last night in NYC.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Listen to this crap. Donald Trump actually thinks he can land what he calls "The Bimbo Trio" to appear on the celebrity version of his show "The Apprentice." The Trump wants to save Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. He thinks his show can do it and he seems to think he can book them.

 

Delusional party of one! He said, "We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" Trump told Page Six . "We're not sure what will happen. She's a fucking mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Paris Hilton "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it."

 

He went on to say that he's going to call Lindsay this week to see if she'll do it. He also claims HUNDREDS of A and B listers wanted to do the show.

 

According to him the cast already includes Joan Rivers, Kimora Lee Simmons, Jim Cramer, Carmen Electra, Naomi Judd, George Foreman, Omorosa, Jeff Gordon, Tony Hawk and Dana Patrick.

 

Where is the A Lister in this list?!!!! Carmen is probably the biggest star and she's maybe barely a B. BARELY. Omorosa?! That bitch ain't even on the alphabet!

 

Trump needs to wake up and smell the Rogaine!

 

 

 

Producer Mark Burnett reportedly offered Rosie O'Donnell $2 Million for 12 days work on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice: Celebrity Edition." Rosie would've come face to face with the Donald.

 

A source claims Rosie turned it down FLAT and said she wouldn't do it for "$200 Million." What about 200 donuts? Did Donald think of that? I bet not!

 

Rosie's rep said, “It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond.”

 

They should ask her again in 6-months. Her number's coming up!

 

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For once in his life Donald Trump had some wise advice for Lindsay Lohan. He simply said, “Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents — then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon — I'll keep you straight!”

 

Makes sense! Well, White Oprah fought back at Donald for absolutely no reason. She issued this statement:

 

 

When does this dumb ho find the time to issue all these statements? I thought she was healing her family or something. It's so apparent that WO simply wants to be in the public eye. You can tell that she's using her daughter's drama to try and woo producers into giving her a show. I bet this skank thinks that if she issues "smart and witty" statements, that maybe someone will give her a show. Yeah, she's in talks for a reality show on E!, but what this bitch really wants is a talk show. They don't call her White Oprah for nothing!

 

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The Apprentice will be back on NBC and this time it's an all-celebrity edition. The celebs will battle it out for their favorite charity. The cast has not yet been announced.

 

The show will be the exact same premise. Celebs will break up into two teams and compete in tasks. The losing team will report to the board room and one celeb will be fired. Ivanka and Donald Jr. will return as Trump's advisors.

 

Donald also said that he would love Rosie O'Donnell to be invovled. Ben Silverman of NBC said, "I think it would be great to have Rosie on The Apprentice. Donald personally asked me to extend an invite to her." 

 

Anything for ratings! Donald most likely wouldn't say the things he says to Rosie behind her back. He's a pussy and she likes pussy....wait...they are a match made in heaven!

 

I'm guessing that by "celebrities" they mean F-listers and reality TV people.

 

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Donald Trump will steal yet another idea from the British and produce and make appearances in an American version of "Ladette to Lady" called "Lady or a Tramp." The show will follow pieces of trash as they try and become ladies. Think Flavor of Love's Charm School goes primetime which means it's going to be boring as hell.

 

Producers are currently searching for “younger women who are 18-30, love to party and full of attitude,” and who are “rude and crude party girls.”

 

Why do producers have to search? I have a few named Lindsay, Paris and Britney!

 

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Rosie O'Donnell left a room full of powerful women speechless last night at the Matrix Awards where she hosted. The awards honor women in media and included a room filled with Barbara Walters, Hilary Clinton, Arianna Huffington, Rupert Murdoch and Meredith Viera.

Rosie decided to use her time onstage to once again talk crap about Donald Trump. She threw FuckBombs left and right and also grabbed her crotch telling him to "Eat Me" and that's an all-you-can-eat buffet times two!!!

 

She said that when Trump called her "disgusting" and "fat" she was sad because, "it was always my dream to give an old, bald billionaire a boner."

 

Some people in the room were left completely offended, because also in attendance were a group of high-school girls who won scholarships to pursue a career in media.

 

Oh please! Those girls have probably heard and done worse. Yeah it's gross, but this is the reality of life! I just wish Trump and Rosie would move on already. We're all over it, why aren't they?

 

Source: Page Six

 

 

 

Donald Trump is the only one that isn't over his whole feud with Rosie O'Donnell. On Monday, he sent Barbara Walters a large bustier and gigantic panties that Rosie wore in "Exit to Eden." A fan of Trump's bought it at auction and then had it framed and delivered to Babs.

 

Donald told Page Six , "I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting. I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."

 

Rosie and Barbara sort of talked about it on "The View" but didn't mention who or what was sent to Barbara.  

 

Donald, you lost! Your show is like #50 and nobody cares about you anymore. Part of me thinks all of this was a big publicity stunt and Rosie's going to show up at the finale of "The Apprentice" this Sunday. Even if she did, people still wouldn't watch that crap.

 

 

 

Donald Trump at a Wrestlemania News Conference on 3/28/07

 

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