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Sharon Stone looks like she did it like that girl from America's Next Top Model and sewed a wig underneath her real hair. It's not a cute look. She battled Donald Trump for the worst combover at Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night in Phoenix, Arizona last night.

Rosie O'Donnell responded to Donald Trump's tirade against her on "The View" this morning. Donald said Rosie suffered from depression, because she was so ugly. Rosie then united with the other girls by doing some weird comb-over routine. She then promised to not talk about him again.

Sure...she loves it as much as he does.

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Baron Trump has a crappy name, but he's one of the cutest celebrity brats out there. He's also pretty lucky that he got his mother's eyes. Melania Trump is like the most glamorous mother ever. Look at her ass. I love how she dresses her son. What is this, the 1960s?! He's wearing like a Doris Day coat.

Do you think he shares diapers with daddy?

Donald Trump continued to beat a dead horse (no, not his wang) by appearing on "The Insider" and speaking out about Rosie O'Donnell's depression. He is basically saying she's ugly. I hate to break it to you Don, but Rosie is a supermodel compared to your ass. I'd let her dick slap me long before I'd let him. Wait, does he jizz dollars?

Does Melania Trump think she's effin Anna Kareninina? Just cause you're some kind of Russian doesn't mean you're damn AK and doesn't mean that you can wear a fur hat. That being said, she looks perfect. All she's missing is a dirty martini and a bottle of downers.

Here's Mel and the Trump with Fergie (not Ferg) at Michael Kors today.

Miss USA, Tara Connor, is slowly fessing up to being a drunken, coke sniffing whore. In an interview with Matt Lauer set to air on "The Today Show" tomorrow, Tara will come clean about the snow.

She admits to sniffing coke, taking antidepressants and others drugs.

She said, "I've tried several different things. But, you know, it's always the same effect. The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It's not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back."

She snorted coke off her own chest? Spoken like a true cokewhore. I'm guessing she was high as a kite too when she took this picture last year with Axl Rose. I'd need more than a 8ball to get through that 10-seconds of posing.

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Miss USA, Tara Conner, is out of rehab and ready to party! Unfortunately, the Trump organization want to keep an eye on the boozy lass. Tara will move out of the Trump Place apartment in NYC she shares with Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe to a bigger pad uptown complete with a private chaperone. Sources in the Trump organization claim that Tara is being watched hardcore and also isn't allowed to go to bars or nightclubs.

A rep for the Miss USA organization said, "Plans to move to a bigger apartment with a chaperone have been in the works for months, and Tara is free to go wherever she wants."

Party at beauty queen's! You know her new apartment has a wet bar, stripper poll, jacuzzi in the living room and plastic sheets. They don't give a damn if she's a coke sniffing, pussy giving, blow job blowing hooker...they just want her to keep it on the down low.

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Ashley Harder (yeah, that's what she said) has had to leave her reign as Miss New Jersey, because homegirl has gotten knocked up. The 20-year-old will not compete for Miss USA. Ashley is due this Summer and says she will marry her boyfriend, so her child is not a bastard. Ok, she didn't say that last part.

Donald Trump wishes Ashley all the best.

Damn! Another beauty ho bites the dust! If you ask me, they should've kept Miss Nevada and Miss New Jersey in. A pregnant ho and a straight-up ho will totally boost ratings!

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Let me sum it up for you. Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters gave each other high-fives this morning on "The View" after calling Donald Trump a "poor, pathetic man."

Donald can't keep his nasty lips shut of course. So...it's his turn:

Blah..blah...blah...Barbara read her statement off a cue card...blah...blah..blah.....Rosie just pushed her out like a pathetic puppet....blah...blah..blah...Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I wish she had not chosen me as one of the "10 Most Fascintating People"....blah...blah...blah....

Read the whole thing here.

I'll patiently await Babs and Rosie's response tomorrow. Source and Image Source

Donald Trump wrote this letter today to Rosie O'Donnel. He CCed the WORLD:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife -- you needed the rest.

An article in today's New York Post, indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a 'liar.' Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' 'she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S.

I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"

CHEESE AND CRACKERS! This is like a playground school fight with 2nd graders. Melania Trump needs to control her husband and Kelly needs to control her husband. I mean, seriously. Donald's show bombed on Sunday and he's trying to save it hardcore. It's not going to happen.

Source: ET