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Chrissy Bitch's "Leave Britney Alone" YouTube meltdown failed to win him a 2007 YouTube Award. Chrissy was nominated in the Best Commentary category, but lost out to What The Buck? Better luck next time bitch. Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" video won Best Music Video. Tay told the AP (via UsWeekly) that he plans to make "a living making art and producing music."

La Pequena's Amy Winehouse video better win next year or I'm going razor burn a bitch.

Visit YouTube to see all the winners in all categories.

Below is my favorite video which lost in the "adorable" category. I could watch this all day. I can't wait to spend hours viewing this tonight. After a few cocktails, I'm sure I will be able to figure out what these pussies are saying to each other. I'll have a full transcription by morning.

In case you missed it! This is a clip from Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp of Toccara (America's Next Top Model) losing her shit! I thought she was going to rip off her weave and start punching some of those judges. I wish. This clip would also make a good drinking game. Take a shot every time someone says "have some class."

Dieting is a hell of a drug. After this shit fit, Toccara stormed into a 7-Eleven and devoured the entire candy bar section.

VIA ONTD

Thanks to YouTube and digital video cameras, any crackhead can post videos of them acting cokey. This video of Steve-O got posted up to his YouTube account yesterday. Steve-O is currently in the crazy house after he reportedly threatened to off himself. The video was taken shortly after he was released from jail a little while ago. I didn't get through the whole video, because it felt like I was falling through a k-hole. I usually save my ketamine binges for after noon.

Hopefully, he'll get off the coke and spend his drug money on fixing up that apartment. Sorry, I'm a total design homo. I had a hard time paying attention to him, because I was too busy thinking of ways I could fix up his crib.

Source: ONTD

If I admitted to listening to Danity Kane's first album at least once a month, would you sentence to me to death by awful music injection? You would, so I'm not going to admit it. This is the video for Damaged which is the first single off of their new album "Welcome to the Dollhouse." It's nice to see that they brushed off the cobwebs and dust off of Shannon (the Brit Brit wannabe) and brought her to the front.

I think I like DK, because of their ridiculous group name. Anybody that will go around performing under that name for seriousness deserves my attention.

Ok, the REAL reason I posted this video was just so I can follow it up with this truly hot scene from the original and only "Welcome to the Dollhouse." Those DK sluts ain't got nothing on bad ass Dawn Wiener. "Hey Wiener. You better get ready, because at 3 o'clock today, I'm going to rape you!" Hottest words ever spoken in a feature film. I'm really considering naming my first born Dawn Wiener K.

Thanks Scott

I've never wanted to get married before, but now I want to start planning my dream wedding just so Fred and Sharon can shoot the blessed event. This is a truly inspiring commercial from Canada. This is beyond a commercial. This is high art. This shit belongs in The Whitney. Sharon and Fred need to pack up their maple syrup and move to Hollywood right now.

I am in awe of their animation skills. They could put Pixar out of business.

Who needs a movie? I do and I really need Fred and Sharon to shoot it! By the way, this is absolutely real.

If the "video movie" making business doesn't work out for them, Sharon should replace any of those women on "The View." I'm not joking.

Thanks Albz

Our Hot Slut of the Month is back! La Pequeña has finally put out a new video and this time he's paying homage to Amy Wino. It's pretty hilarious, because Wino's hive is bigger than him. He could comfortably live in her hive for a few months without her knowing about it.

In the video, La Pequeña is that close to showing the real La Pequeña. He starts humping the bed (close your eyes during that part) then slowly opens his legs and I swear I saw the tequila worm I swallowed in Mexico last year.

His "no, no, no" at the end of the video is going to haunt my dreams tonight

La Pequeña forever!!! Give this hot bitch a record deal already.

Thanks Travis

Remember those Filipino prisoners that did the hot Thriller dance? Well, they are back. I guess they take requests, because due to popular demand they performed the Soulja Boy dance followed by MC Hammer's "You Can't Touch This." Hell yes! Where the hell do I make my requests, because I want to see Paula Abdul's "Cold Hearted Snake" and the Macarena.

They need to work on their Hammer shuffle though, because that shit is pretty whack. They probably can't do it full out, because if they do their organs might fall out of their raw assholes. I'm sure they are doing butt sex in between dance practice. What else is there to do in prison? Dance practice and butt sex! Sign me up.

Prison in the Philippines is fun!

Thanks Chanel

This lovely woman went on TV in the UK this morning to propose to her boyfriend. She surprised him at work and this is why you should never propose to someone in public unless you are 100% sure they want to marry your ass. First of all, she should have gotten on her knees, so that she could look him in the eye when popping the question. Second of all, he accepted her proposal, but you know when the cameras turned off he whispered to her, "I was only joking."

Love is so wonderful. Happy Leap Year to all! How the hell do you celebrate Leap Year anyway? Get drunk you say? Sounds like a plan to me.

Thanks Francesca

Phoebe Price has once again shout out Dlisted for making her "Hot Babe of the Year." I would gladly hand over my left nutsack if she said "Hot Slut of the Year" just once. What am I saying? A filthy word like "slut" would never pass through those precious lips.

PP also talked about going to the SAG Awards, but wanted everyone to know that she was invited. I love that she had to tell us. Yes, Phoebe we know you were invited. We were all invited actually, but we were too busy having dinner on the moon with the Dalai Lama, Madonna and Elvis.

PP's fragrance is also doing very well! It's at Neiman Marcus! The Neiman Marcus Factory Outlet in Orlando, FL, but who's keeping track? I kid, I kid. She also said she's getting ready to go to the Home Shopping network with her fragrance. YES! My prayers have finally been answered. Cancel all my plans for the next year, because I have to spend each night waiting for her segment on HSN to come on. It's totally going to be at 3am on a Saturday.

Oh that PP is always good for a laugh or two.

I have been hungover all day and this video of this sexy bitch, La Pequeña Prohibida, has brought me back. I don't know what's going and I'm a little scared, but she's got me hypnotized. I feel like I'm in an episode of "Twin Peaks." You better believe she will be Hot Slut tomorrow.

Thanks Lauren