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You have to love CNN. They have video of a gay fight gone bad on a freeway in Phoenix, Arizona. One of the gays got all dramatic and tried to throw himself in front of traffic after fighting with his boyfriend. The two started getting into it, not in the sexy way, on the freeway almost getting hit several times. They were later arrested on domestic violence charges.

Those gays, I tell ya! All dramatic and shit. They should've just turned on a Barbra Streisand movie and all would've been OK.

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The Sun has a little video of Amy Wino performing onstage in Zurich. While her band and singers put on a merry little show, she seems to be spending a lot of time rummaging through that rat's nest of hers. She then puts her arms down and quickly takes a bump. She's trying to make it look like she's wiping her nose, but come on. Bitch is trying to be slick! What a bad secret drug user. You might as well bring out a table with a mirror on it and just lay the shit out in front of everyone. She's practically doing the same thing. Everyone knows.

I need to get me one of those hives. Imagine the shit you can hide up in there.

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The Spice Memaws have done a commercial for Tesco in the UK. Tesco is sort of like Wal-Mart, but less annoying. The commercial is sort of cute, but these women will do anything for money! Only selling their album at Victoria's Secret and now doing this crap?

What's next? Spice tampons? Naw, that's not possible. Spice lady diapers!

Brit's MTV VMAs performance is like a bad case of herpes. No matter what you do that shit keeps flaring up. A video featuring Brit's stand-in performing "Gimme More" has been making the rounds. The video shows us what the performance should've looked like had Brit learned the choreography instead of shoving Jack and Cokes down her throat.

It's slightly better, but it's still a bore. Britney is not the type of performer that should only rely on her singing and dancing. Bitch needs razzle dazzle behind her ass. Her other VMA performances worked, because there was a snake or a Madonna involved.

Below is a split-screen of her actual performance and the stand-in's performance. Thrilling shit. I'm sure this will be dissected on CSI: Hillbillies next week.

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This old mama je'e right here is no joke! "LAPD: Life on the Beat" pays a visit to this woman after they got noise complaint. The officers knock on the door and this hot ass women says "Come on in motherfucker!" That's all that woman had to say. She had me at "come on in motherfucker!" I don't care if she's crazy, smokes crack, drinks Thunderbird for breakfast and has a bunk wig. I need to party with her.

She had a war with the cops and she won!

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Why do people continue to make Britney Spears' "Gimme More" parodies? Ron Jeremy is the latest and he's 2-months late! I actually watched the whole thing. I didn't laugh, but now thanks to Ron I can skip lunch!

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The Spice Girls have released another song on their Greatest Hits album in addition to that hideous "Headlines (This Crap Never Ends)" song. The newest one is called "Voodoo" and it's not much better.

They should rename it "Doodoo." That would be much more fitting.

Stick to "2 Become 1" darlings! Now that shit was good.

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Here's the new Spice Girls video for "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" and it's slightly boring and slightly bizarre.

Posh is turning on the drag queen inside her to maximum overload. Bitch makes RuPaul look butch. I guess since she can't sing she might as well pose. She also strokes Geri's hair which is a little lesbionic, yet a little maternal. Seeing Posh being just a little maternal doesn't seem natural.

Speaking of Geri! Since when did she get a body like Madonna's?! Just weird.

I think I need to watch this video while dropping acid to get its full effect.

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What would happen if my gay ass exploded all over your TV screen? No, you wouldn't get a TV screen drenched in jizz! You are so rude! Shush. You would get the video above.

It's from NBC's 60th Anniversary in 1986. Here's Nell Carter, Barbara Eden, Soleil Moon Frye, Bea Arthur, Charlotte Rae, Alfonso Ribiero and Marla Gibbs singing "We Are A Family" from Dreamgirls.

This is the reason homos were created! Barbara Eden looks so damn hot.

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Angelina Jolie's latest movie "Wanted actually looked sort of entertaining. Angie with a gun is always mildly entertaining. Well, not this time!

The movie is about assassins or something. It's been done a million times. Everyone in this movie has a look on their face like "Ugh, I'm only doing this for the cash. Make it quick!"

I also think it's in Morgan Freeman's contract that if he's in a movie he also has to narrate it. Pro narrator.

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