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Mammia Mia!!! Seriously, rainbows flew out of my ass when I watched this trailer. Rainbows fly out of my ass anyway, but they were extra colorful and extra gay this time. I have faith in Meryl Streep that this isn't going to be complete trash.

Seeing Pierce Brosnan burst into song is worth the ticket price.

Amy Winehouse continued her early morning ritual of roaming the streets looking for crisps and candies in London. She should team up with Britney and put together a world tour visiting various gas stations and convenience stores. SULK!

Amy also has a new video for "Love Is A Losing Game." No, she didn't make the video. It was put together using concert footage, Wino walking down the hall and clips of her jailed husband, Blake. Basically, it sucks. They should've had some kind of contest instead of putting out something that looks like a screensaver on Wino's computer.

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Britney Spears turned on her best friends in the world, the paps, while getting one of her daily meals at Starbucks. She once again created a shit frenzy as she ordered her usual slop. The poor manager dude at Starbucks tries to get the photographers out, but they are straight up ignoring him. While heading to her car one of the paps bumps into her car and she snaps at him "Don't touch my fucking car. I swear to God...." What is she gonna do? Oh, she could attack him with an umbrella or maybe her a frapp? Naw, she wouldn't waste the nectar of her Gods.

Oh and only Brit herself can put dings in her car. She should've told them "I run into you! You don't run into my car!"

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Where the hell is Axl Rose and Paul McCartney when you need them? Fergie covered "Live and Let Die" for Movie Rocks and let's just say I'm sure some of my brain cells died just from watching that. To say she butchered it is an understatement. They should've put a dying cat onstage. It would've sounded and looked way better.

And her "YA KNOW YA DID" shit was just uncalled for.

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Beyonce sang "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" for Movies Rock which aired last night. You know it wasn't as much as a roller coaster of shrills as I thought it would be. Usually Beyonce takes up to the skies and then crashes us into the ground and brings us back up with all her ooohing and aaahhhhing. She kind of tamed it down. KIND OF. I still had to turn the volume down on her ass.

That dress needs to be thrown over the rainbow for good never to be seen from again.

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24-year-old Christina Silva was crowned Miss California USA over a week ago and I hope that girl made precious memories with the crown, because a week is all she's going to get with it. Pageant officials announced yesterday that there was an accounting mix-up and the wrong girl was crowned. Second runner-up, Raquel Beezely, was the rightful winner. Christina was forced to give up the crown to Raquel. Officials called it a "human error."

Christina said, "They never could explain their accounting error, but told me that if I didn't give up my crown to Miss Beezely, my personal integrity could be questioned, and my career could potentially suffer." Christina has hired an attorney and is looking at her options.

Raquel will represent California in the Miss USA pageant next year.

She better watch her ass! Something tells me we have another "pepper-spray incident" coming on. Christina is going to go undercover and get a job at the Miss USA pageant and sabotage that bitch!

Source: Huffington Post

"Grey's Anatomy" actress, Chyler Leigh, made some shitty ass movie in 1997 called "Kickboxing Academy." She was only 15 when she made it. She starts alongside her real-life brother, Christopher Khayman Lee (he was also a Power Ranger and you know what they say about them). He plays her love interest and yes they kiss a few times. There's no tongue or anything, but you still couldn't pay me enough to pretend that I want my sister like that. I'd rather pull a Divine in Pink Flamingos and eat dog shit. It'd be the same thing. My sister's not gonna like that.

Rush & Molloy reports that the clip was found by some Grey's Anatomy geeks. Skip to about 2:50 to see one of the kisses.

I don't watch GA, so I know Chyler best from that crap show "Reunion" that last like 2 seconds.

You know what they say! Incest is best, put your brother to the test.

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First things first! The video above is kind of frightening, so I'm warning you now. It's a PSA airing in Canada about the dangers of....shit I don't even know! It scared me so much that I turned it off immediately and didn't get the message at the end. Her face will haunt my nightmares.

I really hope she still makes head chef next year......

And if you still haven't had enough visit the PSA's website featuring a delightful cartoon of a bloody hand. Canada is no joke.

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Thanks Peaches

Kanye West gave a small tribute to his mother, Donda West, while performing in Brussels on Sunday. A few nights before he broke down in Paris.

He told the audience, "There's nothing that she loved more than to come to the show and scream louder than any fan," he told a cheering audience. "She was my first fan that was screaming before anyone else.... If she was here, she would tell me, 'Get on that stage and kill it, dawg! That was her favorite word: 'dawg.'"

He dedicated Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" to her and said that's what she would've wanted, to not stop believing.

That's my karaoke song, but Kanye can borrow it. Actually, I think it's everyone's karaoke song.

Kanye is expected to attend his mother's funeral in Oklahoma City today.

At last night's American Music Awards one of the Jonas brothers fell while trying to be hot shit during their entrance. That's what you get! First of all, who the hell are the Jonas Brothers?! Once again I feel older than a T-Rex. I need to watch Nickelodeon more.

These twinkies look like the love children of Zac Efron and a black poodle. They are a mess. The blow dryer is working overtime at the Jonas house.

Don't even get me started on their music. That song belongs in a Mentos commercial.